Chappie Two: The Chase Begins

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Leia's brown eyebrow furrowed when she heard Luke's confession of his obsession with breakdancing.

"Why didn't you tell me?" she asked

"You wouldn't understand!" he retorted.

"You could've aske--" Leia stopped there realizing he was right. She was a skeptical person all together, and even if she had believed him she would be teasing him for the rest of his life.

They put breakdancing aside for the time being when they saw Sola stealthily exit the room. They crept into the guest room and gasped at the way she had "redecorated" her room. The rusty chains were in one corner of the room and the dagger was on top of a dusty book. The bed had straw on top of it. It seemed that the guest room of their luxirious home was transformed into an old barn. Leia picked up the book and saw on it the title: How to survive eating humans safely. That was is it, the twin's fears were confirmed.

They got to work dragging the heavy chains out of the room, Luke using the little of what he knew of the Force to levitate them so they wouldn't jingle. Leia hadn't received much Force training either and hadn't learned to control it yet so she pushed the flying chains by hand. Leia's attempts to use the Force had all been disastrous, ending in implosions or explosions of some piece of her mom's china or her dad's live podracing recordings. This convinced both of her parents that she would need to wait awhile before trying again.

Luke picked up the dagger so their "dear Auntie Sola" wouldn't have any weapon. He threw it out of the window into a bush with disgust.

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Padme was strolling in the mall glad to be out of the chaotic situation at home. I hope the kids are ok...and Anakin... Why is Sola here? I haven't seen her in so long, we weren't talking for a while. Why was that? She was always keeping secrets. Padme's thoughts grew too tiring and she decided to relax and have some fun... She was at the mall! She walked by the chocolate hover stand and thought she saw a chocolate Santa wink at her. She shuddered and decided she was imagining it. She decided she was just overstressed with the other senator from Naboo acting like a beef jerk, now Sola popping up out of nowhere! She walked into the haircuttery having convinced herself that there were no such things like winking chocolate Santas and that everything was going to be alright.

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"Haha! How you singed an "O" in that guy's shirt with your light saber! Those were the good times! What's that? You have to go buy your mother a coffee pot? Okay, nice talking to you Obi-Wan..." Anakin ended his conversation on the commlink with Obi-Wan and reluctantly hung up.

He no longer had an excuse to stay in his study, meaning he had to look for one. He thought of the wicked little radio control x-wing. BINGO! I'll get the x-wing at the same time getting the boring Jedi Master Paperwork so if there's any doubt I'm doing paperwork! It's brilliant! He glowed at his unaccountable brilliance to concoct plans for escaping his kids' wrath. Now where had he left his x-wing?The guest room. Anakin gulped.

He crept upstairs getting the large oversized binder full of paperwork. He sneaked into the guest room, glad that he heard two sets of voices from Leia's room. Anakin was not surprised to see straw on the bed, it seemed quite ordinary compared to the night's happenings. He saw his beloved x-wing and his face lit up in triumph. He grabbed it and dashed out of the room and down the stairs into his study.

Locking the room, he drew out a sigh of relief. The commlink rang with an incoming call from Padme.

"Anakin? Ani?" Padme's silky voice rang out.

"Yes? I'm here.." answered Anakin, wondering how he hadn't noticed how hot she was this morning.

Padme had apparently bought herself a tight dress emphasizing her lovliness and it made Anakin miss her even more.

"I ran into an old friend at the mall and it's getting late, and she invited me to dinner. I think I'll stay the night there. I won't if there's anything wrong in the house." Padme uncertainly said

Anakin almost groaned from displeasure. If I tell her to come back, that means I couldn't handle it. (insert sigh) She needs her rest.

"Oh no! Have some fun! Everything's all right here... Everybody's happy!" Anakin lied through his teeth.

Padme raised an eybrow but continued on.

"Remember if you need me, I'm on Earth...Remember the kid's bedtime is in 15 minutes, but I'm sure you already told them that..."

"Of course..." Anakin said, faking a smile.

The commlink turned off and Anakin felt like weeping tears of self-pity. He marched upstairs to tell the kids to go to bed.

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He looked into Luke's room and found him already asleep. It was hot and stuffy in Luke's messy room with toys, books, and socks (eww) sprawled all over the room. Anakin opened the curtain and window to let air and the glistening moonlight in. Leia was in her bed in deep slumber like a little angel. Awww...thought Anakin. He locked their doors and shuffled past the guest bedroom.

He was about to look in the crack in the door wondering what his notorious sister-in-law was up to but as he leaned forward the door burst open. Anakin jumped back, rubbing his nose. He looked up at the being towering over him. It was hairy and it's teeth were extremely sharp. It's yellow eyes glinted evilly in the moonlight.

"Ms. Amidala? Are you okay?" Anakin whimpered as he attempted to talk his way out of the situation.

"GRRAARGHHHHHHHHH!" said the being in return. It was useless to try to persuade or even communicate with this thing.

Anakin wildly, arms flailing ran downstairs in search of his lightsaber. He tried to summon it with the Force but remembered he'd left it at work. Of all the days to leave your lightsaber at home it has to be this one! Oh well, Padme probably wouldn't like it if I killed her sister. I wonder if she would mind if it lost a limb.. Hmm... He ran out into his garage and hopped onto his speeder. Unfortunately there was another speeder parked there and Sola gladly took that one. Anakin raced around Naboo in search of a place to hide with his sister-in-law trailing after him.

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Anakin noticed his fuel gauge hitting zero as he crashed into a shop window. It was a clothing shop and the Jedi Master was covered in miniskirts and found he was sitting on mannequin's head. Scrambling up, he ran into the heart of the mall looking for somewhere to hide. Dashing past the chocolate booth a chocolate Santa called out:

"Hey buddy, over here, hide in that clothing rack! It won't find you there!"

Anakin didn't contemplate the weirdness of a talking, advice-giving, chocolate Santa and hid in the clothing rack. The hairy being ran by looking around.

"Hey babe, he's in the clothing rack!" whispered the chocolate Santa.

Sola snickered and walked over to the rack. She loomed over Anakin, chuckling. Anakin had only one thought: If I get out of here, I'm going to eat that Santa and make him suffer!

So? How'd ya like it? Please feel free to leave a review! Hope you enjoy the cliffie! Btw, no chocolate Santas were hurt in the making of this fanfic, well except one...