Chappster Five: Leave the gun, take the canoli...

Sorry I'm a bit off schedule this time, no real enlightenment this week. But as you see, it came! Meh' own words inspired me... (weird moment was experienced)

Disclaimer: For the fifth time, I don't own Star Wars!

If any of you have ever seen a certain movie the title should give you a clue.

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Sweet.KRAZY03 - What can I say, this chapter will be totally different from yours.

And now get ready for it! Your host for tonight will be... What host? OK, never mind going on...

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Anakin felt like he had been invited to join to a Housewives United for the Causes of Housewiveness Club rather than a gang of werewolves, which he was now part of. No. He couldn't accept that. He refused to accept that. Every full moon to lose his attractive face, no, he couldn't bear it. Anakin's subconcious knew that he had to accept it. As Anakin tried to convince himself time and time again that this was a dream he saw something that assured him it wasn't.

Padme walked in to the police station waiting for the door of his cell to be opened. Except he saw something that doubted that this was Padme. She had a very flustered look on her face. His wife, a senator, had never looked so distraught.

"Ani, did you sleep all right without your blanky?" She said softly clumsily stepping forward.

"It's not a blan--" he stopped arguing, this was Padme all right...

For some odd reason she looked like she had been force-choked by her closest-loved-one-turned-evil and left to die being impregnated with twins... But that couldn't be it...

Suddenly a bony, tall, man with a goatee and a prominent scar on his left cheek came out from behind her. He had a raygun in his hand and he was pointing it straight at Padme's back.

"Quit the mushy stuff and get on out of the cell!" he said in a strange accent that Anakin recognized as one spoken on a boot-shaped peninsula he once visited on some distant planet. What was it? Earr.. Earwigs! Yes! I think it was on Earwigs IV that they spoke that... No, it was Earr.. Earth! Or something like that... Oh, yeah I was attacked by a bunch of teenage girls that time. Earth.

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Padme couldn't believe this was happening to her. This situation would be on her top 10 most improbable situations she had ever been in #1 being the time she went to Jiffy Lube to be attacked by the G.F.M.E.M. (Giant Flying Man-Eating Mushrooms). This would have to be number two. Her husband and sister were in a prison cell. She had been winked at by a Chocolate Santa the day before. She was now taken hostage by the Galaxy Mafia. The Galaxy Mafia likes Bojangles. The Galaxy Mafia agreed to stop on the way to Bojangles to bail out her husband and sister. Yoda had just called that he would be staying at her house for a few months and he was taking her children to Bojangles. All these events surrounded her in a whirlwind of enigmatic chaos and for one of the only times in her life she was confused, distraught, and flustered.

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Anakin, his wife, and his sister-in-law were escorted into a limo. Once they were all in the car the gazes of the four other people reverted to them. The chauffer chuckled. Suddenly a stately robot began talking in a rusty voice.

" This is the Galaxy Mafia... I'm Godfather DonBot 3000 version 2.23478 code 1011100100111, but you can call me The Godfather. The one behind wheel, that gent, we call him The Chaffeur... The carbon life forms (humanoids) are Tony and Bony..." he said the latter pointing to Tony, a big neanderthalish ball of jelly and Bony, the one who escorted them to the vehicle.

Anakin looked as if he had just seen C3P0 get married to a can of Easy Cheese. Padme sighed and shook her head. Sola looked as if she was off to Wet n' Wild with free admission.

"Now listen up, we're going to eat at Bojangles, then hold up Bojangles. You're going to be hostages. Oh, and before that, would you like a burger or nuggets?" The Godfather continued.

Anakin and Padme were in no condition to order so Sola said:

"3 burgers please."

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Luke sat happily munching burgers. Leia thought this was not the time to be eating when her brother was possesed by an evil spirit, but was convinced when offered a Mountain Dew. The serenity of the little fast food joint calmed her nerves. The serenity was ruined by the yell of :

"This is a stick-up! Everyone freeze!"

Leia sighed, so much for serenity... She thought she recognized a few faces standing next to the felons.

"Mom? Dad? Auntie?"...

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Chapter 5 is done! Mwahhaaha... Yes the Mafia Motif is quite unexpected for this chapter but this is how far meh' imagination took me...