Now, I was going to go somewhere with this one, but I decided to abandon it. Sorry if it sounds stupid. And really I suppose i could jsut delete it, but I jsut wanted to post it anyway.
It was Friday, gym. The substitute teacher was late, not surprising since he wasn't Jedi, just civilian class. Obi-Wan rolled his eyes as their new coach burst into the gym.
"Well? Why are you just sitting here! Five laps for being lazy!" The coach practically yelled. They all looked at each other. Who did he think he was? They started running. After the five laps, they began some stupid game. Obi-Wan was on the bench in the rotation. Another boy was out and they talked for a while. "You! Stand!" Obi-Wan looked around, then decided the coach meant him. "Name?"
"Obi-Wan Kenobi."
"Well, Padawan Kenobi, why were you talking in my class?"
"Because I was out and I was bored...?"
"Detention with me after the last bell." Obi-Wan was dumbfounded. A detention for talking? Yeah, he'd had about a million detentions, but never for something as stupid as talking.
"Umm, why 'mast-..umm Sir..'" he asked.
"Because I said so." the coach said crossly, turning back to the game. They boy he'd been talking to mouthed "harsh" to him, and then turned away. After the last bell, he came to the gym. Coach was still there. "Ah, mister troublemaker is back. I've heard about you from the masters. Prankster, and friend of 'The King.' You can get into a lot of trouble knowing him." the civilian said.
"Yeah, I know."
"So, you're taking this risk?"
"Yes, he's my friend, why wouldn't I? And the Temple's boring, got to get some laughs here some time. So, how long are you here?"
"Sorry, that's classified information." As the couch turned away, Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. "And I expect that you think I'm acting too severely and rolled your eyes and made a face behind my back? You're very typical." the adult stated flatly. The King was slightly freaked out, but shook it off.
"Can't we get this over with?"
"Well, if you're that anxious, and I expect you are, I'll only give you 25 pull-ups to do." he said, then left. He quickly stuck his head back through the door, "Oh, and I"ll know if you don't finish, too." And left. Obi-Wan raised an eyebrow. 'Ok, what was that all about?' he thought to himself. He continued as instructed, and figured he could just leave. He told Bant About the teacher and she laughed at him.
"He's just trying to freak you out. He can't know that much, I mean, he's a gym teacher!
"Well, It was creepy."
The next day was the vote on who would introduce the bands at the annual "dance," although the official title was "Jedi/civilan supper and dance," but that wasn't important.
"Oh, I hope it's not me. I mean, S, you could do it, but if I try I'll act like a giza in a rancor pit!" Obi-Wan said, relating how scared and horrible he would do the job.
