Good, old Uncle Scar

Simba ran through the corridors until he came up to a door, at the end of a corridor on the top floor,

"Hey," said Simba, knocking loudly on the door, "Uncle Scar, open up, open up, open up…"

The door flew open and in the doorway stood scrawny Uncle Scar in his black suit (Simba had never seen Scar wear anything but that suit) and the gleam in Scar's eyes told Simba that he had been deep in thought and Simba should have left, but he found Scar rather comical when in this mood and instead said, "Hi, Uncle Scar."

"What…do you…want, Simba?" said Scar.

"Guess what," said Simba.

"I despise guessing games," said Scar, "You know that."

"I'm gonna be king of the whole Kingdom," said Simba.

"Is this all you came to tell me?" asked Scar, obviously annoyed.

"Dad showed me the whole Kingdom," said Simba, ignoring Scar and pushing his way into Scar's room, "And I'm gonna rule it all."

"Yes," said Scar, "Well you'll forgive me for not dancing for joy and summoning up some drinks, but for some abnormal reason, I don't feel like celebrating."

"Hey, Uncle Scar, when I'm king," said Simba, "What does that make you?"

"A monkey's uncle," said Scar sitting down at his desk.

Simba laughed as he took a spare chair and sat down next to Scar, "You're so weird," he said. He loved it when Scar made remarks like that and he loved ticking Scar off, as Zazu once said, Scar was unusual, yet harmless.

"Yeah," said Scar, "Well, your father showed you the entire Kingdom?"

"Yup," said Simba.

"Did he tell you what lay in the shadowy realm?" asked Scar.

"No," said Simba, "He said I can't go there."

"And he's absolutely right," said Scar, "Far too dangerous, only the bravest of warriors go there."

At these words, Simba seemed taken aback, he was brave, probably the bravest, "What's out there?" he asked.

"I'm sorry Simba," said Scar, "I just can't tell you."

"Pleeeease," said Simba.

"Simba, Simba," said Scar, "I'm only looking out for the well being of my favorite nephew."

"I'm your only nephew," said Simba, rolling his eyes.

"All the more reason for me to protect you," said Scar, "The Warrior's Graveyard is no place for…"

"A warrior's what?" asked Simba.

"Uh," said Scar mock shock, but Simba was too excited to notice, "I've said too much, well being smart I guess you would have figured it out, now run along and leave me in peace."

Simba got up to leave and spotted the vase by the window, "Don't touch the vase," said Scar. He obviously hadn't forgotten about how Nala and Simba had broken a similar one belonging to Scar. Scar was so angry; he actually shot a gun at them (he got in trouble with Mufasa afterward). Since then, Nala stayed as far from Scar as possible, speaking of Nala, where was she?