Theme: Truth
Pairings: Hiei/Kurama
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi
A Very Important Thing
"What now?"
"Hello to you too, Hiei."
"Hn. This better be important, Kurama. I have other things to do."
"No, you don't. You were sleeping and were probably planning to do that all day."
"Like I said, other things to do."
"Fine. I do have something to tell you. A very, very important thing."
"Well?"
"Hiei... I'm pregnant."
"Excuse me?"
"I'm pregnant. You know, having a baby. The usual outcome of large amounts of regular sex."
"You. Baby. Me?"
"Yes, the child is yours."
"..."
:thud:
"Hiei? Wake up, Hiei! It was a joke! Yuusuke bet me to do it!"
The End.