What is it with you people and lemon? ARGH! Maybe I will write a lemon about Naruto and Hinata. Maybe I won't. But right now… NO! Punks.. Err anyway I still need a little bit more of girl names then I will start my story on Gaara. Um thanks for the reviews and read on! I don't own Naruto and blah blah blah. You get my drift.


"I've waited all this moment."

Naruto looked at the guy weirdly, "Who the hell are you?"

He licked his lips, "That's for me to know and for you to find out."

Naruto jumped up, "Are you working with that bastard Orochimaru?"

The man chuckled, "I don't work for people. I don't even work with people," He pressed his hand on a tree, "I own this forest. And your trespassing. But it doesn't matter now." He gave a joyful freaky smile, "You brought her right to me."

Hinata gasped, getting closer to Naruto.

Naruto quickly went in front of her, pressing her on the tree behind him. He took out a kunai, "Who are you?"

The man bit his top lip hungrily, "Now now Naruto. Don't get impatient." It started bleeding. "If you give me Hinata's eyes. I'll tell you my name."

Hinata closed her eyes and wrapped her arms around Naruto's waist, now frightened, "No!" She whimpered loudly.

He narrowed his eyes at the weird guy, "Ugh. Fuck you. And next time if your going to be weird and say something stupid out of nowhere. At least say it right. Don't you mean I've waited for this moment all my life. Or something like that."

(Yeah weird guy. Don't say stupid shit that don't make sense. Oh wait I'm the one who wrote it… Ah!)

The man sighed out at Naruto, first flipping his long hair then wiping his lip, "My my kids are so rude these days." He rose up his middle finger.

Naruto did it back, "OH REAL MATURE! Huh-?"

"Naruto-kun!" Hinata squealed at him, disappearing into the oak.

"Hinata!" He punched the wood where she disappeared.

"Foolish boy. I only did that to distract. Are you really that- Ugh!"

Another Naruto came up behind the guy and sliced through his neck.

But then the weird guy burst. Getting rid of himself and the clone of Naruto.

Purple slime gushed everywhere.

The real Naruto, who was behind another tree with Hinata in his arms, raised an eyebrow, "He exploded?"

"That's right. I'll claim my prize now." The guy appeared in front of Hinata, grabbing her hand.

She gasped but suddenly poofed into wood.

Naruto gathered energy and punched him. "Ha! You got tricked twice! BAKA!" The weird guy burst into purple ooze again. Spreading out and wrapping around Naruto's shirt.

Naruto screamed, then poofed away in dust.

"Another clone huh?" The guy chuckled, "Ok Naruto and Hinata. I'll tell you my real name now. You've earned it." He silently did hand signals. "My name is Nano Uhayul."

The real Naruto showed his hiding position. The real Hinata on his back, her arms around his neck. She was breathing heavily.

(For real this time. They're not clones. The whole time they were up higher watching their clones disappear and get defeated. Smart Naruto huh?)

"Nano. What a pansy name." Naruto grinned out.

Nano looked up, his eyes changing into a dark purple. His pupils disappearing. "Kanashibari no jutsu!" (Temporary paralysis)

Naruto froze, his eyes widened, "Ugh!"

Hinata gasped, she looked away, jumping on another branch, "N-Naruto-kun!"

Naruto looked toward her, not moving his head, just his eyes, "H-Hinata-chan! Run."

Nano chuckled, jumping tree to tree slowly. Each getting closer to Hinata, "Child. Even if we played hide and seek. I will get you. So why waste time?"

Hinata froze in fear, falling on her butt. She scrambled back on the branch. "Uhh..uh!"

"HINATA. M-move!"

Nano knelt down, his eyes darkening, "Hinata. You obviously don't like to fight. Then what's the use for your eyes." He reached out, his fingers fuming of purple, "Give… me…"

"NO! KAGE BUNSIN NO JUTSU!"

(Lol I think I said his cloning wrong. Oh well. Lol I forgot.)

Nona ignored Naruto and touched Hinata's eyelids.

Hinata slumped down, her eyes rolling back. "Ah!" She twitched in pain.

Suddenly clones of Naruto tackled Nona. All of them punching him like hell. He stumbled back, falling the long drop down.

The real frozen Naruto struggled to move, "H-Hinata-chan!"

Her eyes closed, purple now escaping from her eyelids. "N-Naruto-ku-" She went silent.

"….Muahaha." Below Nano licked one of the last clones cheek. The clone was pinned underneath, "Mmm. Naruto. Don't worry. I'll end her pain soon." The clone disappeared when Nano smothered him with ooze.

Real Naruto felt his skin burn furiously, he closed his eyes. His body slowly started to move, "Bastard… you'll," Naruto growled in anger, his body breaking free of the jutsu, he opened his eyes. Red chakra filled in, "PAY!"


Did I shorten this? Oh well. Anywho. For some reason this chapter is my favorite. I don't know. Err. REVIEW PLEASE. And I'm still thinking on the lemon. Ah! I'll feel so dirty if my friend finds out. Lol

And I still need girl names.. Um REVIEW! Bye!