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A/N:This one made me laugh...I amuse myself too much.
Snape's Half Crazed Mutterings
Something tells me this is going to be a bad class...
Every class is bad--who am I kidding?
Vengence will be mine!
Every day the same old thing:
Running students late for class
Understanding children is futile!
Someday Longbottom might get a potion right...
Severus, you fool! Even Bagman wouldn't bet on that.
Never a moment's peace...
Alas, it doesn't end there:
Potter: the bane of my existance!
Early retirement looks better and better.