Chapta One: Meet the Siblings

Hey! Meh' prologue was kinda short but this one will take longer. Much longer... so it might be up a while after the prologue.

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"But...but!" stammered Anakin.

"Oh, quit your whining Ani!" retorted Padme as she took her sister to a guest room.

She stayed in there for a while and Anakin was getting worried. He went down to make breakfast: his prize omelette with marshmellows on top. His hands were still jittering and he kept looking at his leg where he had sloppily pasted on an oversized bandaid. As he was pouring his mixture which had a strange greenish tinge to it into the blender he heard:

"HEY DAD! CATCH!" as a grayish looking moldy fish plopped into the blender.

Anakin had not noticed this incident and turned on the blender. As his son, Luke, looked as if his father had suddenly turned bald, mutilated, and limbless. The other twin, Leia, came in just in time to see the fish being swirled around in the blender and yelled loudly,

" Holy Cow off of Kashyyyk, that's my--" that's when Luke clamped her mouth shut.

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Anakin shrugged at Leia's exclamation, assuming she was talking about one of her many holo-music videos that Luke had lately been swallowing for no apparent reason, and continued onto his daydream about his cruise on one of Naboo's finest yachts with Padme. We'll go alone. No children. Call up Yoda or Obi-wan or leave at one of those cute So, you have the unfortunate fate of being twins... and children of Jedi Masters. camps where they will be forced to love each other a tiny fraction more... or at least pretend to love each other. I can just picture it: the glistening sun, a yacht and Padme leaning forward to kiss him. But his daydream abrubtly ended when Padme's face turned into the Lieutenant's and Anakin shuddered and decided he had blended the olive colored mixture enough.

Watching her father pour the grayish blender's contents into the frying pan was too much for Leia. As she turned around to scold Luke for his stupidy, she found out he was gone. She went to her room to spare herself the sight and sound of her father's agonized screams when he would eat the first bite of his breakfast. She didn't think today would be his day at all.

She was about to walk into her room when she heard sounds of rustling paper. Peeping into the crack in the doorway, she saw Luke victoriously picking up a holo-disk.

"Oh no you don't!" she screamed as she lunged, flying through the air across the room, tackling Luke. Who wasn't Luke at all...

"Auntie Sola? What are you doing here?" Leia asked in surprise, still on the woman.

"Ummm... I just arrived and your mother said that there was a documentary here called Galaxy Wars: the Excruciatingly Boring Menace because she said I needed rest" answered Sola.

"Oh, ok then." Leia said plainly, Sola let out a relieved sigh.

Documentary? Extreme Podracing! Including bonus 12hr race. is the only thing close to a documentary in this house.

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Leia was still on her quest to find Luke. Their bedrooms were seperated by the guest room so she crept past Auntie Sola and tried to look in the keyhole of Luke's door. Figuring out that only works in holoflicks she opened the door a crack.

"AH--" she almost screamed.

Luke was dancing. Not just dancing, he was breakdancing. Not just breakdancing, he was failing at it too! And what was he foolishly attempting to dance to? None other than her holodisks! Leia decided she would discuss it with him later as she heard the expected shriek of her father.

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She ran down to the kitchen pretending to be surprised. But to her actual surprise her dad's plate was empty. As she looked up at her dad she saw the look in his eyes. He looked as if he had just seen Quigon squaredancing in a scuba suit. Luke came down later with all eyes on him.

"Hi dad!" he said as he walked casually to the living room turning on The Force is Right, a pointless game show of Jedi outcasts. Luke sat whistling and pretending to be amused. Gazes reverted back to Anakin as he rushed torwards the bathroom as if he was running off to defeat Count Dukoo instead.

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After the storm had passed... the storm of pandemonium, shrieks (mainly Anakin's), and many flushings later...

"Umm..Ani? Are you all right?" said Padme through the door crack.

Anakin proudly strutted out trying to look self-confident... As if he had just won a podrace and gained his freedom instead of barfing all over the bathroom. His light brown-chestnut hair was slightly ruffled. Padme stole a glance into the bathroom. What she saw made her cringe in fear or disgust, she didn't know. It was like entering a whole new dimension.

"Umm... I think I'll call up Jolly Janitors of Jedi's! Bye honey! I have to stop by at the mall for a haircut at Supercuts" quickly said Padme as she darted out of the house onto her speeder.

"Supercuts? What's wrong with normal cuts?" muttered Anakin as he shut the portal into the disgusting dimension he had recently created.

Anakin looked down at the two innocent looking beings he was abandoned with. The beings, realizing they'd been left alone with daddy, meaning they could do anything, caught an evil glint in their eye that made Anakin shudder. He sulkily went into his study to talk on his commlink. He decided he would call up some old friend and talk to him for hours as an excuse for letting the kids cause chaos.

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Luke darted into his room as Leia shook her head in disdain. She had to talk to that weirdo brother of hers and what in the world he thought he was doing snitching her holodisks! Peeking through the crack she saw Luke doing something more stranger than before. He was drilling a hole through the wall!She couldn't take the mystery of this any longer! She burst into the room about to scream when Luke made a motion to be quiet. He motioned her torwards him to look through the hole. Leia couldn't beleive her eyes... Auntie Sola was taking out some chain out of her suitcase and installing it in the wall. She was pretty sad doing it as if she regreted it.

"I think she's a cannibal planning to capture us in the night!" whispered Luke.

"No you doofus! She's going to chain herself!" retorted Leia.

"If she was going to chain herself why is there a knife on the table?" answered Luke.

"It's a pocket knife you moron!"

"Look!"

"Oh my good Easter Bunny of Tatooine! She's taking out a dagger!"

"See!"

"Fine, supposing she's going to eat us, what do we do?"

"We take the chains and lock our doors..."

"I wonder what she was doing with that holodisk she took from my room..."

"Oh, that... I asked her to get it for me..." Luke said blushing.

"About that...--"

So? How'd ya like it? The next Chapter is going to be a bit hectic... I don't know when that's going to be up... I don't know how long this fic is going to be... I'm hoping above 5 chaps. Please review! I don't care if you critisize, just review!