Argentum: Alright finally moving on from the horror of the last chapter.

Grel'Slyfer: Who knew that all we had to do to finish chapter fifty eight would be to erase five sixths of the chapter and add in Sanemi?

Argentum: I hate you.

Grel'Slyfer: And your hate fuels me!

Slayer: You should really stop feeding him.

Shadow: And I thought Xilo was bad.

Argentum: Eh… he's one of the weakest left alive so meh.

Shadow: In some ways he's worse you have to admit.

Grel'Slyfer: Oh Xilo is absolutely horrible let's agree. But I'm pretty bad myself.

Slayer: Yeah.

Argentum: Well safe to say I have no idea when this chapter will come out. Hopefully soon but I honestly hate my life.

Slayer: Honestly you seem to have a lot of trouble with "emotional" chapters.

Argentum: Yes I know I'm terrible, why it took me so long to make the last chapter.

Grel'Slyfer: Eh can't be perfect, on another note might as well say there is a snippet in this chapter. A snippet about the next place our group of heroes are going to.

Argentum: Yep hope you're excited about it as I am. On that note Shadow please start the chapter off.

Shadow: Sure second boss man. Ahem… We here at the Dark Guard Productions do not own anything but our own OC's and reality building concepts. Everything else belongs to their respective owners. Now without further ado…

Everyone: Here's the story!

Hello= Regular talk

Hello= Thoughts

[Hello]= Radio

(Hello)= Telepathy/Mind reading

Chapter Fifty Nine: Special third Person Chapter! Chapter Eleven! Planning, Feelings, and Explanations! Is this a thought?

A week in the future with the Bad Guys

"AGH!" With a yell of pain Muzan was kicked into a wall, blood dripping down his chin. "I'm sorry! I meant to only-GAH!" With a foot to the guy Muzan was silenced as a certain magic eye looked down on him.

A smirk could be seen on Grel'Slyfer's face as he wagged his finger at the demon kind. "Tsk, tsk ,tsk… you're acting up again my little pet." With a flash of anger the Darkwraith picked Muzan up by the head. Bringing his eye towards Muzan's. "All those years ago, when my brother and I first made that deal with you… Did I not keep my word? Have I not pulled through?" With a yell of pain Muzan gripped Grel'Slyfer's wrist trying to escape his ever stronger grip. "Honestly until three hundred years ago you also kept your side of the bargain. This I will admit whole heartedly. Ughhhh, honestly when Yoriichi came into the picture I decided to let you have some leeway. You know recover from your horrifying beat-down, and recover your numbers."

"Annnd tr-trust me… no on-one appr-preci…ates that mo-more than I! But-glak!" With another yell of pain as he was slammed into the wall again Grel'Slyfer shook his head.

"Oh Muzan, don't you know that I know you more than you know yourself? I've always hated you, but you've always been marginally useful. But now you come to beg me for help? Asking for your "minions" back?" With a huff he let go of Muzan. "You're lucky Kokushibo and Val'gin want one last battle with the corps. Otherwise I'd leave you to rot." With hands behind his back Grel'Slyfer turned around to look at another demon. One with long black hair, she shivered at his stare. "Honestly if she wasn't so important to you, I'd take Nakime with me as well. Already took Daki, but let's be honest here~!" His eye seemed to glow as he looked back at Muzan. "You don't need anyone else but yourself, those two, and that stupid thunder user, am I right?"

Standing up and wiping his chin the demon king nodded. "Of course, those with me shall be enough to end this once and for all. Especially after I kill Kamado and that drag-" A hole suddenly appeared in chest as Grel'Slyfer spoke.

"I told you, the dragon is mine. Don't make me remind you again."

Coughing out blood Muzan glared at his "master" with blood red eyes. "Just what makes him so special?! If you want the powers of a dragon just find one who's already developed!" Grel'Slyfer breathed out a sigh of annoyance at his servants comment.

Punching him to the ground Grel'Slyfer stared at him with hate. "If you don't have the intelligence to figure that out, then what's the point in telling you? I mean seriously! What do you expect me to do?! GO after Patriarch? Oh how about Kuros? Are you insane?! You don't mess with fully developed elder dragons! Not even at my level!" Muzan flinched at the anger directed at him. Sighing the Darkwraith pinched the bridge of his nose. "Look if you survive this upcoming battle that you will probably initiate then hooray! Congratulations! If you don't I couldn't care less." Opening up a portal with a finger he waved over his shoulder. "Just do your job like a good errand boy, and maybe we'll see about finally fixing you up. Until then you're spare meat. Ciao~!"

Walking up to her master Nakime helped him up from the floor. "Are you alright Muzan Sama?" Waving her off Muzan nodded.

"I'm invincible remember that, though even I will admit that monster is even more terrifying than that man." Taking a few steps forward Muzan punched a hole in one of the numerous walls. "But I'll show him, I just need to get my hands on that flower." Thinking further he chuckled with a mad glint in his eye. "Or get my hands on that Nezuko girl! Finally! After soo many years! HAHAHA! A demon made by me has conquered the sun! GYAHAHA! Finally I can break free from the rule of those who wish to control me! Finally I can spread my wings and never have to worry about death again!" He then looked back at Nakime fondly. "And for those such as yourself, those who have stood by me! Will be graciously rewarded." Nakime only nodded her head, though one could see a slight smile on her lips.

"I live only to serve and play my songs my lord." The demon king of pop merely smiled.

Fool, the only reason I keep you around is because of how useful your ability is. Looking out through one of the many windows he could see the moon. Soon, I won't just look out at the moon. With a fanged smile he reached out. No I will be looking out at the sun!

Okay here's the plan, you see this line break? We're going to use it!

A day before with a good part of the Kamaboko squad…

"Alright my students! Here's the situation!" Turning as one everyone looked towards Kyojuro. "The demon in this town while ridiculously weak for our level is more than enough for the average slayer! A perfect fit for our plan to start luring Muzan out."

Inosuke simply blew steam from his mask. "So basically this will be an easy one right?" The flame Hashira gave a half nod.

"Yes and no, for while defeating the demon would be easy there is no doubt there. The trick will be to somehow let it survive until the sun comes up, without! Letting it or Muzan know we let it live that long. Or at least do it in a way that forces him to act anyways."

Nezuko rubbed her chin in thought. "Hmm, we'll have to try and lure it out at least thirty minutes before sunrise for this to work." As she spoke everyone turned to the now sword carrying demon girl. With a pat on her shoulder Kyojuro spoke. As he smiled and turned to the other's Kyojuro didn't notice the smirk Nezuko sported.

"A good start! But we'll need to find out its personality before we can begin to go into more detail. One wrong move and we will have shown all of cards to Muzan." As they all nodded Zenitsu turned to his girlfriend.

"By the way, I've been meaning to ask but why do you have a sword Nezuko Chan? Also your outfit is also kind of similar to Kanroji's now that I think of it. Also what's with that smile?"

With an even wider grin the girl winked as she twirled in her black skirt and tights. Her kimono was opened and showed off her demon slayer uniform. "Oh~ it's a surprise for later~ my dear Zenitsu~." With hearts in his eyes the thunder user swooned as Kanao patted Tanjiro's back.

He was still having trouble accepting that his little sister was in a relationship. "Calm down Tanjiro Kun, you know you can trust him by now right?" Defeated by her tone and reason Tanjiro slumped with a nod. As the couples then held hands the journey dropped into silence as they moved faster. Lives were still on the line after all.

Okay here's the plan, you see this line break? We're going to use it!

After the great "slap" with Cassandra and Eris.

Cassandra was gently rubbing the goddesses back as she spoke to her friend softly. "He doesn't hate you… I doubt he ever could." Frowning when the goddess didn't respond Cassandra continued. "You will have to talk to him sometime, and while he may not have started out this way. He has become more understanding during our time here. At the very least he isn't obsessed with revenge anymore." More silence. "He will forgive you, you know that right?" That was finally enough to get Eris to speak.

"I know he will, but doesn't mean I don't feel bad about it." Sitting up she looked to the sky with a sigh. "Unfortunately that isn't my only issue with this." With a shake of her head she turned to her best friend. "Np my problem is that I don't know how to deal with a situation like this. I've never had to face these emotions before, and I doubt our dragon has either." She threw her hands into the air. "I mean! Did you see the way he looked at me?!" Cassandra nodded as Eris fell onto her back. "That look along with that letter are messing me up right now. I feel grief at what was written and anger at the person it was about. Yet! I feel anger at myself for what I did! I can't really process these at the same time."

With a grimace the elf princess nodded. "I see, well least you are being grownup about it, acknowledging the issue and what not." Eris peered at her and nodded.

"I suppose so." Sitting up she hugged the elf. "Doesn't change the fact that I'm disappointed in myself right now." Hugging her back Cassandra smiled.

"Well talk to me about your first problem. Just what was in that letter that made you so upset?" The silence that followed that question was deafening, yet with great patience the elven princess waited for her friend to talk.

After five minutes that felt like an hour she finally spoke. "It was about gramps and Kaigaku…" Recognizing those names from Eris' previous letters Cassandra frowned heavily. "Kaigaku that ever stupid bastard became a demon!" Though shocked Cassandra couldn't have predicted what came next. "Because of that, because of that… Gramps took his own life on his own!" There were tears now, though these were tears of loss this time from the goddess. "It was seppuku, and what's worst is that no one was there to help him complete the ritual! HE died in agony just because of the stupid brat!"

She was holding her best friend even closer now, not able to truly comprehend what had happened. "We do not understand, why did Kaigaku become a demon? By your own account, while disgruntled Kaigaku did not seem malicious enough to become the enemy? What happened?" So confused was the princess that she reverted completely back to her royal tongue.

Shaking her head while holding it Eris spoke, anger tinging her voice. "According to the crows, he ran into uppermoon one. He didn't even hesitate to accept his blood to become a demon! The absolute coward ran to the so called winning side!" Clenching her fists Eris spoke with malice. "I swear if we ever meet again I'll personally cut him into pieces!" Seeing where this was going Cassandra bopped the goddess on the head. "OW! What was that, for…" Seeing Cassandra's raised eyebrow Eris sighed. "Yeah I deserved that; I just can't help but feel so angry! But not only for me! I also don't know what to tell Zenitsu! Zenitsu that kid absolutely loved that old man! How can I tell him… that… that Kaigaku someone he looked up to became a demon, and the one he considered a grandfather killed himself over it?"

Cassandra now having a perfect understanding of Eris' feelings gently rubbed the goddess head with a smile. "It will be painful." Eris gave her a deadpanned look of grief but the elf ignored that. "Knowing the child there will be much tears, he will feel similar feelings of anger and hatred. Yet I know that the both of you will help one another, and together you will both overcome this. The two of you are the only ones who can comfort each other in this time. Of course we will all be there for you, but your feelings are shared only with Zenitsu." It took a few minutes but Eris eventually nodded.

"I suppose that's the best we can do." Cassandra nodded with a smile as Eris chuckled. "Hehe… you're really good at this. I feel while not one hundred percent a lot better than I was. Now I just need to apologize to Michael… Ugh, what was I thinking letting my emotions run wild like that?" Noticing Cassandra's smirk the goddess narrowed her eyes at her. "And what's so funny huh? Princess?"

Holding a hand in front of her lips said princess spoke. "Well~ it would just seem to us, that you are becoming more human is all~." The human goddess's mouth dropped as the elf laughed.

"Why you!" Pinching Cassandra's cheeks Eris spoke up as the elf protested the treatment. "Least I'm not the one who wants to get Michael a full blown harem! Plus as a goddess I can feel whatever I want! Least I'm not running wild like a certain blue blob!" Cue sneezing from said blob. "Besides why do you want even more competition for Michael anyways?! We can barely hang out as it is!"

Despite having her cheeks stretched Cassandra was still able to talk perfectly. "But what about after?! We want an enormous family! Also we only desire one more, like Uzui~! Hopefully we can find a more emotionally expression girl, we could all use someone with such expressions considering how terrible we are at them!" Eris could only blandly look at her friend.

"Are we sure this is Michael's harem? Because it's honestly starting to sound like yours." As the elf's eyes shifted around Eris pinched her cheeks harder. "Answer me dammit!"

"ITAI! Please let us go! IT is starting to truly hurt!"

"NEVER!"

From the medical room Sanemi and Aoi both looked at Michael. "What?" Both sighed at his question.

""Nothing…""

Okay here's the plan, you see this line break? We're going to use it!

Night after the "great" slap with the Kamaboko squad.

"And… High kick!" With a high kick to the jaw, Nezuko launched the demon back. A grin on her face as she whipped her sword around, it was actually sort of scary. "Ni no kata Ono Meguru Koi!" In the back the others could only watch in both awe and fear.

After a moment of listening to Nezuko laugh Genya spoke up. "So… Kanroji really did teach her love breathing huh?" The others nodded as Zenitsu swooned.

"She's so beautiful~!" Again more restraining by Kanao for Tanjiro. The former of the two simply sighing at the big brother's antics. Honestly it wasn't even out of true anger any more; it was akin to a habit at that point. Next to them Kyojuro laughed his signature laugh.

"HAHA! Her flame is certainly burning bright tonight!" Being the only normal one there Genya sighed.

"That's one way to put it. Kind of makes me sad that we didn't use my plan though."

Inosuke scoffed at the Mohawk. "BAH! Your plan was lame!" Cue more depression from the tall teen. "This is a lot more entertaining! Kick his butt Kezuko!" The poor demon could only cry as he ran in absolute terror as Nezuko laughed.

"Why are you torturing me?! Just kill me already!" Watching the fight through his eyes was Muzan, the demon king was simply confused by what he saw.

"What the hell? Are these really the people who have been killing my demons?" Noticing the sun coming up Muzan was about to simply look away, not interested in seeing yet another demon burn. But he paused as Nezuko wrapped his demon up with her ribbon sword. "What is she doing? The sun is pretty much up? Has blood lust affected her this much that she doesn't care about bur… ning… what?" His eyes widened as the sun came up and slowly burned his demon. The last thing he saw was the accidental demon girl standing perfectly in the sun, her middle finger raised at the dying the demon.

Her words echoing in his head. "Catch me if you can Michael Jackson~!" The demon king felt two emotions then. First was anger at being not only flipped off, but also being called Michael Jackson again. Whoever that was… but the second was excitement, then hope, and finally greed.

"I see… If that's the way you want to play it! Then fine little girl! I'll come for you! Just you wait! HAHAHA!" As he laughed evilly Nakime slowly walked away, happy yet concerned that her master was in a good mood. Back with the squad Nezuko was stretching.

A smile on her face. "Well I have no doubt that Muzan will now be gunning for me. Too bad for him that I'll be human by the time he finally makes a move." Nodding in agreement Kyojuro clenched his fist to his chest.

"Indeed! While rude, there is no way someone as prideful and desperate as the demon king will pass this opportunity up! You did excellent work young Nezuko!" Turning around with a huge smile Nezuko gave the group a couple of peace signs. Something she learned about from Eris.

Seeing the signs Genya spoke up. "Uh what does that mean? What you're doing with your fingers? In fact what was that gesture you used earlier?" Now also curious the others listened to the demon girl's answer.

"Well Eris and Michael taught me them, said something about how they'd be perfect for someone as cute looking as me. No idea what they actually mean though." The others nodded as she smiled, it was a good day to be her.

Okay here's the plan, you see this line break? We're going to use it!

An unknown place, with unknown people, an unknown bald and tattooed young monk, and a familiar demon while also being a month later. (Snippet for the next dimension, completely skippable if you so wish.)

"HAHA! What a view!" As an old man covered in wrinkles and warts laughed from inside his metal coffin like prison. A Young bald monk looked up in concern.

"Don't worry! We'll get you out of here soon!" As the sun shone he looked across the brick floor to three teenaged girls. "Alright we have the baby! Give us Boomy and we'll give you the kid! A fair trade with no tricks!"

Humming a girl wearing some sort of red and black armor looked at her gloomy black haired friend. "You know… I think I'm having second thoughts about this. I mean we are giving up a king." The old man nodded. "A powerful earth bending king for a little baby?"

The king not helping the situation grinned. "That's right!" Seemingly amused she continued.

"What do think Mai? IS this a fair trade?" With narrowed eyes at her leader Mai turned back to the brats in front of her.

"No, no I don't think it is. The deal is off-" She was cut off as a beautiful figure landed on the metal cage belonging to the king.

Instantly the leader of the three girls growled as the figure spoke. "Why Azula~ darling child~ Aren't you being a little too harsh?" Taking a breath Azula addressed the white haired woman.

"Whatever do you mean consort? I'm merely protecting the interests of the nation like my father would want." Back with the group with the baby a blued outfitted teen tiptoed up to the younger monk.

"So Aang… any idea on who the hot lady is? Because while beautiful she is giving me the creeps!" Aang nodded.

"Sorry but I haven't a clue either Sokka." As they watched on warily the woman waved a fan in front of her face.

An ever present smirk as she then turned to the Aang's group with hunger in her eyes. "Well I suppose that is true, but I would think that my future husband would be more impressed if you got the avatar, the king, and the baby don't you?" Jumping from the prison the woman fanned herself. "Unless you don't believe you are strong enough to take all three?" Even Aang knew that was a trigger word for the teenaged girl in front of them.

"Not strong enough? Not strong enough?! I'm second only to father! Also for the last time you are not marrying my father wench!" She then looked at the avatar and his friends, all of whom took a step back at the manic look in her eye. "But you do have a point… why stop at just the king?! So sit back and watch as I catch the avatar Daki!" The demoness merely grinned behind her fan.

Looking at the girl she saw herself. "I don't mind, but if you need help I'm more than willing to lend a hand." Azula seemed to mutter something about not needing it before punching out with her left fist. A ball of blue fire seemingly emerging from it as it flew towards the group in front of her. As they dispersed Azula ran forward as Daki looked at the other two teen girls.

"Well? Are you going to help your friend? I'm sure she'd accept you and Tay'lee's help more than mine Mai." The two now sweating a bit at the woman's gaze simply nodded before joining the fay. "Such good kids~. Reminds me of myself in a way, though I actually cared for my dear older brother, oh how I miss him." As she giggled with some melancholy someone spoke up.

"So just what kind of creature are you?" Looking over at the wizened king Daki raised an eyebrow. "Now don't give me that look! I've met sprits and people and you lady are not either of them! And I know what I'm talking about! I am over a hundred years old! Age brings about wisdom and all that."

Rubbing her chin Daki nodded a bit impressed. "Fairly old for a human, but as to what I am…" Walking up to him she opened her mouth, her fangs glistening along with her sadistic look. "I don't think you'll live long enough to know~." It was then, that for the first time in a long time, that King Boomy sensed real dread at the creature in front of him. But right before she could sink her teeth into his neck, Daki backed off. "Or maybe you will, we have plans and right now that means you live~." She smiled beautifully at him before turning back to the battle.

With sweat on his brow Boomy knew right then, that things would only get worse from then on.

Okay here's the plan, you see this line break? We're going to use it!

Argentum: And that's that for now! Hope you all enjoyed this chapter.

Boomy: Hoorah! I get a part in the story! HAHAHsnortHAH!

Daki: And I get yet another part~.

Grel'Slyfer: Yeah whatever my girlfriend is so much better looking.

Daki: Why you-you… you have a girlfriend?

Slayer: Since when?

Grel'Slyfer: I have a life outside of acting!

Slayer: Pfft no you don't.

Argentum: Okay… but yeah to those of you who don't know the next world is in fact Avatar the last Airbender! No Korra though.

Slayer: Yeah screw that.

Daki: Can't wait to see what I'll do next.

Argentum: Oh you'll do stuff alright.

Daki: By the way how can I stand out in the su-

Argentum: Spoilers! Can't say a thing yet.

Daki: Fine…

Slayer: Well things are shaping up.

Argentum: Yeah can't wait to move on, not that I don't love Demon slayer. But I'm getting a bit burnt out with it. A new dimension will help me continue writing more regularly.

Shadow: On that note… How about we let Boomy end us off?

Boomy: Sure! This has been a Dark Guard production now signing off!

Everyone: Goodbye!