7. Okai what the hell...

(A/N: okai ha ha since no one is reading this I'll put up more nonsense lol god, thanks for supporting guys, real nice... hmph yall make me sadཀཀཀཀI love the people who didn't send flaresཀཀཀ and who has given me commentsཀཀཀཀ that of course were nice...)

" SHIGUREEEEཀཀཀཀཀ KYO AND YUKI ARE SCREWING LIKE CRACK ADDICT BUNNIESཀཀཀཀ IN MY ROOOMMMཀཀཀཀ HELLLPPP", a little Momiji yelled running around in the house.

3 years has passed since Akito's death, 2 .5 years since Haru killed Axe and Haru was put in jail (he's free).

Haru ran after Momiji, jumped him on him, and put his hand over his mouth. " shhhhhhh shut up Kagura and Tohru are here( thanx "Hi" for this... he/she is the one to be bringing this along... yup)ཀཀཀཀ hm.. I wonder why they JUST now pop up in the story... hm..." Haru said as he walked off confused. Momiji decided to spend time with Tohruཀ Momiji walks to find Tohru and Kagura. After Momiji finally finds the girls he yells out, " MY CHICKENS BLEW UP TO 1 MILLION POINT 5 BUBBLEGUM STRIPSཀཀཀཀ" and walks off with a lollipop that came out of no where. " eh... where did he get that lollipop from?" Tohru asked. Kagura shrugged with out a care of course.

" OH KYOཀཀཀ OH OH OH MORE MORE MOREཀཀཀཀ" yuki screamed that I am sure everyone heard... or did they? Kyo licked his lips and did one hard as crap thrust into Yuki.

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHཀཀཀཀཀ" Yuki screamed at his hardest. Kagura almost dropped her cup of whatever she was drinking at the time... (Let's make it into... Mountain Doo hee hee). Tohru panicked like frick. " I swear that was Yuki..." Tohru said. " Maybe my baby smoopsy pie finally beat that pretty-boi Yukiཀཀཀཀ OH MY DEAR LOVEཀཀ I SHALL COME AND CELEBRATE YOUR VICTORYཀཀཀཀ" Kagura said running to where she remembered where the sound came from.

The scene to her was to much to er... bare or bear or something... " KYOཀཀཀ HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR LUST AND LOVE TO THIS... THIS... THIS...uh... uh...er... wellll... dude what is this person? Hm... RATཀ Haཀ OHཀ What now ratty boiཀ?ཀ?ཀ?" Yuki simply looked at her. " pig..." Yuki said. Kagura got so mad. " Um... isn't that a little... extreme Yuki?" Tohru asked. " Hell no the pig deserves it anywayz..." the monkey boy said ( I forgot his name!) " Where the hell did you come from? I STILL HAVE TO CHASE YOU DOWN!" Kyo said as he jumped off the bed he was on and ran after the boy. " EWWWWWWWWWWW KYO PUT CLOTHES ONNNN!" The monkey boy said. Kyo stopped and looked down at himself. A lot of other random gurls came out of no where. " AH KYOOOO YOUR HOT BODY SHALL BE MYNE TONIGHTTT!" all the gurls said in unison.

"YUKI! HELP MEEE!" Kyo yelled as he was taken away. " NOOOO KYO MY LOVE!" Yuki yelled as he ran with clothes ON. Yuki ran as fast as he can. He jumped on the fan gurl, but the only response was a squeal and hug. " AHHHH GET OFF! I AM TOUCHED BY A GURL!" Yuki screamed. Haru came up all of a sudden and smacked the gurls off of Yuki and Kyo. " Well that was easy..." Haru said. Momiji came out of nowhere as well. " Hey Haru... what's the secret you said you'd show?" Momiji asked. Haru smiled. Oh well...

In a room that Haru and Momiji are in currently...

" AHHHHHH! HARU WHAT ARE...Y...YO...YOU... uhhhhhhhhhhh... DOOOO...ING!"

" Oh calm down baby... oh yea you need this baby right here..."

" Oh Haru it's so big!"

" You wanna lick?"

" You mean... I... oh yesss... get to lick that big tasty babai?"

" oh now Momiji you talk so naughty..."

Shigure and Hatori were just outside a door. " oh goodness... Haru is taking advantage of such a young teen..." Hatori sighed. Shigure laughed. " Ha... Ha... Ha... I wanna picture... hee hee hee" Shigure said taking out a camera. Shigure busted in the room.

" Shit... I broke my own door... oh well... WHAT THE HECK!" Shigure screamed. Hatori poked his head in. He was about to burst into laughter.

Haru held a lollipop in his hand that was close to where his... "happy place was" and Momiji had his tongue stuck out. That part clicked Hatori off and there he was knocked on the floor LAUGHING. " Aw... I wanted a picture... pout pout" Shigure said with a sad face. " awww my poor baby..." Hatori said petting Shigure. Shigure grinned evilly. " How about we go into our own separate room, Haa-san-poo" Shigure said happily. Hatori smiled and dragged them both into a room.

" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YES! SHII-SAN! HIT THE SPOT! OH YES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Haru and Momiji sighed.

" goodness...such... noise..."

(A/N: have any ideas left cause I am running out! ha ha ha ha well until next time I think... unless this could be the end... this is probably like my longest story!)