Warrior's Graveyard
Simba and Nala were laughing all the way to the edge of the Kingdom, at how surprisingly it had been to lose Zazu, "I'm a genius," said Simba.
"Whoa," said Nala, stepping in front of Simba, "Hey, genius, it was my idea."
They then got into an argument about who thought it up and it ended with Simba touching Nala's arm, saying, "Tag."
Nala then chased Simba for a short distance and jumped on his back, pinning him to the ground, "Tagged you," she said.
"Let me up," said Simba and quickly touched Nala's arm and ran off with the exact same result only it ended with them rolling down a hill and Nala pinned Simba, saying, "Tagged you again."
Suddenly, something caught their eyes which made them turn around and scream; a still-rotting carcass hanging from a spike that had impaled it to a rocky wall in front of them. Around them were similar corpses (one had and an axe driven into its skull and traces of its leaking brain could still be seen, one had an army knife sticking out of the area between its eyes, one had been torn in half from the stomach to the head, etc),
"Where are we?" asked Nala.
"The Warrior's Graveyard," said Simba.
The two looked out over a rock and saw, before them, the remains of warriors strewn all over an area as far as the eye could see, it was not a graveyard, it was an ancient battle zone. Nala and Simba walked up to a corpse whose head and shoulders had been separated from its body, "I wonder if its brain is still in there?" asked Nala.
"One way to find out, let's check it out," said Simba and stooped down to pick up the head, but not before he and Nala were grabbed by their ears by none other than Zazu, "The only checking out you'll be doing will be to check out of here," said Zazu, "We're way beyond the boundaries of the Kingdom."
"Look's like 'rainbow garments is scared," said Simba, mockingly, wriggling his way out of Zazu's grip.
"It's Mr. 'Rainbow garments' to you," said Zazu, "And we are now all in extreme danger."
"Danger?" said Simba and scoffed, "I laugh in the face of danger."
Simba let out a laugh which was echoed by several other laughs, Simba ran for cover behind Nala and Zazu as three, scrawny people dressed in rags and they each had a skull necklace, their eyes were blood-shot, their teeth were small, sharp and extremely dirty, one was a woman who appeared to be the leader and the other two were male, one male seemed to just be able to survive on his own, but the last one seemed a little…off (he would strike most of us as a Jack 'O' Lantern; the lights are on, but no one's home).
"Well, Bonzai, we haven't seen a new face here in what…five…ten years?" said the female, to the second male.
"I think it might be, Shenzi," said Bonzai, "What do you think, Ed?"
The strange just looked blankly ahead and giggled a little.
"Yeah," said Bonzai, new, trespassing, faces."