I am going to attempt A Series of Unfortunate Events parody. This is my first one, so please review and tell me how to get better.
I will try this in script. (I'd skip the following parts until it says Summary so that I don't bore you to death.) I'm going to have to tell you a little secret. I used to write in script version.
Summary: A parody of ASoUE (A.K.A. A Series of Unfortunate Events. ) Books of the parody completed: None.
Disclaimer: A Series of Unfortunate Events does not belong to me. I need to tell you though, this is a parody and Lemony Snicket wouldn't make the characters this way. I do, though, own one character, to make it more OOC. The annoying: Bell Chi. I don't have the books with me, so I'm just going to have to guess what they opened up with.
Warnings: There may be pairings, so I'm just warning you now. I will also warn you that everyone will be terribly OOC.
Rating: K+
Lemony: We start our terrible story at Briny Beach. There, the soon-to-be-unfortunate children play, not a care in the world.
Violet: Klaus! Get back here, you brat!
Klaus: I'm telling Dad!
Sunny: zaj? (Who's that?)
Klaus and Violet: SUNNY! You know Dad!
Sunny: hatgn jeng! (Not him, that person emerging from the rain!)
Lemony: (tries to erase rain and write fog) Why won't it delete?
Me: Because, incase you haven't noticed, I took your pencil and paper. It's my story now. Back to the story...
Me: It was, indeed, snowing-
Lemony: Raining.
Me: SNOWING! It was, indeed, snowing and the children couldn't see who was behind the mysterious rain.
Lemony: Snow!
Me: IT WAS RAIN!
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny: It's raining! It's pouring! (In Sunny's case: dfh aefs, dgs!)
Violet: (stops) Who is behind the rain?
Bell Chi: It is me, Bell Chi.
Klaus: Belchy. Bell Chi.
Lemony: THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT AND MR. POE SHOULD BE BEHIND THE FOG! SNOW! RAIN! WHATEVER IT IS!
Me: Not this time, old man. Since you keep on interrupting my narrations, BE GONE!
Lemony: (disappear)
Sunny: fsfht.. fsfht.. (You sound like Belchy...)
Violet: Oh crap. Somebody else is emerging from the rain.
Klaus: DON'T KILL ME! (hide)
Sunny: gdgder! (Wimp!)
Bell : Don't worry; it's got to be Mr. Poe.
Violet: And who are you?
Bell: I'm ten and my name is Bell Chi.
Klaus: (giggle) Belchy...
Bell: WE'VE DISCUSSED THAT, BOOKWORM! Now sit nice and quietly as if you were in character.
Lemony: (appears out of the rain) Well, at least somebody is forcing them into character. Listen to her.
Sunny: dkgfdkbm! (You ain't the boss of us!)
Violet: What if we don't want to be in character!
Klaus: We don't have to if we don't want to!
Sunny: gvf! (Snow!)
Violet: SNOW FIGHT!
Bell and Lemony: (get covered with snow)
Mr. Poe: (appears from the snow) Baudelaires. I am sorry to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Violet: I've always wanted to be magic! Whee!
Lemony: No! No! No! You're supposed to say that their parents have died!
Klaus: STOP LIEING!
Sunny: madadidie (They didn't die, you stalker!)
Mr. Poe: Ah, yes. Wrong message. I am sorry to inform you that your parents have won the lottery.
Violet: Wahoo! I want a gigantic Greenday themed room!
Klaus: YESYESYESYESYES! I want a maid to clean up after my books!
Sunny: cfghsd rfghsdgbgag thdrftj! wrhrfgjgjllsfk rlkhjrjlflsjgfkde! tfhwsdhgkdhgoua! dghjk rghaskhedkjgdhdkhg! (I want candy! I want a big screen T.V.! I want my own clone that can do my homework when I'm older! I want a rock named Mike!)
Bell: YOU WERE ALREADY RICH!
Klaus: Who are you?
Bell: (explodes)
Mr. Poe: Oh my, wrong message.
Violet: Screw up...
Mr. Poe: I am sorry to inform you that your parents have perished in a fire that destroyed your home.
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny: Huh? (In Sunny's case: Wa?)
Mr. Poe: Perished means passed away.
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny: (blank)
Mr. Poe: Passed away means died.
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny: (still blank)
Mr. Poe: Died means no longer alive.
Violet: Big words hurt.
Klaus: No longer alive means that they went to heaven.
Bell: (Unexplodes) FINALLY!
Lemony: YOU GOT IT RIGHT! THANK GOODNESS!
I almost feel sorry for Lemony and Bell; having to deal with everyone else acting so OOC; I said almost; I'll stop, just not yet.