Hello everybody! The title of this chapter is not misspelled, I did that on propose. It was going to be The Crazier Chase but I decided to change it to this. It's actually The Crazy Chase but the 'C' is replaced with 'K'.
Disclaimer: As you already know, I don't own any characters except for my OCs.
Warning: Cartoon like violence, I might have made some mistakes, and spoilers for anyone who haven't play or finish this game.
I am in a room. I see Sonic, Tails, Amy, Darkwing and Crystal. I go over to them and show them the new game I got. "Hey everybody, I got a new game to play!" I shout.
"What kind?" Darkwing asks.
"I don't know. Want to try it?"
"Sure, I'm a pro at video games. Didn't I tell you about that time I took part in a video game competition?"
We set up the new game. This room has everything we need to play this game. Me, Darkwing, Crystal, Sonic, Tails and Amy sit in front of the TV. We put the game on. We see the story at the beginning. The picture is of a girl with her mouth opened. I think she is shouting for help. She is taken away by a clown that has a picture of a spade on his clothes.
Amy reads it, "Oh no! Blackjack the notorious space pirate has kidnapped Her Royal Highness Princess Honey of Klown Planet! What's he up to?"
Crystal then reads the part that has Honey's name on it, "Listen you sad excuse for a pirate, lemme offa this heap or you'll be sorry you messed with me!"
"I don't think a princess is supposed to say that," Amy says.
"I would have probably said the same thing if that was me," says Crystal.
"That's because that's you. Let's carry on," says Darkwing. He reads out the part that has Blackjack's name, "A thousand pardons your Royal Bratness…now put a sock innit, will ya!"
"That wasn't nice Darkwing," says Tails.
"That wasn't me! I mean… I did say it but…I was just reading the villain's dialogue in the game."
The screen changes to another picture. This one shows Blackjack with Princess Honey in his spaceship. They are outside Klown Planet.
Amy reads, "Blackjack warps into super hyper mega really fast drive."
"Wow, that must be really, really fast," Darkwing says. I know he is joking about that. Darkwing tries to make his voice sound like an evil clown. "Listen up, sweetcakes! Your dad, King Klown, wants you back, and I want Klown Planet for myself, see? Now you sit over there and don't move 'til I tell ya…" Darkwing then talks normally, "He kidnapped Princess Honey so that he can get Klown Planet for himself, not because he likes her, how typical."
Crystal reads on, "Hmph! Really! That macho stuff is so boring."
It then changes to another picture where we see the King with a boy clown. Tails reads the part with the King, "Please Kid Klown, save my daughter, Princess Honey!"
Darkwing reads out the part for Kid Klown, "No problem, Kingster, I'm on the job!" He makes his voice sound childish.
"You're the only klown klutzy enough for this mission, don't let us down!"
"Okey dokey…er…I'll take that as a compliment!" Darkwing changes his voice back to normal and says, "Is it a compliment? I don't think it is."
The picture changes to Kid Klown inside his own spaceship. He has found Blackjack. "Red alert! Blackjack's space galleon detected!" Amy reads.
"Game over, Blackjack! Return the Princess or face the wrath of Kid Klown!" Darkwing reads out in that childish voice.
Next it shows us a worried looking Kid Klown upside down and his spaceship crashing into Klown Planet.
"In his excitement, Kid mistakenly presses the panic button instead of the molecular de-stabilizer laser beam demolisher ray button! Kaboom! …Wow, that's a long name for an attack," says Amy.
"It sure is," says Tails.
"How could he pressed the panic button by mistake, he had a perfect shot at him," Darkwing says.
Crystal reads the next part. She gives out a sigh and says, "Oh kid, you are such a klutz."
Darkwing carries on reading and changes his voice to sound like a bad guy, "Heh… I'm gonna blast that pesky Kid Klown once and for all! Now where'd I put those bombs?"
"This could get ugly. Hey you!" Crystal stops and looks at us. "Is she talking to us?!"
We all point at ourselves and say at the same time, "Us?"
Crystal reads it, "Yeah, you…the ones playing the game."
We all look at each other. I shout, "She's talking to us!"
"That's what I called breaking the fourth wall," says Darkwing.
"Kid's gonna need all the help he can get! Are you up to it?" Crystal reads out.
"Yeah!" I shout.
"Then let's get busy!" Crystal finishes reading it out.
"I prefer my catchphase; let's get dangerous," says Darkwing.
A portal in the TV shows up and sucks us all in. We fall down onto the floor. I look and see that I'm on top of Amy, Crystal and Darkwing.
"Can you get off me please?" says Darkwing who is at the bottom. We all get up.
"Where's Sonic?" says Amy.
"And Tails?" I say.
"We're over here," says Tails. We look and see Sonic and Tails trying to get something off them. "We fell over here and got stuck in…this thing."
Sticky things are stuck to Tails' tails and legs, and Sonic's legs. Darkwing goes over to help them get it off. He pulls but the sticky things won't get off.
"Looks like you stuck like that until we find a way to get it off. Where are we anyway?" says Darkwing. We look around and see that we are in a forest. We look behind and see Blackjack. He is doing something. "Hold it right there villain!" Darkwing shouts. He runs toward Blackjack.
Something falls down into the floor and makes Darkwing falls backward into us. That thing is trying to get up from the floor. It looks like his head is stuck in the floor. Blackjack finishes doing something. The rope is on fire and the fire moves through the rope. The thing finally gets his head out of the floor and falls backward. It's Kid Klown! Kid Klown sees the fire going through the rope. He screams and has very big eyes. We run with him as we chase after the fire.
"Hi there, who are you?" Kid Klown says to us. He picks up a round red ball with the letters 'HP' on it.
"I'm Amy. This is Sonic, Tails, Julie, Crystal-"
"I am the terror-"
"Darkwing, make it quick!"
Darkwing says quickly, "Iamtheterrorthatflapinthenight! I'mtheclownwiththeworsejokes! IamDarkwingDuck!" That is very quick, he said it very quickly. (If you're having problem reading that without the space, here's what Darkwing is saying; I am the terror that flap in the night! I'm the clown with the worse jokes! I am Darkwing Duck!)
Kid Klown grabs the white and red ball in the air. He pulls the wire which makes the ball opens. A coin comes out of it. Kid Klown grabs the coin. "I'm Kid Klown and I'm here to save Princess Honey."
"But you accidentally blew up your spaceship by pressing the panic button and crashed down here," says Darkwing.
"How did you know?" Kid Klown asks Darkwing.
Trees come falling toward us. I stay in the middle where it's safe. Kid Klown get squash by the rolling tree. He floats in the air like a piece of paper. Darkwing and Crystal ride on the rolling trees. They fall off them and fall on the floor on their back.
"We're playing your game," I say.
Kid Klown is back to normal. "Wow, you're playing my game?" says Kid Klown. He accidentally steps on the spikes on the floor. He jumps on one foot while holding his other foot. He screams ouch as he jumps.
"Princess Honey asks us to assist you," says Crystal.
"Princess Honey?! Wow, she really cared for me."
"Or she thinks you're a klumsy klutz," says Darkwing. He looks at Kid Klown and sees him falls into the spiked hole. He watches as Kid Klown screams as he jumps out of the hole, holding his bottom. "Now I see why she called you a klutz."
"Did you say clumsy with a 'C' or a 'K'?" says Crystal.
"I think I said it with a 'K'."
Me and Kid Klown run into the water on the floor. The water splashes on our faces. We walk forward and get the water out of our faces. I copy Kid Klown and shake the water off me. Kid goes for another white and red ball where he gets a coin. He gets more coins from the other ball.
"I have no idea where this fuse is going," says Darkwing. "Sonic, can you run ahead and see where that fuse goes to?"
Sonic tries to run fast. He can't run fast. That sticky thing stops Sonic from running fast. He can only run at the same speed as us. "We can't run, we got our legs stuck with these…sticky things," says Tails as he shows us how their legs are stuck.
"How can you run properly with your legs stuck like that?" says Kid Klown.
We jump over the spikes and Kid Klown gets the ball in the middle. He gets a white ball with a picture on it. We jump down and Kid Klown grabs the next ball. He flies up into the air.
"Hey Kid Klown, where're you going?!" Darkwing shouts. "Tails, fly up there and get him back down."
"I can't, both my tails are stuck together."
"This's not going to go well."
Kid Klown falls back down. He gets his head stuck in the floor again. We go past the cannons and pull Kid Klown out. We all fall backward where we get hit by the cannon. I am lucky that I didn't get hit as my friends are in front of me. My friends all get burnt as we all jump forward. The fire is gone and my friends all look very burnt. They shake it off. It seems I look burnt too as Crystal cleans me up with a tissue. We go forward where we get blown away by the wind. We fall past the trees and onto the other side. We are very dizzy from that. We turn around and see more rolling trees coming toward us. Kid Klown screams and has big eyes when he sees that. We all scream and run down the hill. We stay in the middle, jumping over the spikes and a bush. We jump over the hole of spikes and go around the banana on the floor. Kid Klown opens the ball that has a white ball with a picture of a red heart on it. We jump over another hole of spikes. Those rolling trees act like platforms when they fall into the holes of spikes. I think I hear something. I look on my left. I think I saw something there. We go down the hill, avoiding the spikes on the floor. There are little blue balls on the rope. Near them are coins that we can collect. We get a coin from the red and white ball near us. We keep going forward. We hear something behind us. We look behind and see a sharp thing behind us. We all scream when we see that.
"That axe wasn't there before!" Darkwing shouts.
We all run forward. More axes come flying at us. We move left and right and jump over the axes to avoid them. We open a ball that has a white ball with a picture of a red diamond on it. We keep going, avoiding the flying axes. One of the axes cuts Kid Klown's nose off. Kid Klown hides his face with one hand and tries to get his nose with his other hand. He can't see where it is. I quickly go to him, pick up the red round nose and give him his nose back. Kid Klown thanks me. We carry on running. Kid Klown and Darkwing fall on the bananas on the floor. Sonic accidentally jumps into the water. That water is deep? Sonic's head is on top of the water with his hands at the front. His body is stuck in the water. Me and Amy pull Sonic out of the water. We keep going forward, avoiding more flying axes. Kid Klown jumps and gets the ball. The ball drops a blue ball on Kid Klown's hand.
"Kid… I don't think you should be holding that," says Darkwing.
The blue ball blows up. That was a bomb. Kid Klown looks really burnt. He's still holding out his hand. I can see his eyes opening and closing. It looks really funny like in those funny cartoons. Kid Klown shakes the burnt off. We go down the hill. We move to the side to avoid the cannon in front of us. Me and Kid Klown run into the bushes at the sides. We keep running but something is holding us back.
"Julie, don't move!" Amy shouts to me.
Amy and Crystal hold me while Darkwing pulls something off the bush. Oh, that's why I wasn't moving. I got my dress stuck on the bush. I look and see that Kid Klown also got something stuck in the bush. Before Sonic and Tails could do something about that, the piece of clothes that got stuck on the bush gets off and hits Kid Klown right at his back. Kid Klown jumps up and down while screaming ouch.
"That sounds really painful and it's gonna leave a mark there," says Darkwing.
We keep going forward where we get coin from a ball. We go forward toward the bridge. We get another white ball with a picture on it from the white and red ball. We cross the bridge where Kid Klown pulls open more balls. One of the balls falls down on him. He is very flat. Darkwing helps him to get back to normal. We avoid the cannon and the bushes as we jump down the road. We all fall over the rope. I hear someone laughing. We all turn and see Blackjack laughing and clapping his hands.
Darkwing pulls up his sleeve as he's about to go to Blackjack and punch him. "Why I oughta-"
The fire goes past us. "We got to get going Darkwing! He's just distracting us," says Tails.
We jump over the bushes and go round the waters. We find a big bomb at the bridge. Kid Klown kicks the bomb away.
"So that's where the fuse was going. It goes all the way here. If we haven't kicked that bomb away, it would have blown that bridge down and we wouldn't be able to carry on," says Darkwing.
"I'm just glad I made it," says Kid Klown.
Kid Klown wipes his head. All four balls come out. They look like the same pictures that are on the cards. We got the heart, diamond, spade and club. They come together to make a key. A red heart also appears. Kid Klown gets them. We go across the bridge. We are resting up now. Darkwing, Crystal and Amy are trying to get the sticky things off Sonic and Tails, still no good. Me and Kid Klown are playing a bonus game. There are nine holes and you need to hit Blackjacks. Don't hit Kid Klown or else Kid Klown gets hurt. Also, don't hit Princess Honey as that will cause the timer to go down really fast. After the bonus game, we carry on to the next stage. We climb out of the manhole.
"Eww, there has to be another way than that," says Crystal. She does not like that.
"Crime fighters do whenever they can, including going through sewers," Darkwing says to Crystal.
"Especially when it's smelly?" Tails asks.
Darkwing nods his head and says, "Especially when it's smelly."
We see the fire going forward. Kid Klown screams with big eyes. We all run after it. I look behind and see Blackjack running into the wall. A flower in a pot falls down and hits him on the head. I laugh at that. Water comes at us and pushes us to the side. We get the water off us and shake the rest of the water off. We keep going forward. Kid Klown stops.
"Kid, this is no time to stop! What's wrong!" says Darkwing.
Kid Klown is looking up. We all look up. We scream as we see lots of bombs falling on us. We all quickly run forward to avoid the falling bombs. We get the spade ball in one of the balls here. We go on this red board that bounces us across. We avoid the moving wheels that come from the wooden walls on the left. We trip and fall on a little drink can.
"They were right when they said fizzy drinks are bad for you," says Darkwing. "You know what else it's bad… littering. If I ever find the person who's been littering this place with soda cans, I'll be forcing them to clean up their mess as well as giving them a big lecture…and maybe a fine."
We quickly get up and run forward to avoid the falling bombs. We bounce across using the red board. We bounce high up on the next red board. We fly up really high. We collect coins that are in the air. We accidentally hit the flying grey things. We fall back down.
"Ouch! I felt like I got hit on the head with a 100tons weight," says Darkwing.
"That's exactly what happened," says Tails.
"Wait, really?! Why are there heavy weights up there?!"
We are back down. We bounce across on the red boards, collecting coins from the balls. We bounce through the wall using the red board. We run round the yellow and black thing, and the banana on the floor. We climb up the next wall and fall down into the can. We find ourselves falling down in what looks like a mountain.
"Wait a second! How did we ended up here?!" asks Darkwing.
"I'm confused too. This place is too big to be in that small can," says Amy.
"Really?! These kinds of things are normal on Klown Planet," Kid Klown says to us.
We fall down, collecting the coins and avoiding the spiked floors. We make it to the bottom where we get a power up. We fall onto the spiked floor which causes us to jump back up.
"Ouch! There must be a gentler way to get back up," says Crystal.
We are back out. Kid Klown is still stuck in the can. We help him to get out. We can't stop jumping.
"Hey! Why can't I stop jumping?" says Darkwing.
"It's because of the shoes," I say.
"Julie, I don't wear shoes," Darkwing says to me.
"It's that power up we got. It's jumping shoes that make us jump all the time."
"I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing."
I look on my right. Blackjack is in trouble with the police. He must have done something with his car. We jump forward, avoiding the yellow and black things. I accidentally jump on the yellow and black thing and fall down. Crystal and Amy accidentally crash into the yellow and black things. They fall down on their backs. We get back up and carry on jumping forward. We find the heart ball in the ball above the cement. We jump across the cement. It is hard to walk in the cement. We keep jumping forward. I think I hear something. I think someone was there on my left. We keep going, collecting all the balls and avoiding the dangers. I see a manhole on the left moving in front of us. The manhole opens and we stop before we can crash into that manhole.
"Where did that came from?! It wasn't there before," says Tails.
We jump round the manhole. We see Blackjack in the manhole. He's the one who moved the manhole. We want to get him but we have to stop the bomb. We keep jumping forward. After a while, we can now run. The jumping power up runs out. We carry on running forward. We jump out of the way of the water at the side. We collect a diamond ball in one of the balls. We keep going forward to a road. Lots of cars go left and right. Kid Klown jumps onto the road. He accidentally jumps onto the top of the blue car. He falls down but catches the wire of the ball. He pulls the wire down and gets a coin. That's a cool trick there! He nearly fallen onto the floor but saved himself by grabbing the wire of the ball.
"Julie, don't do what Kid Klown just did. Look both ways before crossing the road. Left and right, left and right, keep an eye out for any cars," says Darkwing.
Darkwing helps me to cross the road. We all carefully cross the road while avoiding the cars. We keep going. I don't know why but Sonic tries to quickly run to Kid Klown. Because of the sticky thing, Sonic trips and crashes into Kid Klown. They both bounce forward. Blackjack runs out of the walls and right under them as they bounce over him. Blackjack was hiding in the walls. I did notice his leg sticking out a bit from the wall but I didn't think Blackjack would run out like that. Blackjack runs onto the road. Amy covers my eyes with her hands so that I don't see him crash into the car. I can still hear it. I hear a car going and then a crash. When she takes her hands away, I see a car wheel rolls in front of us and a broken car door falling onto the floor. Kid Klown raises his hands up and gives us a look that says 'I don't know what happened'. He looks kinda sad. Is he sad that Blackjack had an accident with the car?
"Julie, that's why you must always look both ways before crossing the road," Darkwing says to me.
We keep going. We go round the yellow and black things. There are falling pots from the sky. We carefully run forward while avoiding the falling pots. We quickly jump across the road using the red board. The cars honk at us as we cross the road. Kid Klown actually runs into one of the cars. He is very flat on the floor. He pulls himself back up and quickly crosses the road. That was very dangerous and we shouldn't be doing that. We avoid the wheels that come out of the side. We jump down the hole where we are in a secret room. There are moving platforms in here. There are the dangerous spiked platforms and platforms that move in and out. We carefully jump across the spiked platforms. We time it right and jump across the platforms that are moving in and out. We jump over the spiked platform and get the power up. We are back in the hole. We go forward to the end of the hole where we quickly jump out of the hole and run across the street really fast. We crash into the manhole that just opens in front of us. We all fall down on our backs. I didn't hurt myself too badly. I crashed into the back of my friends who crashed into the manhole. My friends are on top of me. Kid Klown is very dizzy from that. We quickly get back up and look at the back of the manhole. We see Blackjack in the manhole. It looks like he is seeing stars and he doesn't look too well. I think the top part of the manhole hit him on the head when we crashed into it.
"Looks like he has a huge headache," says Darkwing. He is talking weird because his mouth is broken. He pulls his mouth into the right place.
"Serve him right for knocking us down with the manhole cover," says Crystal. She is also talking weird because of her broken mouth. She pulls her mouth into the right place.
This power up we got is good. It's the muscle power up. We can quickly get back up if we crash into things. We open a ball near the manhole. We get the club ball from it. We keep going forward, avoiding the manholes on the floor. Blackjack is still trying to get us with the manholes. We see the big bomb on the road. We quickly go toward it. We get hit by the water at the side. We are very quick to get back up and shake the water out. It's a good thing we got that power up. We go to the bomb and kick it away. We all breathe out as we make it. We are glad that we make it. Kid Klown wipes his head again. The four round things come together to make another key. Kid Klown also get another heart. We go across the road. Kid Klown looks behind him. Is he worried that someone is following us? I go to Kid Klown while my friends rest up. I think I see Blackjack running away. Was he playing with Kid Klown? Kid Klown is at the table. On the table are two round white things. Kid Klown tells me how to play it. To win you need to hit the black round thing into your opponent side while keeping it away from your side. You use the round white thing to hit the black round thing to your opponent side. I play and lose to Kid Klown.
"Don't worry Julie. I lost too, several times," says Kid Klown. I smile at Kid Klown. I have fun playing with him. We go to the next stage. "I can't wait to rescue Princess Honey. Once I rescued her, we'll be together cause I'm very groovy and-"
"Not going to happen," Darkwing says to Kid Klown. We all look at Darkwing.
"Why's that?" Kid Klown asks him.
"She's into cool guys not groovy guys. She'll get married to someone much cooler than you."
Kid Klown looks so surprised…or is he panicking? "What am I going to do?!"
"First off, you need to act calm and most importantly; cool. Once you rescue her, carry her in your arms and walk manly. Oh, and say something heroic when you go past the villain," Darkwing says to Kid Klown.
"Once rescue her, carry her in my arms and walk manly. And say something heroic, got it," says Kid Klown.
We walk down the mountain path to see Blackjack lighting the rope on fire. We all panic when we see that the fire starts moving down the rope. We quickly run after it only for all of us to fall down. I look behind to see that Blackjack lefts one of his legs out, tripping all of us over. We all angrily look at him. Blackjack smiles at us and then runs off. He runs off onto…nothing. He is very confused that he isn't going anywhere so he looks down and realizes that he ran onto nothing. He falls down.
"Ha ha ha, take that Blackjack!" I shout. Sonic taps me on my shoulder and points at the fire which is still going. "Oh no!" I realize that we need to stop that bomb.
We quickly open the ball and get the red 'HP' ball. We run down the hill. Kid Klown stops and looks behind. We go to Kid Klown and grab him.
"Kid Klown, this is no time to stop! The fuse has already got a head start!" Darkwing shouts.
We all scream when we see why Kid Klown stopped. Big rocks come rolling down on us. We quickly run down the hill. We avoid the fires from the side and the rocks that roll down toward us. We get a ball here that has a coin in it and quickly run forward. A big rock nearly falls on us. We make it past before it can fall on us. I look behind and up to see Blackjack looking dizzy up there. He was trying to push that big rock on us. We jump over the fires that come out of the side. We quickly move to the side to avoid the rolling big rock. We get the spade ball in the ball. We carefully move forward while avoiding the falling big rocks. We pick up the red 'HP' ball and quickly go forward. Sonic pulls me back as my friends get burnt by the fire at the side. We couldn't jump it as the fires block the whole path. We shake the burnt off and go get the heart ball from the ball. More fires block our path. We wait for them to stop before we quickly go past them. We keep going forward. There are a lot of coins near that blue ball over there. We go to get it. We hear something falling behind us. We look behind and see Blackjack with a big hammer. He looks evilly at us. We scream and run. We go to get the coins but the fire on the rope hit the blue ball and made it blow up. The coins got blow up too. Those little blue balls on the rope are actually bombs. They will blow up when the fire hit them and blow up any coins near them. We quickly run away as Blackjack chases after us. Blackjack tries to hit Kid Klown with his hammer. We pull Kid Klown away from Blackjack.
"He's getting serious now," says Tails. He and Kid Klown jump out of the way as Blackjack tries to hit them.
"Just be lucky he's not using a chainsaw," says Darkwing.
We keep running away from him. We find and open a ball. I look back and see Blackjack looking up. Why is he looking up? A big rock falls down and squashes him. Blackjack is very flat on the floor. I laugh. We got him! Blackjack moves away. He is still flat. We grab the blue and white ball. We float down the mountain, avoiding the spiked floors on our way down. We let go of the blue and white ball when we reach the bottom. We go forward and avoid a falling rock. There's a wave of lava coming out of the hole. We time it so that we can go past them without touching the lava. We get the diamond from the ball here. We keep going, avoiding more lava and falling rocks. We go on a thin path. There're lavas everywhere. We carefully run down the thin path. Lavas come out of the lava and over the thin path like a jumping worm. We quickly run past them before they jump over the thin path. We jump over the little round lavas on the floor. We keep going, avoiding the jumping lavas. We jump over another little round lava on the floor. We get burnt by the small jumping lavas that jump over the little round lava. I am able to avoid it as I didn't jump too high. We shake off the burns and keep going forward. We go onto the grey floor. There are spikes on the grey floor. I look across the lava and see the fire on the other side of the lava. The fire is still going through the rope on the floor. We need to beat that fire before it reaches the bomb. Kid Klown stops and looks back.
Kid Klown screams, "The floor is falling!"
We look behind and see that the floor we are on is falling. They are falling one by one. If we don't hurry, we will fall down into the lava. We all quickly run forward, jumping over the spikes on the floor. We keep going and make it out of the lava place. We get the club ball in one of the balls here. We go round the big rocks as they fall down. The fire is nearly to the bomb! We quickly run toward the bomb while avoiding the falling rocks. We make it just in time. We kick the bomb before the fire can get to it. That was very close. Kid Klown wipes his head. Me, Darkwing, Crystal and Kid Klown are tired from running very fast. We get a key and a heart. We go out of the mountain and rest up. We play the bonus game before going to the next stage.
We all fall down on the ice. Kid Klown gets his head stuck into the ice. I am lucky that I didn't fall on the ice. I look down and see that I am on top of Sonic, Tails, Amy, Darkwing and Crystal who are on the ice.
"Next time could we take an easy path, one that doesn't involve falling down from a very high place," says Darkwing. He isn't too happy about it.
I look behind and see Blackjack lighting the rope again. "We need to go now!" I say.
I get off my friends and help them to get up. We then help pull Kid Klown out of the floor. The fire goes past us. We run after the fire. I look behind and see Blackjack getting squash by the falling ice blocks. It's very hard to run on ice. I keep falling down. We can't stop properly as we slide a bit forward before stopping. Kid Klown puts his arms out and slides on one foot when he stops running. It looks really good. We get a spade ball from one of the balls. We slide across the ice, trying to avoid the small ice walls. Darkwing and Sonic crash into small ice walls and break it. The broken ice walls are dangerous to go over. I see Kid Klown going through it and jumping forward holding his feet while screaming ouch. The broken ice must be sharp. We jump across the jumping ice blocks to get across. Kid Klown grabs the wire of the ball and flies up again.
"Not again," says Darkwing.
We jump across more jumping ice blocks. We follow Kid Klown's shadow. We stand on the shadow when it stops. I can hear Kid Klown falling. We wait for him to come down. We try to catch him. Kid Klown falls on top of us. We all fall down.
"Thanks for catching me," says Kid Klown.
We get back up and go forward. We quickly go down the hill. It is very hard to stop. We fall down when we try to stop. There are three balls in the air. Kid Klown grabs the first one. The ball falls down on Kid Klown. Kid Klown moves to the left and avoid the falling ball. He gets the next ball which is a coin. The last ball has the HP ball which makes Kid Klown feels better. We jump down. We see Kid Klown looking back. We look back and see a scary face looking at us. We all scream and run away from him. I look back and see that we are not moving away from him. His eyes turn red as he shoots fires from his eyes. The fires go in front of us and move toward us. We jump over them to avoid them. We get burnt by some of the fires. I notice we are getting closer to the blue monster face behind us. I tell my friends that we need to run quicker. We couldn't run away from him. We get pull in. Darkwing grabs me and holds me out at the front. I notice that my friends are going blue when we fall back onto the blue monster face. We all jump high up and forward.
"What happen?" I ask.
"Frostbite," says Darkwing.
I don't know what that is, must be something to do with being too cold. We carry on running forward while avoiding the fires and the blue monster face. We jump down. We are not moving toward the blue monster face anymore. The blue monster face has a big mouth. The floor we were on was being pulled into his mouth. That's why we were being pull to him, the floor we were on was moving us toward him. I hear the blue monster face as he tries to pull us in with his mouth. We all run forward away from him. We quickly run forward to avoid the falling ice blocks. We jump over the moving ice blocks and avoid the falling pointed ices and the broken ice. We get the heart ball from one of the balls. I see Blackjack in one of the ice blocks. It looks like he was falling until he got turned into an ice block. We keep going forward, avoiding more falling pointed ices. We move around the waters that shoot up and turn to ices. We find the diamond ball in one of the balls. We jump down and keep going forward. Blackjack looks like he is pulling a face at us while in an ice block. We get a bomb from one of the balls. There is no way we can avoid that once we open it.
We go forward and jump over the moving ice blocks that quickly move from the side. It is easy to avoid them when you jump over them. More moving ice blocks come toward us. We avoid them by jumping over them. We keep going forward. We quickly run down the hill. I hear something behind us. We look behind and see Blackjack in a snow machine. He puts us on ice using his gun. We jump about to break the ice. We move left and right, jumping about to avoid his attacks. After a while, he moves past us and crashes at the bottom of the hill. We get the club ball from one of the balls at the bottom of the hill. Blackjack is frozen in ice at the bottom. I think that's Blackjack, it's very hard to see through that ice. His gun is shooting out little water. The snow machine is broken on the spiked floor. We quickly jump across the moving ice blocks. The fire is nearly to the bomb. We quickly kick the bomb away before the fire can get to it. We get another heart and key. We rest up and play a bonus game. After that, we go to the next stage. We all fall onto something before we fall to the floor.
"You and your shortcut!" says Darkwing, not too happy again. We all get up. It's very dark in here. "There's something behind us, isn't there?"
We all hear it. We look back and see two yellow eyes. We scream and quickly run away. Something pulls us down into the floor. There are hands in the floor. We quickly get up and quickly run forward. There are things falling down from the top. We avoid the falling things and hands, and get the spade ball from one of the balls. We keep running forward. Kid Klown looks behind.
"Kid, stop looking behind you and keep running!" says Darkwing. Darkwing looks back and screams, "Ghost!"
I look back and see a ghost with mean yellow eyes. He is moving toward us, chasing us. We keep running away from the ghost. We keep running forward, jumping over spiked holes and avoiding the falling things. We grab the rope things and ride it across the big hole. We keep running forward while getting the balls. Bars come down and block Kid Klown and Darkwing. Me, Crystal, Sonic, Tails and Amy are able to get past before the bars come down. Kid Klown and Darkwing try their best to squeeze through the bars. We help by pulling them. They get through the bars and fall onto the floor.
"It's a good thing we are thin," says Kid Klown.
"So you don't think I look fat?" says Darkwing.
"No, why?"
"Just been on a diet, that's all."
The ghost goes to Kid Klown and Darkwing. He licks them at their backs with his big tongue. Kid Klown and Darkwing go blue and both of them jump into the air while screaming. They come back down and we all run.
"That's gross! That's very gross!" Darkwing shouts.
"It is!" shouts Kid Klown.
We quickly run and grab the rope to get across. We run forward before the bars could come down on us. We get a heart ball from one of the balls here. We avoid the hands on the floor and ride the rope things across. We run down the hill. I think I see Blackjack trying to get back up. He couldn't get up and falls down. We jump over the hands and use the rope thing to get across the hole. We keep going forward where we get the diamond ball from one of the balls. It's too far for us to jump over the spiked hole. The face on the wall puts out his tongue. His tongue is very straight.
"Do you expect me to grab that?! That's disguising!" says Crystal.
"You rather grab that tongue or get lick by that!" says Darkwing as he points at the ghost. "And believe me, you don't want to get lick by the ghost!"
We all quickly jump and grab the tongue and then jump to the other side. We keep going; avoiding the falling things, and using the wall faces' tongues to get across. We open all the balls until we get the club ball. We ride the rope thing across. We keep running forward. It's getting a bit brighter in here. I slow down and look down on the floor.
"What's the matter, Julie?" Tails asks me.
"I think I step on something," I say.
Darkwing, who is way behind us, runs toward us. "It must be nothi-" Darkwing makes it to us and then looks at the floor. "I think I step on something too."
We keep walking forward as we look at the floor behind us and see Blackjack on the floor.
"What's he doing on the floor?" Tails asks.
"Judging by what he is wearing, I'm guessing he is trying to scare us with that vampire outfit," says Darkwing.
"But what would that do?"
Just then, bars fall down behind us, blocking that path. "Judging by that, he's trying to distract us long enough for those bars to come down, trapping us inside," says Darkwing.
"Guess he didn't count on us walking over him," says Amy.
We quickly run to the bomb before the fire can get to it. Kid Klown kicks the bomb away and wipes his head. He gets another heart and a key. We walk toward the next place.
Sonic is still trying to get the sticky thing off his legs. "I'm still stuck too," Tails says to Sonic.
Kid Klown looks at them. "You still got sticky bubble gums stuck on you?" he asks.
"These are bubble gums?!" says Darkwing.
"Yeah, I get stuck in them as well. Oh yeah, I got something for that." Kid Klown takes out a bottle. He sprays it on the sticky things that are stuck on Sonic and Tails. The sticky things fall off. Sonic and Tails can run now.
"You had that the whole time?! You could have used it sooner! It would have made this whole thing a lot easier," says Darkwing.
"Really, how?" Kid Klown asks.
"Sonic is the fastest. He runs as fast as the speed of sound," says Amy.
"That's why his name is Sonic," says Darkwing.
"Speed of sound? That's really fast," says Kid Klown. He is surprised to hear that. Sonic and Tails quickly run around. They are both happy that they can run very fast again. "Wow! You are really fast!" says Kid Klown. He was watching Sonic and Tails with big eyes. He can't believe how very fast they are.
"But because of the bubble gums, Sonic and Tails cannot run very fast," says Crystal.
"So if we had got rid of the bubble gums on Sonic and Tails, they could have quickly and easily run to the bombs. Then we wouldn't have to go through all that trouble," says Kid Klown.
"That's right… You did notice the bubble gums, didn't you?" says Darkwing.
"I did notice it. I saw Sonic and Tails with bubble gums stuck on them on the first stage… I could have done it right there. Oops!" says Kid Klown.
"You're really are a Klutz," says Darkwing. He is covering his face with his hand. We make it to Princess Honey who is trapped in a room, looking very worried. "Okay Kid Klown, this is it! Remember what I said," says Darkwing.
"Act calm and cool…and say something heroic," says Kid Klown.
"You forgot one important thing," says Crystal. She points at Princess Honey and then says, "Rescuing her."
"Oh, yeah!" Kid Klown quickly runs to where Princess Honey is. There is a green machine with ten key holes; five at the top and five at the bottom. "What do I do?"
We all hide behind the wall, watching him. "Kid, why don't you start by using the keys to free her," Darkwing quietly says from behind the wall.
Kid Klown puts one of the keys into the bottom key hole near the left corner. It doesn't open the bars and Princess Honey is still stuck in there. Kid Klown starts to panic. "Oh no!"
"Kid, remain calm and cool!"
Kid Klown stops panicking. "Oh yeah, act calm and cool." He takes a deep breath. "Don't worry princess, I'll rescue you."
I'm about to move in to help Kid Klown but Darkwing stops me. I look at Darkwing. "Why can't we help him?"
"Kid Klown needs to do this on his own in order to show Princess Honey what a cool hero he is. That way, she will fall in love with him," Darkwing says to me.
"But that doesn't mean we can't help him from behind here," says Amy. She quietly says to Kid Klown, "Try putting it in the middle top."
Kid Klown puts another key in the middle top. It still won't open. I can hear the beeping going very quick when Kid Klown puts the keys in.
"We got a problem, there're ten keyholes and only five keys. He already used two of them," says Tails.
"Ten keyholes and only five keys… Kid Klown has a 50/50 chance of getting the right one," says Darkwing. "He has three keys left now and eight keyholes to choose from."
"But if only one of those keyholes is right… His chances are very low," says Tails.
"Yeah… I was about to say that," says Darkwing. He takes out a calculator and puts in some numbers while looking in a book. "Let me see… If we got ten keyholes and only one of them is right… Then…there's 10% chance that he'll get the right one. Those odds aren't good."
I say quietly to Kid Klown, "Put it in the middle bottom." Kid Klown puts another key in the middle bottom. It's still not opening. I then say, "Put it in the bottom right."
Kid Klown puts another key in the bottom right. This frees Princess Honey. She jumps up for joy, happy to be free. I think I get it now, we need to put the keys in certain order to open it. We watch Kid Klown carries her out in his arms. Oh, that wasn't her mouth, it's her nose. I thought her nose was her mouth. She's a clown just like Kid Klown.
Kid Klown walks past Blackjack who is still knocked out from before. "Ha! Take that, Blackjack! You rotten space pirate!"
"Grrr! You win, Kid," says Blackjack.
"Oh wow! What happened? Did you save me, Kid?!" says Princess Honey. "Oh Kid! You're so stylin'!"
Darkwing quickly grabs me by my shoulders and pulls me away. "Come on everybody! Let's give them some privacy."
We all left them alone. The portal shows up and takes us back to the room. The game is still in. I see Princess Honey with Kid Klown. What's that in Kid Klown's mouth? Is Princess Honey feeding him grapes while Kid Klown is lying down on her knees? Darkwing covers my eyes while Amy presses the button on the console. The game is back to the beginning.
"Are we playing?" Amy asks us.
"Sure, didn't I said that I'm a pro at video games?" says Darkwing.
I play the game. It's just like when we were in that world. We must stop Blackjack by getting to the end and kick the big bombs away. I go through the first stage. I miss some of the flying balls. When you go past them, they fly away. You can't go back to get them. I keep falling into spiked holes, getting hit by cannons, getting squash by falling red and white ball, and getting blown up. Near the end of the stage I remember Blackjack with the rope. I jump over the rope. I laugh as I see Blackjack looks at Kid Klown with a face that says 'What?!' He couldn't believe that Kid Klown avoid his rope trap. I make it to the end. Kid Klown wipes his head. He shows us the four balls. I missed two of them. Kid Klown screams as his eyes go big. We need all four balls or else we can't go to the next stage. He runs back to the start of the stage. Blackjack comes in and puts another big bomb there. The screen changes and the words 'Not again!' come on. The screen then changes to Kid Klown who makes it to the start of the first stage. He's very tired from running back to the start. He sees Blackjack lighting the rope on fire and he screams with big eyes when he sees the fire going through the rope. I do the stage again. The balls that I already got are back but they don't drop any coins. Instead, they just fly away. I make sure to get all the balls before finishing the stage. I get the key but no heart. Where's the heart?
On the second stage, I do okay. I forget that Blackjack is waiting at one of the walls. I forget to jump over him. I get hit by Blackjack which sends me to the road and Kid Klown ends up crashing into the car instead of Blackjack. Kid Klown is very dizzy from that. I also accidentally jump onto the manhole top part when Blackjack opens it. I bounce off and fall onto the floor. I laugh when I see that I hit BlackJack with the top part of the manhole. I notice that if you crash into things, you can quickly get back up by pressing lots of buttons on the controller. That will speed things up. I make it to the end where I miss three of the balls. Not again, I have to do that stage again! I do it again and make sure to get everything.
The third stage I make sure to jump over Blackjack's feet so that I don't fall down. I do good in this stage except for the last bit. I keep falling into the lavas and going on spiked floor. I nearly didn't make it. Have to do the stage again as I missed one of the balls, not again! The first three stages I like but I'm not sure about the ice stage. I have problem moving and stopping on the ice. I try running past the moving ice blocks coming from the side but that causes me to fall to the side. Kid Klown jumps high up out of the side and falls into the floor and getting his head stuck in the floor. I have to press the buttons a lot to quickly get back up. I lose all the HP which means a game over. Kid Klown gets dizzy and falls down when this happens. I can still continue but I have to start the fourth stage again from the start. I make it to the end after falling a lot, getting hit by ice blocks, crashing into the ice blocks, and getting frozen by Blackjack.
The last stage is not too bad. I keep getting grab by the hands on the floor. I also lose a nose when those falling things fall down in front of Kid Klown. I keep crashing into things. The ghost catches up to me and licks Kid Klown on his back. I see Darkwing looking a bit blue in his face when he sees that. I don't think he like that. It takes me a while but I make it to the end with all four balls and very little HP. You need to get all four balls on your first try to get the heart. I go to the last part where I need to free Princess Honey using the five keys. I put all five keys in different places. It does not open. Nothing is happening. I look around and notice a number at the right of the green machine. Oh, there was a timer there. The beeping noise that I heard when I put the keys in, it must have made the number go down quickly. The number is still going down and there is nothing I can do about it. The number reaches zero and a big bomb shows up in front of Princess Honey. She blows up. Princess Honey looks very burnt with big eyes. I get the ending where the King isn't happy and Princess Honey looks very messy.
"Ouch! On your first try Julie," says Darkwing. "Don't worry, you'll get it next time."
"So that is what will happen if Kid Klown does not succeed in rescuing Princess Honey," says Crystal.
"Can you imagine how that would go?" says Darkwing.
I imagine us looking inside the castle as we watch Kid Klown cleans the floor. Princess Honey is in the chair, looking really angry about what just happened to her.
The King is shouting at Kid Klown, "What kind of hero are you?! My daughter's a mess! I hereby demote you to castle janitor!"
"Hey, at least he got her back," says Darkwing.
"But not in the best condition," says Crystal.
"Don't worry Kid, you should be able to finish cleaning by the end of the day," says Tails.
"And then he'll be cleaning the next day and the day after that and the day after that," says Darkwing.
"Some days you just can't win…" says Kid Klown.
"I know the feeling," says Darkwing. "You can't win them all." We all let out a sad sound.
"What a drag!" says Princess Honey.
"We'll meet again, Kid!" says Blackjack. I see him hiding behind the wall.
"Is your imagination finishes, Julie?" says Darkwing.
I look at Darkwing. "Huh?"
"You are imagining us in this scenario so we decided to play along with you," says Crystal.
Oh, so my friends were imagining it too. We are very glad that this did not happen to Kid Klown when we helped him. My friends each try to play the game. Some of us didn't make it in time to stop the big bomb. In the first stage, the bridge falls down when the big bomb blows up. On the second stage, the whole road falls down and makes a very big hole which I am very surprised to see. The third stage, the big rocks fall down and block the path. Darkwing plays on the fifth stage where he misses running over Blackjack on the floor near the end of the stage. Because of this, Blackjack comes out and scares Kid Klown. Kid Klown looks back and see Blackjack as a scary vampire. He screams with big eyes and tries to run away but the bars fall down, blocking him in. Kid Klown is very scared by the vampire that he quickly goes through the bars. That takes a while to get through. The fire makes it to the bomb before Darkwing can get to it. Darkwing has to try the stage again as the rocks block his path. I play the game again. I didn't get all the hearts on all the stages. I find out that you won't get the heart if you lose a life. After several more tries, I make it to the final stage. I make a guess and put the keys in. I get it open on my third key. I finish the game properly. I imagine this ending too.
Kid Klown happily hold Princess Honey's hand and says, "Yes! I did it! I busted Blackjack! Now Honey will realize what a groovy dude I really am and marry me!"
"Kid, did you forget what I said to you?" says Darkwing. Sonic gives us a look that says 'Looks like Kid Klown forgot'.
"Take me back to my palace immediately!" says Princess Honey.
We then see Kid Klown who is sad. In the back is the King, Princess Honey, a guy holding an umbrella, and another guy with Princess Honey. The King says to Kid Klown, "Thanks for rescuing my daughter! Now she can marry Prince Studley Klown of Klownistan!"
"See ya, Kid! Prince Studley is so cool!"
"What?! But I thought…" says Kid Klown.
"I did warn him," says Darkwing.
"Look on the bright side, they might invited you to their wedding," says Crystal.
"But…Princess Honey… I…."
Sonic, Tails and Amy pat Kid Klown on his back. "Don't worry Kid, love will find a way somehow," says Amy.
I finish imagining it. Getting everything in every stage is very hard, we need all the hearts on all five stages to get the best ending. We still get the hard mode where it gets really hard. We could lose all the lives and continues which means we need to start the game again. We eventually get everything on normal mode after several tries. We have lots of fun with this. After that, we go back to our homes.
And the game is Kid Klown in Crazy Chase. I love playing that game as a kid. I love how it looked like a cartoon. On my first playthrough I remember that I got the bad ending where Princess Honey got blown up. Yeah... Got that on my first try. I tried again and got the second ending where I didn't get all the hearts. And I tried again and again until I finally got the best ending. I must be remembering it wrong because I thought the best ending was of Honey feeding Kid Klown grapes. I remember in primary school, I imagined me and my class going through the third stage and getting trip by Blackjack at the start of the stage. I also love the part in the intro where Honey talked to us. I really want to use that in a school play.