Based on the data collected from this and previous experiments, several key factors have been identified in regard to KAN-SEN summoning. BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA. An object with significant link to a certain KAN-SEN would increase the probability of summoning that particular KAN-SEN. BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA. Even with all those key factors fulfilled, the chance of controlling a KAN-SEN summoning is never above 50%.
It's now nighttime or more precisely, sleep time but I'm still working my ass off reading these documents that Raccoon send me.
Oh, come on! This is for your own good.
I know but what does this has anything to do with me?! It's not like I can summon these shipgirls all on my own! These reports state that they need an entire lab and several teams of scientist just to summon a shipgirl. What can a single man like me can do? And beside, I could be taking a little night stroll right now! I mean, look at outside.
Ruffling leaves, starry sky and calming silence, the sign of a good night, are all present. It's such a waste not to take a walk in this beautiful night. I really want to but I still have something to read. You better appreciate this, you piece of shit.
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"Excuse me commander, I'm coming in." The elegant gorilla push opens the room and walk in my room. "It's a beautiful night outside commander." Yeah, I can see that clearly from my window. "Wouldn't it be a waste to not take a little night stroll?" Man, we really thought the same thing, huh?
"I did think about doing that but if you're with me while I'm walking in the night, everyone would get suspicious." I doubt anyone know that Hood is staying over and I want to keep it as a secret as long as I can. Sooner or later someone will probably sniff it out and then I have to deal with the fallout so keeping it as a secret as much as possible is the best course of action for me if I want to live peacefully. "What will the Royal Navy think when they found out that their pride is sleeping with a man?"
"Aaaww~~" Hood walks up behind me and cross her arms around my body. She buries her face onto my hair and snuggles up to me. "I didn't know that you care so much for me, my commander," I return her act of affection by slightly pushing my head upward and shaking my head left and right. "but there's no need for that." Hmm? "My love for you is stronger than my love for my reputation."
"… don't throw around words like that so casually, stupid." Can't believe that this gorilla can make me blush. I use to think that I'm invincible to this kind of teasing because Mia sometimes do it but now I know that I'm barely even can respond properly. "You'll sell yourself as a cheap woman, you know?"
"Ufufufufufu~~ That blushing face of yours is quite exquisite." Hood pinch my cheek like she's an old person. I guess that's why Abercrombie called her grandma. "Come now. You haven't spent enough time outside." Yeah because most of my task are indoor and its summer. I have gotten myself accustomed with the sun from my army day but I would still like to avoid it if given the chance. Hood slams my laptop down and pull me out of my chair.
"Alright! Alright! Calm down!" I follow Hood outside and immediately get bombarded by the cold air. Bbbbrrrrrrr! "It's cold!" T-shirt and short pants in the middle of the night in a base that is surrounded by the sea?! You want me to make me get a cold or something!
"Ah! I beg for your forgiveness, commander." Then let me get, at the very least, a pants or something. "It's not much but I hope my coat can lessen the cold." Hood remove the union jack coat that she is wearing from herself and put it on myself. "Wales would be furious at me if I let her princess get sick." She grabs my hand gently and then kiss the back of it. Isn't this supposed to be Wales and Littorio's job?
"...you're flirting with me already did the job, stupid lady." I didn't pull my hand, instead I hold her hand dearly and tell her. "Lead the way, I haven't got the time to walk around here so I'm afraid I would get lost if I lead the way." The lady smiles sweetly at me. Stop doing that! I don't want to fall for another woman again.
Other than being tease non-stop and Hood occasionally molesting me, the night stroll was delightful. I got to see a sight that I don't get usually see during the day, the entire HQ island under the moon's light. The calm atmosphere that are occasionally interrupted by the wind gently howling across the islands… the moon pined to the sky with the uncountable amount of stars… The beauty of this place increased by a magnitude of the hundreds when the night comes. It's been a long time since I get to see a part of nature that is still intact and not being scared to oblivion by weapons of war. I even get to see some nocturnal fishes that decide to visit the water near the dock.
"There is so many of them." I exclaimed as both of us stand on the edge of the dock. The sight of the school of fishes swimming under us is unbelievable to me. This is the first time I've ever seen something like this in person. "Does this normally happen around here, Hood?" I crouch down to get a closer look of the school of fishes. Their scales are so beautiful when it reflects the moonlight like that. I know scales could reflect light but I don't know that it could be this beautiful.
"I believe so." The granny put her index finger in her chin cutely as she thinks. "It's not everyday that I take a night stroll like this but with how fertile the land and sea around here, I can see that being the case." Fertile? "If you want to, I have some picture of—!" Hood stop midsentence and immediately pick me up in a princess carry. She then jumps down from the edge of the dock and summon her rigging before her feet reach the surface of the sea.
"Wha—!" The feeling of repeatedly changing direction almost cause me to puke. Hood look around us for a few seconds before she burst toward the dock or more specifically, under it. "What are you doing?!"
"Ssssh~~~" Hood unequip her rigging the moment we reach the sandy part and hide near the mainframe of the dock. Why are we hiding? "The night patrol is coming." Ah! I see…
"Dunkerque's sweet is top notch! I love sweets in general but Dunkerque's one is on an entire new level." "But the Royal Maids also made some killer sweets." "Yes but they only make those if the queen or the commanders want so you can get your hands on one unless you're lucky."
I can hear 2 voices coming from above us being accompany by their footsteps. Normally, I would be entirely focus on trying to stay silent but the person above me is making that hard. When we land on the beach under the dock, Hood throws me onto the sand and then stand above me on all four. She probably intended to decrease our silhouette and it did but it also has other consequences. Her face is right in front of me. That beautiful face that is weakly lighted by the moonlight is right in front of mine.
"Commander…" It seems that I wasn't the only one that notice our position. "Would you mind?" Hood lowers her face toward me.
"They would find us, wouldn't they?"
"Then we just need to make as little noise as we can." Hood place her lips on mine and then proceed to do what Lusty couldn't do, actually gives me a good kiss. "Mmmpphhmm~~" Unlike Bullfast and Eugen, Hood's kiss is much more gentle and expressive. "Mmmmpphhmmm~~" Lust, love, happiness, embarrassment, desire, pleasure, and so much more. I can feel it in her kiss unlike Bullfast and Eugen whose lust overshadow everything.
"Oh look at that! There's school of fishes passing by!" "Hmm? Oh yeah! Want to take a closer look?" "Sure!" The 2 girls jump down from the dock just like us earlier. "Look at it!" "Don't touch them! Your hands will smell fishy!" "But it's not everyday I get to see this much fishes!"
"Hood, they're right there." I push Hood's face away and point at the edge of the dock where the 2 shipgirls are standing.
"Does it excite you, my commander?" Uh? "Almost being found out? Ufufufufu~~ If that's your fetish then I shall help you." Where does she get that idea from? I never said anything about it or even hint it to her.
"Wait, I never—Mmmpphh~" Ah whatever! It's definitely Hood who was feeling excited from all of this and she just doesn't want to be the weird one. I guess I'll take the bullet and pretend that I like to do it in public. "You're such a perverted lady. Mmmpphhmm~~" Hood slowly become more and more like Bullfast and Eugen where her lust starts to seep through her every action. She is trying her hardest to make me moan while also muffling my mouth.
"Hey, that's enough! We have to go to the other checkpoint!" "Ah! Alright!" Fuh~~ Thank god that they're leaving. Now we can be done with this and return back to my room.
"Hood… it's over. We don't need to hide anymore." I push her body away and the sight of her face when I push her away… it so fucking sad! It's not fair! I could be legally considered as a true fucking asshole if I don't do anything about it but the only way to deal with it is to basically do something lewd secretly in public. I don't want to do it but Hood is… AAAAAHHH! Fuck it! "Unless you want to do it in some other places?"
"Ah! I know the night patrol route!" God damn this perverted lady! "Let's go, commander!" Hood scoop me up in a princess carry, summon her rigging and sail away with me in her arms. Sigh… what did I get myself into…? I look up at Hood's face and I have to say… her happiness is infectious.
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"Don't you know? Commander Igo seem to be sensitive on his ears, neck and inner thighs!" "Eh? But isn't that just a rumor?" "With some truth behind it! Didn't you hear it? Several girls that have been interacting with commander Igo confirms that rumors." "Wait for real!? Where did you heard that?!" "Bremerton talks about it on her podcast yesterday! You can still hear it on her Juustagram account."
"That rumor is indeed true isn't it, commander? *Lick*"
"Hmph!" I bit my lips to conceal my moan. Continuing Hood's fetish play, we both are hiding behind a tree from 2 shipgirls that are taking a break. Hood forces me to stand up while she crouches down in front of me and having a field day with my inner thighs. She bit, nibble and lick my thighs all over without even considering me who has to conceal my moan. "Ahm! HmmpP!" Hmmp!" Good lord, does this lady has a very troublesome fetish.
"Hmm? What's that sound?" "EH!? What are you talking about?!" "Don't you hear it? Maybe it's a ghost?" "Don—Don't scare me like that! It maybe just your imagination!" "Huh? Probably~~ Come on! We have to continue on!" "Ye—yeah!"
"Tch!" Hood, your actual personality is coming up you know. "Let's go, commander." And then she princess carry me again to another site.
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"Did you see Kumano's Juustagram post today?" Which one? She posted like… ten everyday." "The make up one!" "Do you have any idea how little that narrow it down?"
"Urgh!" We're right behind them! We're right behind them! We're right behind them! We're right behind them! We're right behind them! I would be dead socially if they ever turn their head around! Both me and Hood are laying on our back with me on top of her. Hood's right hand is playing around my thighs, her mouth is attacking my ears while her left hand rubbing all around my chest. "Argh!" Hood's molesting ability has improved greatly in such a short amount of time that I need to use both of my hands to muffled my mouth.
"Hmm? What's that noise?" "It's coming from behind us." Don't look back! Don't look back! Don't look back! Don't look back! Don't look back! When the 2 shipgirls slowly turns their head around, I can feel every inch of my body tense up including my tower. "Hmm? There's nothing there." "It's probably just the wind. It's pretty windy tonight." Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down! We're directly behind them and if they just slightly tilt their face down, they would've seen us. "You're probably right." "Either that or it's just a squirrel or something." "Ahahahaha! Come on. We have to walk now or we wouldn't finish our checkpoint by the morning." "Yeah…"
"That's was close wasn't it, darling?" Hood seductively lick my ear. "Come on! Let us—"
"Ah… Ah… Ah… I think we should end it's here, Hood." I circle my arms around Hood's head and pull her head forward. "Don't you think it's already too late, Hood?" With how her fetish has been escalating, I'm afraid that we would do something that's too dangerous even for me. "We can continue some times in the future but let's end this one here, no?"
"Sure, but I want something as a compensation for making me do this kind of sick play, commander." You're the one who want to do this, you piece of shit! Why do you blame me!? "I want to have a sexual intercourse with you." Just called it sex! "Didn't I already create a perfect atmosphere for it, commander?"
"That you did."
"Then that mean—"
"But not now, we won't be having sex after this." I can hear Hood's surprise gasp on my ear. "The reason we're here right now is because of Wales." If it's not for Wales getting hurt from fighting Orochi, Hood wouldn't be staying over and we wouldn't be doing this sick play. "I want to make an oath to myself for my own sanity. I will not have sex with Hood before Prince of Wales wakes up from her slumber." That's a weird way of saying it but I hope Hood gets what it meant. Hood come to my room because of Wales getting hurt and because of that, I want Hood to focus on tending to Wales before she advanced her own personal goal. I don't want my girls to go down a dark path like that. "Please cooperate Hood." After Wales wake up then by all mean, let have a lot of sex.
That's weirdly high of you.
Wait, you were here?
"Yes, I shall cooperate." Thank you, Hood. "I understand where you're coming from, my commander and I once again thank god for giving me such a kind commander." Hood gather her arms around my body and then proceed to give me the warmest hug of the night yet. "I now know that I'm in good hands if I ever get myself in trouble."
"Please don't get in trouble." I hope she doesn't use my kindness to burden me more. "If you intentionally get yourself hurt, I will have sex with Illustrious right next to you." I don't know how effective that threat is but judging from today, it gotta be pretty effective, right?
"You really are a commander with many weird fetishes, huh…" This one was yours though! "But if that what you want then who am I to deny?" That's not what I wanted! It's a threat! It won't happen unless you do what I told you not to do! "Let's go commander. After what just transpired, we have to take a bath first before I'll allow us to sleep." Of course! I still got some sand in my hair from our earlier play! "Now! Let's us proceed!" Hood stands up and automatically scoop me up in a princess carry, again, and start walking toward the office building. Well… I can let her have this last one for the night.
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"Well hello there." Huh? Why am I seeing my own face? Who put mirror on the roof of my room?! And why is it talking to me? "I was expecting you to take a much longer time with Hood on the shower though so this is a surprise." Oh wait nevermind, that's Cubey. Which mean…
"This is the dream world isn't it?" I turn my head left and right to look around me. The empty pure white scenery… huh… "Wait… is it the cube world?" It's been quite sometimes since the last time I enter the dream world but I remember it always having almost the same scenery as the real world.
"Both I guess." Cubey put his hand forward and offer me his hand. I took his hand and then pull myself up. "Since you have physical contact with a wisdom cube right now, as you're sleeping, you get to access this world through your dream." Oh yeah, I still have a cubling in one of my pocket. Talking about cubling… "Wow! What the fuck?! Why did you punch me!?" Just like he said, I just throw a straight punch at Cubey's face.
"Because 'the trick' you told me to do, you piece of shit!" I plant my left foot firm on the ground before I swing my right leg at him. "You almost give me a heart attack, you asshole!" Annoyingly, he manages to dodge it by crouching down and rolling back. I guess that is to be expected from my body.
"Ah… Yeah, sorry about that." Cubey said apologetically. "Look, what I'm trying to teach you is this." He stands up and then summon a wisdom cube in his right hand. He then put the cube in front of his chest and put his left hand on the opposite of the side from his right hand. "Okay, the first thing you need to do is calm yourself down. And then, slowly pull your hands away from the cube but make sure the cube is still levitating and not falling down." Cubey let out a calming sigh before he slowly pulls his hands away and just like he said, the cube didn't fall down due to gravity. "After like… a centimeter, tense up the muscles on your hands as if you're about to physically grab the cube." The edges of Cubey's fingers slightly crook inward indicating that his muscles have tensed up. "And then either push your hand toward each other or pull them away." Cubey pushes his hand inward and the cube's size shrink accordingly. The closer the palm of his hands are against each other, the smaller the size of the cube until eventually it disappears inside his hands when his palms touch each other. "See?"
"How the fuck?! Did you just delete a wisdom cube out of existence?" But I guess he can create more by doing what I did a couple of days ago and turn several objects into many cublings.
"No. It's still here." He opens up his palm and show me a cubling. "It's just so small that you can carry one in your pocket just like what you're holding in your pocket now."
"So that mean I can expand the cublings to their original size?" Cubey nods his head confusingly while asking 'cublings?'. "But what would the cube consume to increase its size?" It wouldn't just magically expand itself wouldn't it?
"It takes energy." Cubey pulls his palms away from each other but the cubling doesn't expand with it. "Watch." From both of his palms, lightning arches into the cubling and the cubling start growing. This guy a Sith! "Other than that, it can also consume matter." The cubling stop growing the moment he cut off the lightning. Cubey snaps his left finger and a small metal cube appear out of nowhere in his hand. "Look." He throws the metal cube into the cubling and when the metal touch the outer layer of light, it immediately starts glowing bright and the disappear. Leaving a slightly bigger cubling behind.
"Wait! I'm not a physicist but wouldn't that violate several law of physics?"
"Well, you don't exactly create or destroy either the matter or energy that the wisdom cube consume. You only convert it." Convert it… "I'm pretty sure it's quite easy to understand if it comes to energy but not with matter." Turning matter into energy… that sounds like… "I guess nuclear bomb is a good example of it." Figure. "Or just any normal combustion. I know there are chemical reactions and waste product in those cases, it just that the wisdom cube convert or 'consume' it much more efficiently that the waste got turn back into fuel until there's nothing left." Holy shit that's amazing.
"Huh…" Turning matter into energy… "Alright be honest with me, if I fuck up on turning matter into wisdom cubes, would it explode violently?"
"No." YES! THANK GOD! "Because you don't turn the matter independently or manually." Huh? What does he mean by that? "Okay, you already did turn something into wisdom cubes before, no?" Yeah, accidently that is. "Watch me do it." Cubey snaps his finger again and a nuclear bomb pop up in front of us. That's a very extreme example. He opens his right palm widely and at the same time, blue glowing root start traveling up his right arm from the tip of his fingers. "When everything is done, all you need to do is place your hand on the object and wait for the 'root' to circumnavigate the object." Cubey place his right hand on the surface of the nuclear bomb and the blue glowing root grow all over the bomb from his palm. "An image of the object will pop up in your mind and you'll know that the root has circumnavigate the object when the image is complete." I see… I don't understand. "And then!" The bomb suddenly disappears with a light *Pop* and was replaced by a wisdom cube that is slightly smaller size than it normally is. "See?"
"An entire nuclear bomb's energy is similar to a wisdom cube?" but my shirt… I turn it into several cublings. "How much energy is in that thing?" I don't know which nuclear bomb did he just summoned earlier but still, even the oldest model hold a devastating amount of energy.
"Hmm? Depends on the size and the density but the normal one contains a lot from your age POV." My age? As in my civilization or my literal age? "But it's smaller than it peers though."
"It peers?" Ah! He must mean the black cube! So the other cube holds more energy than normal wisdom cube then. Which make them an even more dangerous weapon if the siren ever utilizes them like how we utilize nuclear in a nuclear bomb. "How do I turn a wisdom cube into other version of it?"
"That's still too early for you." Cubey place the wisdom cube on his right palm like he was holding a tray. The wisdom cube levitates a couple of centimeters above his hand before it starts rotating slowly. "You only have ever met me in real life." Fair! Every time I came into contact with a purple wisdom cube is always in dream. "You need to come into contact with the other version of me before you can even try transforming a wisdom cube."
"And why is that? Do I look like a fucking avatar to you?"
"Easy," He said lightly. The wisdom cube in his hand glow brighter and brighter until it just a pure white glowing wisdom cube. "People called this version The Energy Cube or The E-Cube or The Epsilon Cube." People? So it doesn't come from you? And why does it have so many names!? "When turn into a weapon, it dwarves all past version of your so called 'superweapon'."
"Even the Tsar Bomb?"
"Yep! Be careful with your eyes." Cubey slam his foot on the ground and the pure white landscape slowly darken. I wonder where he will bring me this time. "Don't worry, you will still be able to breath." Breath? Where the—holy shit! I look down on and notice the blue planet that I called home. I'M IN ORBIT! "I'll show you as to what happen when you screw up with this version of the cube." Cubey throw the E-cube toward the earth and just a couple of seconds later.
*BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBB*
"Gah…" It feels as if the entire solar system vibrates from the impact of the cube and it's not surprising considering that a good chunk of the earth just disappears right before my eyes. Rocks—no, the size of those 'rocks' that are thrown into space are so big that it wouldn't be surprise if they're supposed to be hills or even mountains. Crimson smoke rushes through all the corner of the earth and wrapping the planet in pure black-slightly-red blanket. Even through all that darkness, I can still see something red, which I can only guess that it's molten lava from inside the earth, creeping out of the impact site toward the earth surface. "This… must be an exaggeration, right?" I asked Cubey while my eyes follow the red cracks that are spreading across the earth from the impact site. The explosion must trigger some kind of tectonic chain-reaction.
"You saw it yourself, right? A 'wisdom cube', like you called them, contains the same amount of energy as your modern nuclear or even hydrogen bomb. So what did you expect coming from something that was named 'Energy Cube'?" I guess so. "The other wisdom cube might not have such a devastating impact when things go wrong but it would still be logical to be cautious."
"I'll take your words for it then." The sight of the earth turning inside-out is his words. "Tell me, who named it Epsilon Cube?"
"Oh?" Cubey's surprise can be seen clearly on his face. "I really need to choose my words carefully with you, eh?" Damn straight you do! "As to who… hmm… I guess just a bunch of scientist."
"From which nation?" I need to keep a watch of that nation really tight and if I can, interact with their E-cube.
"Hmm? All the nations I assume." Wait, what? All? So everyone has this E-cube? Why didn't I see more usage of them? I know that it might cause such a devastating disaster if they fuck it up but why does that stop them from researching it to use an energy source? It didn't stop them with nuclear energy. "But not this world's that is."
"Not this world's? What do you mean?" So the wisdom cube and its versions come from his world? For what? "Can I ask you why did they send you here?"
"Ah… it's not like that." Huh? "It's a lot more complicated than you think but I don't mean harm. At least not to you." That's a small amount of people that he meant no harm to. "At least my method isn't as violent as those you called 'the siren'." I guess he is right about that. I don't see him committing genocide on the human race.
"Talking about the siren, can you show me The Orochi? I would like to see it in person." He knows a lot about Orochi so it's shouldn't be hard for him to show it to me. "Stella said that destroying that thing is going to be our number one priority." Now that I know the power that dwelt inside a wisdom cube… I now know why Stella and everyone seems to be panicking about this ship.
"Sure, why not?" Cubey snaps his finger and everything turns back to pale white before he slams his foot again and turning the scenery into a vast ocean with a bright blue sky and no island in sight. "You want 'Orochi' right?" I nod my head and Cubey snaps his finger again. Hundreds of purple wisdom cubes materialize out of what seems to be thin air and start condensing into a single point. The point start growing and growing before eventually it takes the form of the Orochi. "Here's your ship."
"Huh…" It's much more menacing looking when it is right in front of you. I had the same feeling when I first arrive at the mass-produce KGV but with just more fear and fright. The humming noises of the machine from inside of this thing strikes deep into my skins and cause every hair to stands up. It feels like you're near an old television but the sensation is multiply by the fact that the television could eliminate a good chunk of a nation. "Can you take me up there? I don't know how to fly in this world."
"If you don't know how then learn to do it." Uh? I'm not some sort of supernatural being, you bastard! I can't fly! "First, relax." That, I already am. "Second, lift both of your shoulders up and keep it there." Cubey start levitating away from the sea surface when I see his shoulders lift up like he was about to shrug.
"Alright, I'll try it." I open my legs as wide as my shoulders and calm myself down. No tense muscle and just pure mind. "Fuh~~" I take a deep breath and hold it in lungs before I let it all out. Time to try it. I lift my shoulders up and then, "…Woah!" I'm flying! Or more like levitating above the sea surface but still! "I'm flying!"
"Keep doing it. You'll reach at the deck level anytime soon." Both of us keep levitating until we both reach the deck level. "Now, tilt your body where you want to go." Cubey tilt her body forward and he start moving forward toward Orochi. I copy his movement and not long, I too am hovering above Orochi. "Relax your shoulders to descend." We both land on our feet right on the deck of the ship.
"Ooww~~" I wasn't ready for the coldness of the ship to strike me from the palm of my feet other than that, the feeling was identical to when I first land on a siren ship in my dream. "This thing is massive!" I know I did make its model earlier the day but still, it's massive! It's like comparing a lego set to an actual Death star.
"Well, I guess it is." I wonder how much energy does this thing consume? Maybe I can know it if I… "What are you doing?"
"Turning all of this into wisdom cube." With that, I can know how much energy is in this thing and at the same time, have an ace up my sleeves. If thing doesn't go as well as I wanted when we finally fight this thing then turning it into a bunch of wisdom cubes might be my best bet. I concentrate on my right hand and recreate the exact same feeling like when I turned my shirt into a bunch of cublings. Blue glowing roots travel up both of my arms even though I was only trying to do it with one of my hands.
"Make sure to localize where you want it to happen or it'll just happen everywhere." You should tell me that earlier! AH! Whatever! At least I manages to do it even when it's on both of my arms!
"Before I touch the ship, is there anymore advice that you want to say to me?" Cubey shakes his head left and right. I'm going to kick his ass if something went wrong with me! "Alright, here goes nothing." I swing my hand toward the ship and…
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"Wha—!"
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I… can't… think… at…
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Too… much…
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"GAH!" I pull my hand away from the surface of the ship. My head! it pulsating and throbbing in pure pain. It hurts so bad! It feels like I had several elephants on the top of my head. "Fuck! FUCK! AAGGHH!" I throw myself away from the ship onto the ocean to try to lessen the pain. "AH! AH! AH! Ah! Ah! Ah… Ah… Ah…" Slowly but surely, the pain starts to dissipate away, only leaving a record of painful headache.
"Too much?"
"YOU FUCKING ASS!" I fly toward him and start throwing a furry of punches and kicks but because my head had just got absolutely destroy, none of them landed. "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?" My arms blur out as my punches get faster and faster and so are my legs. This look more like a dragon ball Z fighting scene if anything. "YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" I finally manage to land a punch and push Cubey away from me.
"I mean, what do you expect from trying to convert something so complex and intricate with your current knowledge!?" Cubey rubs the place where my fist landed. "I thought you're mature enough to know that."
"How the fuck do I know anything about this stuff?!" I bolt straight at him and then start another fury of attacks. "You said it yourself that I know almost nothing regarding the wisdom cube." Cubey moves his body left and right, dodging every single of my attack. We're just going to repeat what happened earlier. Might as well cause much more damage while I'm at it. I'm going to turn you into a cublings! I regrow back the blue glowing roots on my hands. "Eat this!"
"Wait! Don—" I manage to predict where Cubey would dodge next and intercept him using my right hand. Got you bitch! I was expecting Cubey to get punch away from me just like last time but in actuality, he just disappears when my fist land on his skin.
For fuck sake! "Stop using your… trick… wha…?" I look around me to see where he teleports himself to but to my surprise, I'm the one who was teleported. Where am I? I turn my body around to see if I can recognize anything and the answer is a big fat 'NO'. I think that's because I'm in the cloud. I better descend and walk around.
I relax my body and lower myself down. The thick dark cloud that surrounds me is making it impossible for me to see pass through them. It took me a solid ten minutes before I can finally see a hint of red light from below. Did he teleport me to that destroyed earth that he just showed me earlier? I keep plunging deeper until eventually…
"What the fuck…?" I can't believe what I'm seeing. I thought the red light come from molten lava but trust me, that option is billions time better than this one. "GUK! UGGHH!" I can feel the dinner that I ate last night travel up my stomach and almost make me puke out. "What happened…" I question myself whatever I should lower myself to the surface level. I can smell this entire planet stench from this high up and I can only imagine how much worse it is down there.
I look around myself again to see for a glint of anything, I literally meant any-fucking-thing that has a sense of familiarity but with no luck. Alright… It's maybe just my imagination. I mean, there's no way that this entire ocean is made out of decaying flesh, rotten blood, fermented excrement and all sort of biological fluid, right? …I should probably investigate.
"Ugh… fuck…" I curse myself as I made up my mind to go even lower. "Sigh… keep it together Igo. Keep it together." I relax myself and move down. With each meters that I took, the stench gets stronger and even stronger up until the point where tears start flowing down my eyes. "*Sniffle*… *Sniffle*… Guh… *Sniffle* Ugh! BBBLLLAARRRGGGHHH!" It finally happened, I puke out everything in my stomach from the stench and it didn't even do jack shit! I can still feel the sick feeling of wanting to puke out but everytime I open my mouth, nothing come out. "GAK! Ah… Ah… Ah… Fuck!" If this is one of Cubey's sick world then… "That bastard going to pay for this…"
I keep descending myself lower and lower until I'm right above the sea level. I… I… This is… fuck up… I can see, floating on the sea surface, torn arms, ripped legs, eyeballs, intestines, brains and all sort of limbs are all here and they're not only human, cats, dogs, tigers, monkeys and every animal in this planet… I can see their limbs and rotten flesh swimming on the surface. By what floating around the ocean, you can already predict what the water is mixed with. Piss, bloods, sweat, semen and every kind of bodily fluid that a biological body could produce makes out the majority of the water.
"Ah… Ah…" I want to puke again but my stomach doesn't have anything to be thrown out. This sight that I'm seeing… Is this what happened when I piss off Cubey? He sent me into a fucked up world like this? "Gah…" I wonder if there's anything on this world other than this fucked up ocean. Curiosity get the better of me as I ascend further upward and fly forward. I lean my body harder forward and increase the speed of my flight.
Where am I flying?
"Who know?"
What do I want to find?
"Sign of civilization."
Is there anyone other than me in this world?
"Hopefully not."
*WWWHHOOOSSSSSHHH*
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"Ah!" FOUND IT! I finally found something other than the blood ocean! I immediately make way toward its. It's a city! A ruined one but it's still a city! I fly toward the tallest skyscraper and land on the roof. "Ah… Ah… Gah…" I scan the entire city for any sign of life but no luck. It's just an empty ruined city. I better get a street level POV.
I jump down from the skyscraper and stop myself before I land on the street. The pavement… it was also covered in blood and entrails, mostly human. Is this world where metal band make their album covers? I search the city to try to get a clue but what I get is just over the top destruction and gory scenes.
Should I start calling for people? Would that be a good idea? I mean, whatever that cause this entire thing is presumably still here and me screaming at the top of my lungs would just warn them but is there any other option for me? Searching like this isn't exactly going to get me anywhere. "Sigh…" I'm going to try but I just want to say that this is a bad idea. "HHHEEELLLLLLOOOOOO! IS ANYONE THERE?" My entire body tense up at the same time as my echo stops traveling. I'm going to immediately bolt out of here the moment something starts chasing after me.
"….." Silence… I want to thank god for it but some part of me also want to curse it. Nothing around here, huh… I guess I better get—!
"1Z5Su7f832Tzt*fo1BSbsearchingUfai1Guw3r9*0HF!9431&9&a" Something is coming! I prepare my entire body to blast to infinity and beyond but my curiosity held me on the ground. I want to know what is making that sound. "F*0bOyt79Cu87dMo3d5c(#7locatingjg99JbuUobppYv97&*08Uhs" The noise that it makes is almost undecipherable but I somehow understand it. My entire being focus entirely on where the noise are coming from. "(u013b^31tISboS^t31ACV&cz_t31-xA&r13bs0t13locatedcoasf3)(Su01gbdaock*(S31"
"What… are… you…" I couldn't contain it in myself the moment that thing(?) walks(?) out of the corner of a building. It's… darkness? It's a walking black smoke… What is that? "Would you please answer my question..." I put both my arms in front of me and take a defensive stance. I try to pry through the puffing black smoke to see the real body but I can't see anything resembling a physical body.
"Bos&!9ht13*A0$Gt0yAS*)y13r_A02 $*saf" Out of nowhere, the dark smoke dart toward me.
"Alright, bye!" I fly upward and then bolt right for the clouds. Whatever that thing is, I need to get away from— "Tch!" In a blink of an eye, the shadow had reach me and was right in front of me. I try to lean myself back to get away from it but before I can get far enough from it, it 'punch' me, "GUH!" and cause me to plummet down toward the earth.
*BAM*
"Cough… Cough… Ugh…" This is a new feeling for me. Falling down from such height without so much as some bruises. I look upward and notice the darkness coming at me. I guess fight is the only option I got. "Bring it!"
*Cue high-beat awesome fighting music*
*Imagine an epic fighting scene*
*Insert Igo getting his ass kicked here*
"GAAH!" Alright… I'm getting my ass kicked like, really, really bad. The shadow being had just punched me through 3 buildings. "This… fucking… sucks…" I would normally be dead right now but I somehow still alive with just a slightly sore body. I stand up from the rubble of the building that I just went through and notice the darkness that are coming toward me. "Gah… Ah… Ah… fuck…" I ready myself again for battle as the darkness arrive in front of me. "LLLEEERRROOOOYYY JJJJEEENNNKKIIINNNSSSS!"
*Insert Igo getting his ass kicked here again*
"GAH!" Alright, this is not fucking working. I haven't fought any human being for quite some time now and I think I'm getting rust—
*RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! "AAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAHHH!" STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
*RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR*
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
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I'm getting cold…
"What with your clothes, Dido?! WHERE ARE YOUR PANTY!?"
"Did you not learn anything from the last time you intervene in the maid's fight over their master?"
"This is the first time someone has ever ask me that, commander."
"Give the perv—master what he wants."