Dressing Up
Chapter One- Boobs and rooms
"I want to die." Inuyasha said, standing there in his long pink skirt and sailor-girl style shirt. "Mom, when they find my body, tell grandma its all her fault"
"Now its not so bad!" Izayoi comforted him, "I know it's a compromise but-"
"Compromise! COMPROMISE! I'm wearing a frikken BRA, mom! I've got BOOBS! How is that a COMPRIMISE! I have LOST my masculinity!" Inuyasha yelled, "Look at me, mom! BOOBS!"
Izayoi looked her son up and down, he was right, with a wonder-bra padded up and a schoolgirl sailor suit on, even she could mistake him as a female. His long silver hair was tied up with a pink ribbon in a pony tail.
"Don't make me do this" he pleaded, his golden eyes softening.
Izayoi sighed, and Inuyasha knew he had lost. Kaede, his eccentric rich grandmother, had paid for him to go to the school -which was high rated and the best school around, but it was a girl's school. And they couldn't afford normal tuition anyway, with Izayoi working two jobs and with Inuyasha's father dead and his elder half brother moved out.
"I'm sorry, sweetheart." Izayoi said, bundling Inuyasha into the car and setting off for the Sakura Field High School.
"How am I gonna do this! I have to BOARD! They're gonna see my thing mom and think I'm some half man half girl monster." Inuyasha said, downcast.
Izayoi burst out laughing.
"MOM!" Inuyasha protested.
"I'm sorry sweetheart, but you'll just have to hide your-" she chuckled "thing"
"I bet grandma did it on purpose..." Inuyasha looked out of the window viciously.
"Now, Inuyasha, you know your grandma's… a, uh, a few brushstrokes short of a masterpiece, but she tries, she's sending you to the school she went to."
"She being the operative word" Inuyasha heckled. "I want to be a guy. I want to read porn and watch football- y'know… guy stuff. I don't want to hear about…. make up… and periods and boobs"
"We're here" Izayoi said, pulling up.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Inuyasha, hitting the side of the car in fury.
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"Right, class" the teacher said, clapping her hands once. "I want everyone to turn to their partner and tell them something about themselves."
Inuyasha rolled his eyes, he was stuck next to a girl who looked curiously like his ex-girlfriend Kikyou.
The girl turned to him with her bright eyes and said "Hi, I'm Kagome. I like archery" she giggled "and I think this idea is pretty dumb"
Inuyasha put his head in his hands and pretended she was dead.
"Hey" she poked him, "Your turn"
"Hi, I'm Inuyasha" he said flatly, "and…I want to die"
"Well, who's little miss grumpy. Hmm, is it that time?" she asked bluntly.
"Something like that" Inuyasha groaned, his face burning with the embarrassment of it all.
"Well, I guess we'll get to know each other later, yeah? Now we're roomies and all" Kagome flashed him a smile.
"R-Roomies!" he gasped, standing up "They make us share… r-r-rooms?"
"Of course" the teacher, who had been hovering close by, smiled, "Why? Shy? Don't worry" she winked "Kagome won't peek"
Kagome and the teacher chuckled in unison as Inuyasha fell deeper into oestrogen-induced despair.
Inuyasha folded his arms.
Well, he tried to.
Rearranging his arms he thought furiously I am so glad I'm a boy, how do they see past these things to put their shoes on! I cant even fold my damn arms!
He sat down and sulked for the rest of the lesson.
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"Don't worry, Inu-chan" Kagome smiled as they sorted their things into their respective wardrobes. "If you are shy, I wont look when you get changed."
"Inuyasha" he seethed. "I just don't see why I cant have my own room"
Kagome laughed "Inuyasha-chan, there's only enough room on site for at least two people, some people have three in their room"
Kagome began to pull off her shirt.
"H-Hey! What are you doing!" he spluttered.
"eh? Oh!" Kagome started "You don't mind, do you? I mean, I haven't got anything you haven't got, honest" she giggled, continuing to strip off.
'Don't bet on it' Inuyasha thought weakly, lying down on his bed and closing his eyes, trying not to think about her.
"When we're changed you can meet my friend, Sango. I'll take you to meet her, and here-"
Inuyasha opened an eye as he felt her get closer, and suddenly wished he hadn't.
She was leaning over him, in only her bra and skirt, holding out a small pink can.
"You're sweating, this stuff smells really nice."
"Y-Yeah.. Yeah, I'm… sweating…it's, it's really hot isn't it?" he said, trying to keep his eyes out of her cleavage.
"I'm not that hot" Kagome said reflectively "Maybe its just your cramps making you sweat"
"Cramps… Cramps are good. Yeah, cramps. Bad cramps." he said, closing his eyes and taking the can from her.
"Do you need a pad?" Kagome asked casually as she put on a green shirt. "Or do you use tampons?"
"T-tampons?"
Kagome seemed to take this question as an answer and produced a tampon from her drawer. Inuyasha looked at it in horror, but reached out a shaking hand and took it.
"I don't wanna be a girl anymore" he whined out loud.
"Oh, I know what you mean" Kagome grinned "Guys have all the luck, no periods, no childbirth, no sore breasts…"
'This woman… has no shame' Inuyasha thought, staring at the tampon as if it were an object of torture, and from the looks of it, he thought it was.
Kagome, unfortunately, noticed his staring. "Oh," she offered "Do you need the instructions? It's got diagrams"
"Noooo, no diagrams!" he stood up suddenly, "I want to go home!"
And with that he ran out of the room like a complete girl, the pink ribbon on the back of his skirt trailing after him.
"What's with her?" Kagome asked worriedly, slipping on a pain of jeans and running after Inuyasha.
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"This is humiliating, mom. I hate it here." Inuyasha said into his mobile phone "I'll just not go, ok? I'll drop out and get a job. How's that?"
"You can't, sweetheart. You have to pass your exams, please. Just talk to this girl, maybe if you explain it to her… she'll understand"
"She'll have me kicked out on the double, mom! I'm pretty sure this school doesn't allow-" he dropped his voice to a whisper "-cross dressers"
"Don't whisper honey, where are you?"
Inuyasha blushed, "I'm… in the little girls room, but that's beside the point! You have to get me out of here! Home-educate me, mom!"
"Sweetheart, I can't. I don't have the time, with two jobs."
-"Inuyashaaaa-chan! Are you in here?" - Kagome's voice came from outside the cubicle, he saw her lean down to look for his feet, luckily he was squatting on the lid of the toilet.
"I have to go, mom." he whispered as quietly as he could and hanging up on his mother.
"Inuyashaaaaaaaaa!" Kagome called.
Inuyasha stayed quiet and wished she'd go away, she was pushing all the doors to see which ones were locked.
Unfortunately, only Inuyasha's door was locked.
"I know you're in there, Inuyasha… are you crying?"
"Of course not!" he snorted "I'm fine, I just wanted to speak with my mother on the phone."
"Then… will you unlock the door?"
Inuyasha sighed and jumped off of the toilet lid, hating the way his skirt flowed and the draught it caused, he unlocked the door and pulled it open.
Kagome grabbed hold of his head and pulled him down level with her in a tight hug, his face crushed against her chest.
Ignoring his flailing limbs, Kagome stroked his silver hair and shushed him.
"I know you're homesick, Inuyasha-chan, but it'll be ok."
No, it wont! I don't know how long I can deal with this! But then again… Inuyasha thought against her breasts A guy could kinda get used to this…
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AN: That's right, I'm not dead! I am back with a vengeance. I hope you like it.
ThisRin