Disclaimer: I still claim I donít own Mary Sue! Sheís an abomination, unwittingly written by poor writers who know nothing about writing. And I donít own Lord of the Rings, because why in Middle Earth would I inflict Mary upon my own story!

Personal Apology: I personally apologize to , the writer of Lord of the Rings. Iím sorry I am about to corrupt your story. Please donít hunt me down and kill me!

Authorís notes: Now we go into the part that may kill me: spelling mistakes (among other things).

Chapter 2


Mary groaned and her eyes fluttered open. She found herself (Hi, self!) in an unfamiliar bedroom on an unfamiliar bed. Just as she was about to point her finger upwards, and come up with an incredibly brilliant remark, the door swung open. Legolas strided in, carrying a tray.

Legolas smiled down at her. ìI see that youíre awake,î he commented -- quick-witted as ever.

ìOh, uh, yes, I-î Mary stamired. When she came back to her senses, she remembered her brilliant remark. ìWhere am I?î Her pink-clad friends reappeared in a puff of pink smoke to give her a round of applause before dissappearing once more, without a trace.

Legolas blushed. ìThis is my bedroom,î he said. Because it made perfect sense to bring her here, and not to the nearby doctor. (Perhaps he had other intentions?)

They stared at each other, trying to figure out what to say next. The authoress repeatedly hit herself over the head with a nearby textbook, for she should be doing homework right now, not writing crappy fanfictions. The fourth wall began to crumble.

ìTea?î Legolas offered, with his poetic use of language.

ìYes, please,î Mary said, staring about herself in awww.

Legolas picked up a tea cup that had patterns of flowers and birds and adorable woodland creatures that were not from Middle Earth. Legolas picked up the tea pot. Legolas tipped the tea pot, and poured the tea into the cup. Legolas accidently spilled some of the tea (because we all know how terrible his aim is) on Mary Sue.

Mary Sue screamed as the hot water burned. It didnít burn really. It only hurt but it hurt enough to make her screech. It made her skin red, though. But it only hurt for a minute.

Legolas gasped. ìIím sorry are you okay!11oneoneî he said worrydly. ìIím so clumbsy!î

Mary Sue smiled. ìIím okay.î she said. Their faces drew closer together (because nothing is more romantic than a hot bishounen burning you with boiling water). Mary stopped for a moment.

ìWeíve got the room to ourselfís,î Legolas said.

As Mary resumed, she leaned forward. Suddenly, her burns (more like red marks) began to glow. ìHuh?î she wondered aloud. Suddenly, her whole body was surrounded by a glowing red light. Legolas seemed farther away. Suddenly, everything around her began to dissappear all together. Suddenly, Mary Sue found herself in a different world.

MSTís, alternate ideas, and alternate endings
I think I deserve the right to MST my own fanfiction! After all, Iím putting up with writing this thing.

Legolas accidently spilled some of the tea on Mary Sue.

Me: BURN, BITCH!

Mary Sue screamed as the hot water burned

Rebecca: her clothing off.
Himiko: DONíT DRINK THE TEA; ITíS ACID!
Everyone: blink
Everyone: DRINK THE TEA!

... Suddenly everything around her began to dissappear all together.

Rebecca: Mary awoke to find herself in pergatory.
Orenji: ìGolly, the weather sure is pleasant,î Mary remarked.
Himiko: ìI think Iíve been here before,î she continued.

Authorís note... again: Please start giving me ideas of where Mary Sue should invade next. Make it a well-known (and poorly fanfictioned) movie or anime. I always keep two chapters ahead, so your ideas wonít show up for another few chapters. But I really need all the help I can get. Also, if you find any TERRIBLY bad fics, please send them to me. I need inspiration.