...I don't own Naruto.
I tried.
And then I learned about copyrights. And Kishimoto. 'Cause he turned out to not be fake like the McDonald's clown. He's real like fake butter.
NEWayz like this is my disclaimer. Mr. Kishimoto owns Naruto. I own Sasuke. I branded my name on his bum. It says "MINE" with a cute heart for the "i".
AN: This is totally true. I walked in on it. Well not really but kind of. HEE enjoy
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Sasuke was skipping down the street in the early morning light when he realized something - he was skipping. So immediately he stopped skipping and started strutting down the street like the rooster which nested in his hair.
Sakura, happening upon the strutting Sasuke, was worried. First of all, he was a bigger cock than normal. She could just tell. Secondly...
"Sasuke-kun... Could I speak with you for a moment?"
He looked at her, smiled, and said, "I'm gay."
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Sorry its so short i though id have more time but i just wanted to get the idea down and like the important part ws the end so yea.
C&C pleass lol but if you flame bring ur pwn water ;D