"How are you feeling, Igo?"
"Zzzzz… Uhh… *NNYYAAAWWWNN* I'm feeling okay… Ugh… Zzzz…"
Monday morning after the ridiculous Sunday that I had just experienced, I feel extremely exhausted. Not only that but I also feel ultra sleepy, probably because of Eugen and Belfast who has infinite libido.
"Doesn't look like it…" After having breakfast, Stella invite me to her office and of course I have no reason to reject. "Maybe you should take a break for today…" I don't have enough energy to argue honestly. I let you decide on that.
"I think it's a great idea to send my love to rest, master Stella." Bullfast… you're the fucking reason as to why I'm in this pathetic state right now. You better shut your mouth before Stella's anger pop off like a volcano. "It'll be troublesome if my sweetheart ever fall sick."
"That's right, kommandantin." And who the fuck invited you, Eugen. Why are you here? Don't you have something else to do than pissing Stella off? "Don't worry, I'll be a good subordinate and nurture kommandant Igo back to health." Please don't. My waist is still in pain from last night.
"… Sheffy, slap both of them." *Slap* *Slap* 'Quick and powerful' are the perfect words to describe what Sheffy just did. I think I also feel rage, jealousy, and frustration in her slaps but I think that was only me. "Thank you, Sheffy."
"Sigh… Seriously… both of you…" Prince of Wales facepalms herself while Hood who is sitting next Wales chuckles. Wales was here because she is the lead for one of today's patrol team while Hood is… I don't know why she is here. Bored I guess? "Please don't tease her too much. I'm afraid commander Stella would lash out to the others." That would be unprofessional of her. Even Stella wouldn't stoop so low.
"Ufufufufu… Now, now, commander Igo might just need some cup of coffee." Can it be chocolate milk instead? I believe that would work better for me than a cup of coffee. "But I do wonder, what did commander Igo did yesterday that would cause him to lose sleep?" It be best if you don't found out, Hood.
"Something stupid." Stella, what happened last night was your fault. You could prevent it by being a kind master to Bullfast. "Sigh… It's time for us to get to work. Wales, if you may."
"Yes." Wales place her cup of tea on the glass table and stand up. She walks forward and stand in front of me before she asked, "Commander Igo, would you be so kind and give me a good luck charm?" and present her left cheek to me. Hmm? A kiss? Sure. I move my face forward and plant my lips on Wales's cheek. *Smooch* "Thank you, My dear princess~~" Wales grabs my hand and place her lips on my fingers. Sigh… Seriously? This Littorio's nonsense? Fine… I'll just go along with it.
"Are you not going to ask me for a good luck kiss, Wales?" Stella angrily ask while lifting her fist up and kiss her knuckle. That's one way of transferring a kiss. "Brings your cheek here, Wales." Nobody would ever get close to you if you look like you're going to deliver a straight punch.
"Ahaha, I'm sorry commander Stella but I must deny." Wales lift her hands up in a surrender pose and walk backward a few steps. "I do not wish to bring forth my princess's wrath for accepting his partner gesture of love." But you're getting bestowed with Stella's wrath for doing the exact thing though. Wales keep walking backward until she is right in front of the door. "Well then, goodbye everyone." With that parting words, Wales open the door and exit the room.
"I hate every single one of you." Don't discriminate shipgirls like that, Stella. Some of them is kinder and purer than others. "Alright then… I guess it's time to tell Igo why I brought Hood here." You brought her here? I thought she is just being a lump of boredom and decide to come here to play. "Hood is here to be your second secretary."
"Huh? What do you mean?" Second? Didn't she mean third? I already have Bullfast and Sheffy as my secretaries.
"Since I can't trust a maid with you and the last few days have proved to me that I can't even trust having some maids with you then I decide to mix it up a bit." Eeehhh… seriously? Well… it's Hood so it's not like it's the worst things out there but I still doubt she will be as useful as a maid. "Of course you will still need a maid because I doubt Hood will be as useful as Belfast or Sheffy." Hey, same brain.
"That hurt, commander Stella." I know I thought that as well but still… saying it out loud is rude. "If you keep being rude like that, commander Igo's will become more popular than you." And I'm not even doing anything.
"Why her, kommandantin? Why not me?" Do you even need an answer for that, Eugen?
"… Eugen… I have some tasks for you today." I guess this will be the last time I'll see Eugen. Goodbye Eugen. It was nice fucking you. "So Igo, who will be the maid of your chosen?" Why do you word it like that? Are you trying to make Bullfast and Sheffy fight each other? That's not going to work!
"Of course he will choose me!" "…Of course he will choose me!" Stella is a genius. I guess that's the reason as to why she is the Azur Lane's Admiral of the Navy. Either that or I have brainfucked these maids so hard that their brains aren't working anymore.
"Ehehehe…" Stella's evil chuckle could be heard echoing from where she is as both maids stare at each other. Damn it Stella! Do you know how hard it is to calm these 2 down?! "It's all going perfectly… Ehehehehe…" Can I slap the Admiral of the Navy? Can I do that? Will I be in trouble for it? "Now Igo… Which one will you choose?"
"Stella… you are a fucking asshole." Sigh… now which one do I choose? An overly cute petite maid or a stupidly beautiful endowed maid? Whichever one will I took will definitely be a win for me but it will be a loses for the one that I didn't pick. I don't like seeing my maid get sad but it's not like Stella would let me choose both of them. "Which one do I choose… huh…" Hmm… Wait! I remember I have made a promise with a maid before… Hmm… Who is it? "Mmmmhhmmm… MMMMhhhmmmm… MMMHHHMMM…" Blue whitish hair… shoulder length… big boobs… DIDO! OH YEAH! "Fine then. I choose Dido."
*CLANK* *SPLASH* *THUNK* *CRUNCH*
I assume that was Dido behind us who just make shit ton of noises. I turn my head back and see the maid with paizuri hole standing on the doorway with a tray and thousands of glass pieces on her foot. And of course her little doll who's always with her.
"M—M—M—ME!?" Calm down girl… Calm down… Relax and carefully walks toward me. Be careful with your footing. "Yo—Yo—You Cho—Choo—Ch—Choose ME!?" I stand up from my chair and slowly walks toward the bewildered Dido. She was so shock that she doesn't notices me coming toward her. I grab Dido by her shoulders and carefully pull her inward. It feels like I'm guiding a blind woman over a minefield. "YOU CHOOSE ME?!" I don't know what the fuck just happened inside her mind but out of nowhere, Dido grabs me by the shoulders and start shaking me.
"I… Ugh… Did… Ehm… So… Agh… Stop… Fff… Shaking… Uuuggghhh… Me…" It's been a long time since I felt this shaken, literally. The last time was when I still serve under old Elizabeth and a storm pass through the Malacca strait. "Dido… Aaagghhh… Calm… Uuugghhh… Down…" Sheffy and Bullfast come in to the rescue and grab each of Dido's arms and calm her down.
"B—B—BU—BUT WHY ME?!"
"Because you're cute and you have big boobs." After my honest answer, both Bullfast and Sheffy push their knuckles up on my cheeks. What?! I'm just being honest here! "Owwiiiee…" Don't they know that their knuckles are hard even when they don't put any strength behind it! It hurts! "Stwop! Bwoth of wyou!"
"Shit… he found a loop hole." I found a paizuri hole not a loop hole and can you be so kind to tell Bullfast and Sheffy to retreat? "Sigh… fine… Dumbfast and Sheffy, pull back. Dido win this fair and square." Sheffy and Bullfast reluctantly pull their fists from my face. "It's okay. Hood is there to prevent anything stupid from happening."
"I shall try."
"Trying isn't enough, Hag!" Alright Stella… There's no need to get violent. Especially to a woman that'll be helping me throughout the day. Who knows what kind of things she will do to me out of revenge. "I can't keep letting Igo's heart slip out of my hand!" Keep doing that and you might lose it all.
"…okay…" I'm dead. The dark energy emitting from Hood's narrow eyes is… creepy. I'm a fucking dead meat. I should switch my maid to either Bullfast or Sheffy because I doubt Dido could do much against Hood.
"I guess that's settle it." Please appoint someone else to be my secretary other than Hood first! "Sheffy, Dumbfast, clean my office and then you may return back to the Royal Navy Island." NO! They are the only one that could help me if Hood decide to attack! "Eugen, you'll accompany me for today. There's something that I would like to survey." WAIT! You're going outside! Leaving me with a piss off Hood alone?! YOU BITCH! "Igo, you'll deal with the paperwork for today." NOW YOU'RE HANDING ME THE BORING WORK!? You really are the worst!
"I hate you Stella. Hmph!" I turns around and walk out of Stella's office like I was angry. She always said that she is my girlfriend and yet she never understands me in the slightest. "Go do your stupid survey or something! HMPH!"
"Wait! what did I do?! What did I do?! What did I do?!" Stella's panic filled voice was the last thing I heard from her before I exited her office and enter my own. She never understands me at all, that woman! This is the reason I keep getting sway by other girls! Other than the fact that I'm a pervert.
On my table, stand a mighty stack of papers that I need to read through and process. I can already feel the veins in my head throbbing hard just by seeing this monstrosity. GGUUUHHH! Curse you Stella!
"Wa—Wait! Master Igo!" Dido enters my office in a state of panic. "I'm here to help you!" She straightens her body and give me a salute. I know, I was the one that choose you earlier.
"…Ahahahaha. There's no need for that, Dido." I guess this is the first time I was saluted since I got here so of course it takes me back. She's such a cute girl and unlike Bullfast and Sheffy, she reacts toward my teasing. "Please don't be so formal with me, okay?" I walk up to her and give her a pat. "You're so cute."
"Awawawawawawawa!" I think she might be overreacting. It was just a pat and her head was already redder than Sheffy's when I show her our sex tape. "AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!" Shit! She's going to blow!
"Miss Dido, please calm down." Hood in all her elegance somehow manages to calm Dido down just second after she comes in. "Commander Igo, please don't tease the girls too much. Some of us have a purer heart than others." I certainly hope that you classify as the later ones, Hood. "Now, shall we start working?"
"You say it like I have a choice or something…" I turn my attention back to the dreaded pile of papers. I DON'T WANT TO WORK! UUUWWAAAA! "Please tell me that you're fast with your hands, Hood." Because I'm certainly not.
"A lady shall do her best for her other self." That doesn't answer the question though. It doesn't mean shit if your best is the same as mine because will be stuck doing this for an entire year. "Miss Dido, will you please be so kind as to brew us some cups of tea?" Answer me, woman! If what I thought is correct then Dido would be the biggest help today.
"Yes! Right away, Miss Hood." Dido exits my room in a hurry and I hear her footsteps ascending the stairs that is next to my office. I wonder what her top speed is because boy does her steps sound fast.
"Alright then, let's start." I sit down on my comfy chair and take the top most paper. I start reading and my head immediately throb again in immeasurable pain. "Hood, can I cry in your arms?" Why can't these girls just be normal just once!?
"Oh dear~~" I hear the sound of ruffling paper which mean that Hood have taken a piece of paper from the mountain. "Oh my~~ Sigh… I'm so sorry commander." Not only you Hood, all the girls should be! "Don't worry, I shall handle the accident report. Please focus on the rest." And let me tell you, doing that help me by a lot.
Both me and Hood immediately get into work with her handling the accident reports which is 70% of the papers by the way. Thankfully Dido come not soon afterward and I told her to help Hood. As much as I want her to help me, Hood definitely need it the most. I can already see her face turning for the worst with each batch of papers that she worked through.
"Oh my goodness… I should apologize to commander Stella for this." Hood commented to no one in particular. You definitely should. I could only imagine how many bullshits does Stella goes through every single day. "My dear Dido… may I ask for another cup?" Hood brought her tea cup up and Dido instantly grab the teapot and pour it into her cup.
"How about you girls stop causing trouble for her, eh?" I commented to her as I read a learning reports. This type of reports was filled by girls each time they took a class in the academy. This particular one that I'm reading was filled by a little girl named Mutsuki who learn how to… make origami plane? Well, I guess that's also a skill so good for her… I guess. "As of now, there's only two people that have to dealt with your girl's bullshits."
"Oh my~ What a vulgar mouth you have there, commander." If there's a softer word that I can use to describe it then I would use it, Hood. "Shall I teach you a thing or two about being elegance, my dear?" And in response, I shall teach you a thing or two about being vulgar. I'll even teach your body directly.
"I'll think about it if you're as cute as Dido." "EH!?" Calm down Dido. You don't need to get flustered with every single compliment that I give to you. "I guess that's the downside of being elegance, eh Hood? You can't be cute and elegant at the same time." I wonder if that can be considered an insult to either Hood or Sheffy?
"Cuteness is hard to find for people of my age, commander." So does that mean she consider herself as old? "But, I believe you have what it takes to be both." ... "The evidence of my statement is clear in front of me." Hood takes of her glasses and she turns her face toward me with a flirty expression. "That blushing face of yours could make any woman's heart skip a beat."
"… your eyes are deteriorating the moment you took your glasses off, dumbass." I grab another paper and hide my face behind it. I can't believe Hood managed to make me blushes.
"Ufufufufu… Miss Dido, can I ask you to take charge of commander Igo's work? I believe he isn't in the right mind to work effectively." NO, I'M NOT!
"Dido, you don't have to listen to Hood." I immediately snap back. I don't know what she wants to do but I'm going to prevent it. "I'm fine. I can work just fine." I give the paper on my hand my signature and place it on the 'Done' box and take another document from the stack. "See?"
"Being able to sign on a piece of paper doesn't classify as fit enough to work, commander." Yes it does because that is literally one of my job. "As your secretary, I advise for you to let Dido take some of your workload."
"I'll not going to give Dido something that she doesn't consent to—" "I'LL DO IT!" Shit, I forget that she has abandonment issue. She'll take any work as long as it comes from someone she serves.
Before I can say anything, Dido takes my entire stack of paper and start working through them in a speed that not even a computer can compete. "Master there's a misprint in this. This one wording may cause some ambiguity. This one can be sign straight away. This handwriting is too blurry and unclear so it might be best to send it back to the writer and tell her to write a new one. This shopping report's total doesn't add up, we might need to ask the original writer to recalculate. Please sign right here for this one. This has some stain on it, we have to retype it back. This one is folded all over the place, so we can't pass it through. Please sign this one, this one, this one, this one, and this one too."
HOLY FUCK! She is a fucking genius! How can she work soooo fast?! She is sooooo goooodd! My only job right now is just to sign the papers that Dido has passed on to me. In a matter of 20 minutes, we already did like 80% of my workload. "Uh… Dido… Please leave me some…" I try to stop her because if this keep going, I won't be doing anything today other than signing.
"It's okay my master! I shall do my best until the end!" I just make her work faster and better. My fate as being a lazy bump has just been sealed. "I've done it all, my master! Shall I help miss Hood too, master?"
"No, let her suffer." "Guh!" I swear I hear Hood choke on something when I answer Dido's question. "Your job is now to pamper me." "Ugh!" Okay, that last one was real! I heard that, HOOD! "Come here and hug me!" I turn my chair to the side before stretching my arms wide open for Dido to come and hug.
"Ca—ca—can I re—re—really?!" Why are you panicking so much? It's just a hug. "Bu—But, your hug is ma—master Stella's ri—right!" Since the fucking when!? Have you not see me hugging Sheffy and Bullfast?!
"Dido… my arms are getting tired…" I used my saddest tone that I could muster to try to guilt trip the maid.
"Uuh! Ah! Uhn! Ugh! Ahh!" Seeing Dido getting flustered is a sight to behold. I bet she is fighting herself inside her mind right now. Which one will win, the side that obedient to me or Stella? "Just this once!" I guess I win, Stella. Dido walks up next to me and stretch her arms forward toward me. "HMPH!" She jumps forward into my embrace but because she is standing and I'm sitting, my face went deep inside her bosom. This feels nice. "Is My bo—body to your liking, master?"
"Awbswoutly…" My mouth was stuffed with meat. The best kind of meat. A plump, fatty, healthy, bountiful meat. Her paizuri hole is just making things better for me because the lower half of my head is actually touching her boobs. "Twighter!"
"YES!" Dido pull her arms tighter which also mean pulling my head deeper inside her mountains. I can't tell if the warm feeling on my face is my own breath or Dido's body heat but I love it! And I can't say that my lust is starting to rile up inside of me. "HYAH!" My hands move downward and immediately squeeze her ass. "Mas—Master?!"
"You said that you're my maid right?" Dido furiously nods to my question. "Then serve your body to me, Dido my maid." Dido's face changes from being flustered to smiling happily. I guess being my toy can also be considered as work, eh? "Moan as loud as you can, my maid."
"Yesh! I shall moan as obscene as you want!" I don't… ask that but sure, the lewder the better. My hands start kneading on Dido's dough, making them plumper than they already are. "AAH~~ AHN~~ Master~~" Dido immediately gets into action. She doesn't hold anything back with her moan almost as sensual as Bullfast's when we had sex last night. "My master~~ AAAAHHNN~~ AAAHH~~" God damn! I know I said loud but not screaming loud!
"Oh my~~ *SNAP* I wonder what commander Stella would think about this?~~" "EEHH!? MISS HOOD!?" Are you jealous, Hood? If you want my affection then just say it. "Cheating on your master boyfriend is bad, Dido. Commander Stella might usually forgive you if you make mistake but this is her boyfriend we are talking, things might be different." I can feel Dido start producing more sweats the more Hood talk. Her panty going to be drenched if this keep going.
"It's okay Dido." I pull my face from Dido's bosom and look up toward her. "Even if Stella and Queen Elizabeth abandon you, you always have me to go to." Dido's expression was a mixed of relief and fear. It's a very complex emotion that she is experiencing right now. "And beside, Hood is my underling and I can order Hood to delete the video." The amount of happiness in Dido's face right now is immense. "But I won't do that and instead tell her to show it to Stella and Elizabeth." I can hear Dido's world cracking as if the world strongest earthquake just strikes it down.
"WHY?!" On that single cry, every single bad emotion that a human brain can produce was produced by Dido. Hood on the other hand is chuckling.
"Because you'll have no other master other than me at that point and that's the best situation for me." Being the only person that can be hoped upon by a girl who has abandonment issue is amazing especially when she is as beautiful, bountiful, and incredibly sexy as Dido. "Go Hood! I'll hold Dido down!"
"Ma—Master!?"
"Ufufufufu~~ Calm down, dear Dido." The elegance woman tries to calm down the flustered maid. "Commander Igo isn't manly enough to do that." Okay you wanna fight bitch?! "It's only his lust that is big." Yeah and the other thing that is big is my anger toward you. I still remember that this bitch still has a blackmail material of me in the form of a voice recording. "Dido, will you be so kind as to buy us a newspaper from the shop? I believe miss Aoba has just released this week issue." Hood said as she put some coins on the table.
"YES! I'm sorry, my master!" NNNOOOO! THAT STUPID ELEGANCE BITCH JUST STOLE DIDO FROM MMMMEEEE! Dido escapes from my grasp, grabs the coins, and run out of my office.
"Hood…" My voice was reeking with malicious intent. "You stole my toy!" Does she know how hard it is to find a good toy around here?! …It's actually a lot easier than you thought. "And as a punishment, you will be my toy!"
"Oh my~~~" The bitch covers her mouth with her hand and put on a shocked face. Stop that! "Toying with girls? How vulgar you are, my dear commander~~" Oh please woman. You know what kind of a person I am. You said it yourself that my lust is endless. "And to think that I'm your subordinate who have no way of fighting a superior." Uuumm… you actually can but I'm not going to ruin her moment.
"That's right." I stand up from my chair, walk toward Hood and stand next to her. "Such a beautiful flower." I grab her chin and turn her face toward me. "Can't wait to twist you, my darling Hood." I lick my lips and put on the evilest expression I can do.
"Oh~~ How sad it is for me~~ I'm in such a defenseless state~~" Hood grabs my arm with her strong hand and pull me down toward the sofa. You're not in such a defenseless state that you said that you're in, Hood. You just active your shipgirl's strength just now and move my entire body, a grown man's body. "Oh no~~ There's nothing that I can do to stop commander Igo's advance." There's definitely something that she can do to stop me.
"Are you sure about that, darling?~~~" I jokingly mock Hood as I pull my body. Yes, pull not push because Hood was pulling me toward her for some reason. If I have to guess, she wants me to be on top of her and then take a picture with a hidden camera somewhere and use that as a blackmail material, like she usually does. "You act like you wants me to dominate you."
"That's because I am." Eh? "But I guess being the dominant one once in a while isn't so bad." What?! Hood suddenly stop pulling and push me and since I was in a state of shock, I couldn't stop her. Actually, even if I wasn't in a state of shock, I still wouldn't be able to stop her. "It seems that my commander could only win when fighting maids."
"Guh!" She's pinning me down on the sofa. God damn it! I can't do anything. "This is the act of a vulgar woman, you know? Should I start calling you barbarian, Hood?" I try my very best to keep my hands away from each other but without even looking like she puts any effort into it, Hood just push my hands above my head and hold it with one of her hand. "Stop using your shipgirl's strength and fight me fair and square, barbarian!"
"But do barbarian care about such thing, weak?" Oh shut up! I'm not weak! You're just too strong! "Do you know what a barbarian is, commander?" Hood uses her free hands to grab my legs and pull it up the sofa. Now that my entire body is on the sofa and being surrounded by Hood, there's absolutely nothing I can do. "The term originated from Ancient Greece and do you know what they were famous for, weakling?" Hood's body was coming lower and lower toward me. Guh! Not so fast, asshole! I bend my knees upward to try to stop her but she just easily hops over it and continue pressing on. "They destroyed the Roman Empire." I try some other trick but not even a single one of them could stop Hood in her advanced and soon enough, her body is right on top of me. "And do you want to be my Roman Empire, commander?" Her hot, wet, lustful, and sweet breaths wash over my face like a tsunami.
"Ugh… In what kind are you trying to destroy me?" I push my head as far up as I can, trying to keep it out of Hood's range of attack.
"Rumor is, the barbarians pillage, rip, rape, and destroy everything." I don't know which one should I choose honestly. "Considering you're commander Stella's property, me having fun with part of your body that is supposed to be only accessed by her should be classified as pillaging." Hood undo the upper 3 buttons of my shirt and then grind her hand on my chest. "I can rip your shirt and tear it apart," Please don't. I have more of this but I don't know what will I tell Stella if she asked what happened to my shirt. Hood acting like a barbarian? Of course she wouldn't believe it because everytime we have seen Hood, she acts like a proper noblewoman. "but I shall postpone it for now," Oh thank god! "and skip right through the rape part." Oh no!
"You're… the absolute worst… Ugh…" Why do I even try? I will never be able to win against these girls no matter what I do. "I'll tell Stella about this." Doubt that'll do much but I'm doing what I can here, okay?! These girls have been with Stella for… I don't know! Years?! So of course they know what to do to hide something from her.
"Ahahahaha… No you won't." That evil laugh of her is chilling me bones! How naïve of me to think that a noblewoman doesn't have another, wicked side to her. "Everyone was right. You're so much more adorable when you're in trouble." I hate that rumor. That rumor will get me killed one of these days.
"…don't be too rough… please…" Hood's evil chuckle after my plead was enough for me to know what will happen next. I close my eyes and let my Hood decide my fate. Hood's face come closer to my face as so are our lips. Sigh… here comes the pleasure… Might as well enjoy it, right? And beside…
"I'll try." This entire thing wouldn't be my fault anyway.
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*BAM*
"Good morning, signora Igo! Your prince has arrived!" Without any warning, the green woman barges in into my office. Wait, did she called me signora? I thought she called me signore… Eh, I'm not that knowledgeable in Sardinian to know and care. Maybe it's just different spelling but the same meaning. "Huh?" Ah, crap! Littorio just saw Hood's real personality. Hood's elegance images had just taken a massive blow! How are we going to explain this?! "Oho~~ What do I see here?~~"
"Hello there miss Littorio," I know that you're angry but you're making things worst for you. I couldn't care less about my image because it's already reach the center of the earth but yours is another story. We can still save it! "would you please be so kind as to close the door from the outside?" I guess I'm the only person here who is concern about her image.
"I guess this is the legendary side of the Royal Navy's Hood, huh?" I'm sorry, what?! Legendary side?! Will you please repeat what you just said? I think the battle at the strait of Malacca also damaged my ears. "I never take those rumors into heart but it seems that I can't do that anymore after what I see." You're not going to explain what 'the legendary side of Hood' is? Not even going to tell me who are spreading the truthful rumors?! Not everyone is up to date just like you girls all right! I need to know so that I can ask her who are the others girls that I need to be aware of. "Will you please get off my signora, signora Hood?"
"'Yours'? Ufufufufu… I'm sorry but I don't see your marking on it." 'It'? Am I not even a person to you girls anymore? "As long as there no mark, it's still free for everyone." I don't think that's how it works, Hood. And even if I have something that would mark me as belonging to someone, you would still do it.
"That's true." Littorio walks up to us. "Which mean that it's fair for me to have a try, no?" Littorio put her hand on my shoulder and then grips it. Ouch! "Would you please let me have my turn, signora Hood?" Please don't. I don't know which one is worse between Hood and Littorio but one beast is easier to handle than two.
"Sadly, I haven't taken my turn yet." "…Uh?" Hood grabs my cheeks and straighten my face. "Time to feast." "…mmmmppphhhmmmm…" As predicted, Hood comes for my mouth. Not resisting is my game. Let just end this quickly and get back to work. "Mmmpphhmm…" I wonder if being an expert at kissing is include in the 'legendary side' rumor that Littorio said earlier.
"Mmmpphh… Ah… Littorio, help…" She reminds me of last night. I have to stop this! I can sense something dangerous coming to me. "Litto…ri…o…" I stretch my hand toward Littorio, expecting her to grab it and pull me away from Hood's cage but what I saw when I look up was the same face as the one Hood is wearing. Sigh… I better take off my shirt. "Sigh… can you girls at least let me take off my shirt first?" Hood pull her body away from me almost immediately after I asked her that. Sigh… "Thanks…" I said sarcastically. Littorio take a seat on the chair and look at me like someone that is looking at a pizza inside a microwave. Hungry and ready to eat. I start unbuttoning my shirt when,
"Miss Hood, here's the newspaper that you order!" The heroines that is going to save me arrive! "Hhmm? What are you doing, my master?" Dido close the door behind her as she walks into the office. This is my chance! I can escape using Dido!
"Ah! Dido! I was—"
"Signora Igo wasn't feeling well." I try to stands up but both Littorio and Hood grab my body and hold me down. "We don't know why he is feeling sick," You damn know why, you bitch! "so we ask signora Igo to take off his shirt and maybe we can know then. Isn't that right, Hood?"
"Indeed, miss Littorio." Stop being so refined, barbarian. Show her your real self! "Now commander, please continue." Stop squeezing my thighs! I know, I know, I know! I'll get to it!
"Sigh… I'll get cold you know." The room's temperature isn't exactly high, you know? I start unbuttoning my shirt and I can feel the stares coming from the girls. I wonder how many percentages of those stares that are based out of curiosity and not lust. "Can't you girls not stare at me so much?" It's embarrassing.
"It seems that you have been busy with commander Stella last night." Huh? What do you mean? Hood place her fingers on my collar bone and rub it from one shoulder to the other. When she does that, I finally know what she was talking about. The hickeys from last night. "I reckon we have figure out why you aren't feeling well." Ugh… I'm sorry Stella but I think it is better for them to think that I fucked you rather than telling them what actually happened last night.
"I guess it's not weird but I somehow feel like I lose." Littorio gets to her knees and stare at the floor in defeat. Once again, I'm sorry Stella. "Please let me give you one myself, Signora!" From her kneeling position, Littorio leap at me with her mouth opens wide. Of course I try to defend myself. "Please! I don't know if I can live peacefully knowing that there's something that I can't do!" Then go die!
"Guh! Sigh… fine… just one, okay?" Littorio was more than happy when I finally give in. "Don't be too hard or this will be the last time you'll ever do something like this to me." Again, Littorio nods her head excitedly. "Sigh… I assume you also want one, Hood?"
"It's unwise and quite rude to not take what others have served you, so yes."
"Sigh… come here both of you." I push Hood and sit on the middle of the sofa with Hood on my left and Littorio on my right. "I'm ready…" Littorio's and Hood's heads snake in closer to my neck. I grab their heads and guide them gently to their landing spots. "Ahn~~ Hng~~" I could feel the cold, wet, and hard sensation of their teeth digging onto my meat. "Uuuggh… Ahh… Ahh… HMMPPPHH!" Good lord! It hurts but it feels good at the same time!
"Aaahh… thank you for the meal, commander." You're welcome, dummy barbarian. "I shall retreat for now and return back to work." Good. You should've been doing that from the very start and please work for real and stop your hand. It's still molesting my thigh, Hood. How are you going to work with one hand?
"And I shall continue playing with my signora." Littorio plants her stupid face deeper into my body after she said that. Guh! Hood's hand is bad but Littorio's action is worse. I need to stop her somehow before things got even worse.
"Littorio, I promise to play with you if you help Hood finish her work." I know that I'll regret this but it might buy me sometime. And hey, it's also going to clean this stack of paper in front of me. So it's a win win situation before it eventually turns into bad bad after she is done.
"Sure! Anything for you, my darling." Littorio pulls back her face from my neck and let me go. Ahh… finally some peace… at least for now that is. Littorio fix her clothes and sitting position before she starts working just like Hood. And just like Hood, Littorio also place her hand on my thigh and start molesting me. These girls are just the… Ugh... whatever.
"Dido, can you give me the newspaper? Thank you." I look at the what's the biggest and the hottest news that are usually put on the front and I swear you not, I almost physically spit out. AAAAAOOOOOOOBBBBAAAAAAA! "Dido, when you bought this newspaper earlier, please tell me the stock was still full." Please say YES! Please say YES! Please say YES! Please say YES! Please say YES! Please say YES! Please say YES!
"Uhm? No? This one is the last few that was still there." NNNOOOOOOOOO! "Could it possibly that you want to buy one for yourself, my master?" No, I want to burn every single copy of this issue! And then burn Aoba after that.
"No… I… Sigh… can you please call Souryuu here, Dido." I can clearly see all the girl's faces turn into confusion. "Here, Hood. Read it with a huge kilograms of salt" I pass the newspaper to her. Hood's face turns from calm half-confused to shock full-confused.
"W…w…w…what…?" Hood take off her glasses, breathes some hot air onto it, wipe it off using her clothes before putting it back on and reread the newspaper. "Commander Igo, I would like some clarification please." Don't look at me woman! The one that need to explain things are Aoba and Souryuu.
"What is it, Signora Hood?" Littorio grabs the newspaper from Hood's hands and read it. "WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!" Alright, calm down. I know it's a surprising for you but there's no need to scream as hysterical as that. "I… I… I…" Littorio drops the newspaper and soon her body follow as she lays on the ground in defeat. …alright, Azur Lane really need some sort of psychiatrist.
"Littorio… Didn't I said to take the story with a kilogram of salt?" I grab the newspaper back but when I try to pull it, Littorio grabs my wrist. "No. I know what you want to ask and the answer is 'No'." I couldn't see Littorio's face but I know that she is malding right now. Her grip is enough indicator of that. "I'm calling Souryuu to explain because you're getting the wrong idea here."
"I'm sorry but I don't understand." I give the newspaper to Dido and yep, she has the same reaction as the other two. "IS THIS REAL, MY MASTER?!" Good lord, woman. I just asked you to call Souryuu, didn't I? I want you to call her here to explain that thing you're reading.
"Of course not. I told you to call Souryuu here, right? I want an explanation."
"YES! I shall call her right away!" Dido insert her hand into her paizuri hole and pulled out her phone. … I guess it's not only Taihou who has a portal to a five dimensional plane inside her boobs. "Hmmm… Yes, miss Souryuu? …Yes… Master Igo is calling for you… Huh? You're already near the office?"
The door of my office suddenly opens up and comes in Souryuu with her phone on her human ear. "Yes. I'm here." Souryuu close the calls with Dido as she comes closer to me. "I understand why you're calling for me commander and no, I haven't seen Aoba since this morning." Sigh… that bitch went into hiding, huh? "I'm trying to resolve the misunderstanding so please pay it no heed, commander. But that entire story indeed has cause me some massive headache." The glasses-wearing bunny massage her temple as her entire face scrunch in pain.
"Sigh… I can only imagine." I mean, who wouldn't? Even if we're in a usual military establishment, that kind of story would still be troublesome. "Dido, can you make me and Souryuu some tea please? We really need one." Souryuu grabs the chair that is facing my desk, turn it toward me and then sit on it.
"Miss Souryuu, can I ask something?" Seriously Hood? You don't believe me? "Please be honest and tell me whatever the story is true or not." How trustworthy am I to you?
"It's not." SEE!? Just trust me, you barbarian! "We haven't reach that stage yet." … That was unnecessary. I mean true but… it doesn't cost her anything to not say it. "There are some steps that need to be taken before we do it." Bitch, did you hit your head or something? Do you remember how you react when you saw my dick? You horny rabbit is all bark no bite. Why don't you act like Sheffy who's all suck and little bark.
"And if I may ask as to what could those steps be?" Fucking. That's the only steps I haven't done with Souryuu.
"Oh my~~ It's a little bit too embarrassing for me to say it out loud, miss Hood." Stop acting all bashful, you horny rabbit. Why don't you show your true self to the others? "But don't worry, I shall be kind and let you know when we cross the line." By how you acted last time, it's going to be long unless I go all-out on the offensive. But doubt I could do that here.
"Can you girls stop talking about—Hm?" As I try to stop the horny rabbit and barbarian, the shameless moss grabs my leg and start crawling up my body. "Eh? Uh? Littorio? What are you doing? EH?" Littorio keeps climbing up my body until her face was right in front of me. That desperate, gloomy, lifeless, dark, and sad eyes were the first thing that I saw as her face stop a couple of centimeters in front of mine.
"I haven't had my kiss, yet." Ah… I guess she didn't huh? Dido comes in and disturb her turn. "Give me, please." Don't use the word 'please', please. You sound so pathetic when you do that and it soooooo different from the usual Littorio.
"Ugh… alright, alright, I'll give one to you." I was about to pull Littorio's face but to my surprise, she stops me. "Eh?" Doesn't she want me to kiss her?
"Not in this position." Then in which? Littorio snakes her arms under my ass and suddenly lift me up. WOAH! I instinctively wrap my arms around Littorio's neck and pull myself closer to her. "This is it." Standing while my head is higher than yours? Sure, but if it's going to be a long Iris Kiss then my neck will get hurt in this. You would expect a flirty woman like Littorio to know about this. "Let's sit down, my signora." Littorio turns her body around and sit at, what used to be, my place with me sitting on her lap, facing toward her.
"Do you want me to give you one now or do you want to change pose once again?" I said to her as I grab her chin and tilt her face upward toward mine. Her smug face really bothers me for some reason, especially after that gloomy expression she had just show me earlier.
"Hmm…" I notice that Littorio's has retreat her arms from underneath me and move it more upwards toward my back. "Hmm… How about here? Here? Or here? Or maaaaaaybeeeee… here!" Littorio's hands were moving all over the places. What does this have to do with the kiss? Do you want the kiss or not?! "Miss Hood, would you give me some recommendations about our pose? I would like my first kiss with signora Igo to be special." Sigh… I should've seen this coming.
"Hmm… you want some inputs from me?" Alright calm down, let's calm down, miss Hood. Let's not make a ruckus in my office now. "Hmm… I believe my taste and yours are quite different, miss Littorio." Oh, who could've guess? "How about I act as your placeholder and commander Igo sits on my lap? That way you can see with your own eyes how you would look." That's clearly a trap! There's no way Littorio is dumb enough to fall for it.
"That's a good idea!" …I give up. If Hood does anything lewd to me then I would just let her do it. Littorio stands up and delicately put me on Hood's lap in the same position just like before. "Now will you please start striking some poses, miss Hood. I'll let you know when you arrive at the perfect pose."
"Will do." Hood, seemingly in a good mood, start striking some poses. Why is this happening to me? "This is fun, commander." The barbarian whisper to me in the midst of Littorio saying 'Change! Change! Change!'. I'm glad you're having fun Hood because after this, I'll work you til death.
"Could I offer you some assistance, miss Littorio?" Souryuu stands up from her chair and walks toward me. "Wouldn't it be better if miss Hood's left hand to be position over here?" Souryuu grabs Hood's hand and placed it on my ass. I guess that's one places you can put your hand on your partner in this position.
"Hmm… then how about your other hand grab and pull his chin dow, miss Hood." Hood do as she told. They really are enjoying their time playing with me huh? I wonder how Stella would feel when she sees me like this.
"Yes and commander Igo, could you grabs the sofa that's just right next to miss Hood's neck?" With both hands? I guess, I can. I stretch my arms forward and grips the frame of the sofa that's just right next to Hood's neck. Because of this, my body tilted forward and I would've fallen onto Hood, literally, if it wasn't for my hands.
"Yes… yes… yes… hmmm…" What's next, Littorio? I'm starting to think that you actually don't want my kiss. "Signora Igo, maybe you could put your right hand at the back of miss Hood's head?" Sigh… how much longer is this going to continue? I do as Littorio ask and while I'm at it, I ruffle Hood's hair. Hmm! It's feels so smooth and almost with no resistance on my fingers like it doesn't even feels like I was touching a human's hair. I want to bury my face on it.
"Do you like my hair, commander?" Can't say that I don't. I wish my hair is at least 20% like this. Mine's pretty spiky and rough. "You can ruffle it all you want, you know?" I'll take that offer but not now.
"That's perfect!" Littorio exclaim in excitement. Good, now we can get this over with. Littorio sits back on her place and say. "Come now, signora! It's time for us to connect ourselves together." Don't say it like that!
As I was about to hop off Hood's lap, Hood strike fast and give me a kiss on my lips. Knew it. I can see that one from miles away. "Ehehehe… that's the payment for my contribution."
"Tch! Fine… I guess I did owe you something." And you own me something too, you moss head. "Come here, signora Igo." I'm coming. I'm coming. Calm down, jeez. I climb onto the moss head's lap. "Now, please move your hands to their position." My hand's position is supposed to be punching your smug face right now.
"Let's just do it." I grip the frame of the sofa that is behind Littorio's neck while the other hand grabs the back of her head. "I'm ready."
"So as I~~" The moss head pulls my head closer and closer to her own before our lips eventually touch. Well, at least she lives up to her flirtatious image. She kisses like her live depends on it. "Mmmmmhhhmmm… Aah.. Mmmmmhhhhhhmmmhh… Mmmmhhh…" Not only is she good but she is also messy. Your clothes will get stained if you keep that up, moss head. "Aaah~~ That was fantastic~~ How was it on your end, signora?"
"… you just drink some wine before this, didn't you?" The lingering taste of wine on my tongue is definitely from her. It feels rich and exquisite like one of those wine that Eugen offered to me yesterday. "It taste sweet and tasty… kinda want more…" Have I always been this cheap? Why did I ask her for more? Is the girls influencing me to be more easy?
"Ahahaha~~ Then come and have some more, my signora." Was Littorio pulling me in or me falling for her? Does it matter which one is true? No… It doesn't. I just want to feel more of that sweet tasting wine on her tongue. "…My beloved, signora…" The sweet fragrance of her…
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"This is one of the way I shall do my duty, by calming you down."
"You see, miss Hood of the Royal Navy. Our kommandantin likes it when her lover gets stolen from her."
"May I ask whatever the science experiment will be commence once again? I want to volunteer."
Who on earth would just throw away a powerful weapon in the middle of a war?
"I hope they'll replace you with me once they know that I have a higher affinity."