Yeah, I found this in my documents and I though I'd share it with y'all out there. I wrote it ages ago and am rather pleased at how I wrote it! this I did when I was going through that whole "Steve Fox Rox my Sox" phase! Enjoy!
The adventures that Steve has in a very weird day that I don't know why I'm doing this!
This is just random and not very funny just yet, but it will be later on. I'm just very lazy with humour, and other things. It will get more interesting I swear
Rain clouds covered the city, threatening to release their assault. Steve woke up in his apartment and yawned. He stretched when he heard a loud pounding on his door. It was so frantic the door almost was blown off its rusty hinges. Steve frowned and called "er… coming" as he checked the time.8:15, Not unreasonable he guessed, slowly he trudged over to the door, still, even after his assurance the person on the other side insisted on knocking again.
"I said coming" Steve called angrily. A migraine was already developing. He opened the door and in rushed a small Chinese girl, with her hair in pig-tails. She was wearing a school uniform.
Oh yeah, its Monday… wow already, Christ time goes fast Steve thought. He realised that the girl from down the hall was speaking. He grimaced and asked "your name's Ling Xiaoyu right?"
She stopped speaking and nodded.
"Well, Ling you're going to have to repeat what you said I wasn't listening" Steve told her.
She stared at him for a minute and then said slowly "I came here because I need your help with something"
He spoke in an equally slow tone "what do I need to help you with?"
Ling looked at him curiously and then shook her head and told him "I need you to take me to school"
"Why?" he groaned.
"Oh and you'll need to act as my long lost uncle" she added tentatively.
"why?" he asked suspiciously, blue eyes narrowing.
" all in good time buddy" she said grinning. " so whatdaya say?" she asked elbowing him.
" stop elbowing me, mate" he spat, emphasising the word Mate.
She stopped and fell to her knees and grovelled " please, pleeeeeeese" she whimpered.
Steve rolled his eyes and groaned "Fine! Let me get dressed first"
She squealed and jumped up and down on the balls of her feet. Steve walked off grumbling.
It was 8:30 and they were half way to Lings school, so she said.
"so why do I have to be your uncle anyway?" Steve asked.
" my long-lost Uncle" Ling corrected him
" fine, why do I have to be your Long lost uncle" he repeated, rolling his eyes.
"oh that, it's just, well I was meant to do a report on a family member and well I didn't have time, with training and all. So it's due today and I thought I could pas you off as my long lost uncle!" She said smiling.
"great…" Steve groaned " what am I supposed to do?"
"well, just talk about stuff and stuff, and stuff" she said shrugging.
He looked over at Ling angrily, she smiled sweetly then turned her eyes back to the road, a young woman stood in the middle of the road.
Ling screamed " THE ROAD!"
Steve snapped his head back just in time to see a girl with bright green hair and pale skin before he turned the wheel to the right hard and the car swerved, knocking the girl from his vision. The car came to a screeching halt, smashing into a tree. Smoke swirled around the tree lazily.
Steve sat there breathing heavily, Ling looked at him with wide and frightened eyes.
" holy flying shit!" Steve whispered. Ling unbuckled her seatbelt and opened her door. Steve did the same, they both trotted over to the Green Haired Girl who was still standing in the middle of the road.
"Miss?" Ling asked tentatively. When she didn't answer Steve placed a hand on her shoulder and shook her slightly " Ma'am" he asked quietly.
Suddenly she tuned to look at his car still smoking.
" your car is smashed" she said in a childs voice.
"yeah, thanks to you… What were you doing on the fucking road, you almost got us and yourself killed!' Steve shouted angrily.
Ling grabbed his arm and shook her head. Steve growled and told Ling " you deal with the Crazy Bitch, I'm going to check the damage"
He stalked over to his car, grey smoke swirled through his vision, the hood was bashed out of place, the headlights were demolished.
He sighed sadly " oh hell" he whispered.
Ling came over to him, dragging the Green Haired Girl behind her.
" she told me her name is Flyer" Ling said
" I'm so glad, we now have a name to put on her tombstone" Steve replied bitterly.
" I'm really sorry Mister" Flyer squeaked, still speaking like a child.
"er…Steve, she says she lives at Doubt Wallow Institution outside of the city.
Doubt Wallow, sounds famili- Steve thought, then it hit him
"she's from the Crazy House?" he asked horror rising from his feet and slowly making it's way to his mind.
Ling nodded sadly. Steve shook his head disbelief.
"we have to take her back, right?" Steve asked in resignation.
Ling pat his shoulder in answer.
" let's just hope the bloody car starts, or someone's going to be very sorry" Steve stated.
Ling nodded and took Flyer around and placed her in the back seat. Ling then slipped in beside Flyer. Steve got behind the wheel and hoped the car would start with out blowing his ass sky high.
It started, the smoking subside a bit.
"everyone buckled up?" he asked.
"yup" Ling replied.
Steve glanced in the rear-view mirror and saw Flyer staring around, drool fell from her lower lip. Steve grimaced as he watched it hit his leather seats. He tore his eyes of her and began directing his way to Doubt Wallow.
After twenty minutes of driving, he boldly asked "So…Flyer why were you in Doubt Wallow?"
Ling looked surprised and glared at Steve. Flyer looked at the back of Steves' head and told him in a serious and cold voice " well, one night I heard all these voices in my head telling me to kill my family…. So I did, I got away with it for a while. But I was caught, then the voices told me to escape, so I did that."
Steve stopped the car suddenly, throwing her into the back of his seat.
"what the fuck?" she exclaimed.
Steve turned around and stared at Ling " I swear to god if that crazy son of a bitch tries anything, she's outta this car okay! She's already tried to kill us once today"
Ling nodded, wide-eyed. She noticed that Flyer was smirking at her evilly. Flyer noticed Ling was watching her and licked her lips deviously.
Steve, I'm coming in the front now" Ling exclaimed, sounding more like a prissy teenager than ever. She quickly clambered over the seats and glanced around at Flyer constantly.
Steve gripped the steering wheel tightly, his knuckles almost white. His eye twitched slightly in anger. Flyer was pinching his neck and shoulder and ear. He stopped the car again. Flyer lurched into the back of his seat again and he heard her audibly bite her tongue.
"sorry" he said slyly. He could feel Flyer glaring at him.
Ling leant over and whispered " I'm really frightened" in his ear.
Steve shook his head and began driving again.
Soon after they were back in the city, Flyer flopped over Steve's seat and groaned " I'm starving"
Steve swerved the car and Flyer fell sideways. Ling pleaded with Steve to stop the car and get her something. After some persuasion Steve pulled up out the front of a small coffee shop.
Flyer scrambled outside and into the restaurant. Ling ran after her. Steve locked up the car.
Ling grabbed Flyers arm and pleaded " sit down please!" Flyer did begrudgingly. Flyer picked up a left over muffin that was on a nearby table. She hid it in her hand. Steve came in and walked over to where the two girls were sitting " what do you guy's want?" he asked, exhausted. Flyer pulled out the muffin and threw it, Steve dodged it by under and inch. Flyer growled in disappointment,
Steve snarled " I can't wait until they lock you up for the rest of your life"
Flyer smirked and sat down again. Steve got the girls ridiculously difficult orders.
Minutes later he returned with a tray that held their food.
Ling thanked him, Flyer growled and began scoffing her food down. Steve eyed her bitterly. Suddenly she reached over him to get a napkin and knocked his tea into his lap. He growled angrily and leapt up. Flyer grinned and told him "sorry"
Steve's eye twitched and Ling sighed in resignation.
"I'm going to find the bathroom, if you'll excuse me ladies" he stated angrily.
Steve entered the clean white bathroom. He spotted the sinks, he pulled off some paper towel and began mopping up the spilt coffee.
"uh… Steve" came Lings voice from out side the door. Steve opened it and peered down at Ling, she looked up at him sadly and said " Flyer….she…" she trailed off
"What did she do now?" Steve sighed angrily.
"she… ran off with our stuff"
"what do you mean Stuff" Steve asked.
"I'm mean my purse and your car keys and my bag" Ling said.
Steve stared off into space for a minute and groaned "come on we'd better find her!" he glanced at his watch 9:57 it said. This is going to be a very long day he thought.
Well there you are…. The first chapter, appreciate reviews if you please, or I'll send you e-mail acid, there is such a thing, if you don't review then you'll know for sure! So yeah, tell me what you think, say whatever I don't care