Chappie Six: Off to the Bin

Hello Everybody! Sorry to make you wait soooooooo long... I'm verry verry VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SORRY! Now you get how VERY VERY etc SORRY I am...

Disclaimer: I am not George Lucas, and meh' passport proves it!

Jinn.Twins I'm so happy you keep reviewing! I just hope you haven't lost hope in the story!

So I offer deepest condolences to anyone who is reading my fic (if anyone is actually reading) so to repay for the agonizing (or happy) month of waiting I am going to dun. dun. dun... (INSERT DRUMROLL) PUBLISH TWO CHAPTERS AT ONCE!

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Sadly the Galactic Mafia decided to hold-up Bojangles at the wrong time... For it was... Breakfast time! Six policeman were doing their daily ritual of consuming a sugary, fatty, and unhealthy meal by the name of... a donut... They knew they were going to be laid off pretty soon, since none of them had a high metabolism. So the six policemen decided to prove their worth for a final time before being disgracefully discharged. They jumped from their seats like agile fat kids during gym and tried to make super heroe poses but they found lunging with their hands outstreched with pistols in them would probably cause their pants to burst at the seams they reconciled to a James Bond pose. The Galactic Mafia underestimated the sextuplet (sorry for the odd word) and chuckled at their failed attempts to look sexy. But even though the policemen were fitness handicapped they still worked efficiently, although they did take Padme, Anakin, and Sola as accomplices of the Galactic Mafia.

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Anakin and Padme Skywalker were sitting in a prison cell, Anakin for the second time that morning, were imploring the police chief to explain the situation. The chief was a nice man overall and decided to hear their side of the story. When Anakin began with him being chased by a werewolf that turned out to be his sister-in-law, that he was now a werewolf himself, that it was a mistake that he was taken in, the police chief raised an eyebrow and looked as if he was being told that his tea pot turned to the Dark Side and was now plaguing the countryside with evil folk songs. As Padme continued about how she was kidnapped and that the Galactic Mafia liked Bojangles, the police chief face relaxed as if he had just understood something and started smiling and nodding.

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Leia was still frozen in the position she was in as the Galactic Mafia and her parents were being taken in after the policemen had done several awkward poses. Luke seemed unconcerned with the world around him and was modeling his squished french fry into a Jedi Starfighter. Leia looked dismayed at the events around her and looked at Yoda hoping for a reassuring gaze or a philosophical explanation of the incident. Yoda just shrugged his shoulders and said:

"Don't worry little one, no happenings shall occur with your parents or aunt, and if they do I am a 900 year old bachelor whose always wanted some adoptive children"

Leia furrowed her brown eyebrows at Yoda as if demanding a more reasonable consolation than at but received none. She only heard Luke's sound effects as his awkward french fry/Jedi Starfighter lifted off.

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The police chief, now fully calm and confident as in what to do, said:

"Mr. and Mrs. Skywalker everything will be all right, a policeman will take you where necessary"

He leaned over and whispered something into a policeman's ear. Sola didn't try to explain herself but merely sat there and smiled a naive smile.

"As for Ms. Amidala, you'll stay here for a brief time then be escorted to your dwelling" the policeman said in a strict tone.

Padme and Anakin looked gratefully at the policeman and relaxed. They were escorted into the car where they leaned back and gazed at eachother finally remembering who they were...

" So, we're going home?" Padme asked.

The chaffeur merely answered,

"Missus, you're going to a wonderful place"

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As they pulled up to a perfectly cubical white building Padme exclaimed,

"This is some mistake, this isn't our home!"

"It will be for the next several months!" chuckled the chaffeur..

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Off to the Bin... the LOONY BIN! Well, this is where my strange imagination led me today... Please review NOW! Just Kidding, but really, please review... Stay tuned? I guess for the next chapter it will come probably in several hours or tomorrow, but it shall come! If it doesn't you can send me an overgrown pirrhana in the mail if you know where I live...