Two cute Jedi's go to negotiate
Everybody else is running late
The Trade Federation
Wanted their heads so they fled
Jar Jar Binks has big ears and lips
Helped them find an underwater ship
Queen Amidala was brave
While being treated like a slave
They ran out of fuel Anakin was cool
Anakin's race was very strong
Darth Maul didn't live very long
Now we are through
"May the Force be with You"