A/N Do you all know how difficult it is to write in the voice of an actual person that you don't know? It's hard. By the way, apologies to Jackie Chan. I mean no offence.

A/N2 Also, I have just decided to put this soon after Fragile Balance 703 cause Daniel decided to learn Chinese.

Chapter 2

Major Paul Davis was muttering to himself as he walked up to the posh house in Beverly Hills. 'How do I do this? Of all the things I've done for the Pentagon and the SGC, this is by far the strangest.' The muttering continued until he rang the bell at the door, then he was all professional.

"Good morning. I have a meeting with Mr. Chan. I realize that he is busy so I'd like to hurry this along."

The man at the door stood aside graciously and led him onto the veranda.

Davis's smile was warm and professional as he reached for Jackie's handshake. "Hello, Mr. Chan. I have come asking for your assistance on behalf of the United States government."

Jackie's face broke into a wide smile. "This is story right? I don' t have any . . . say in how movie gets write."

There was a wry smile on Davis's face. "No, sir. We have need of your skills for a consulting job. We have cleared it with the Chinese government so there will be no conflict between our two nations. I can promise you that this will be beyond all imagination if you choose to accept. And, in limited ways, you can use the time spent working for us, in your future movies."

Jackie looked intrigued.

Really, it was getting too easy for Davis to bait this particular hook, no matter the fish.

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The next day, Jackie Chan and his crew were descending into the depths of Cheyenne Mountain. The previous day had been spent messengering the non-disclosure documents back and forth between Jackie's American lawyer. They being all in order, explained, and signed, the Chan crew migrated to Colorado Springs.

People at the gate rubbernecked Major Davis and the Chan crew. People in NORAD tried not to stare. The guard at the elevator on level eleven jaw dropped when he saw who exited the topside elevator.

Once they were finally into the bowels of Cheyenne Mountain, Major Davis led Jackie Chan and party straight to the briefing room. General Hammond and SG-1 turned to meet their guests.

"Mr. Chan, I'm General Hammond. Welcome to the SGC and thank you for coming to our aid. We appreciate any and all assistance you can give us."

"Please, Gen'ral Hammond. I am happy to help. I don't know how much help I would be. Why does United States Air Force need me?"

Mr. Chan, please allow me to make our introductions and then we will explain. Allow me to introduce my second-in-command, Colonel Jack O'Neill. He commands SG-1. To his left is Major Samantha Carter. She is Colonel O'Neill's second and hold a doctorate in theoretical astrophysics. Beyond her is Dr. Daniel Jackson. He holds doctorates in philology, archaeology, and anthropology. To his left is Teal'c, Jaffa warrior and former First Prime to Apophis. Finally, there is Jonas Quinn of Kelowna. Together, they make up SG-1, our premier front line, first contact team."

Teal'c declined his head regally and said, "It is an honor to meet you. I have spent many hours here among the Taur'i watching your movies. I have learned much about your martial arts from them"

Jack and Daniel grinned. It seemed that not even Teal'c was immune to the awe that Hollywood had on modern America.

"Anyway, here's the deal, Mr. Chan," Jack started to launch into an explanation of what was happening..

"Please, everybody, call me Jackie. It will be better than call me Mr. Chan all the time."

"Okay, Jackie, here's the deal. We have been exploring the galaxy from this command. During the course of that, we have managed to make some friends and some enemies."

Daniel interrupted. "One group of people out there are the Jaffa. There are people among them working as allies and as enemies. We have recently encountered a new group of them. We would like to approach them in such a way as to convince them to be our allies. Based on our observations of their culture, we decided an expert in Chinese culture would be in our best interest. I've only just started to learn Chinese and know very little of their culture. Additionally, we felt that an expert in the martial arts could meet them at a warrior level that frankly, no one at the SGC qualifies for."

"See, most of the cultures we've encountered have been derived from those based around the Mediterranean. We have Daniel here as a cultural expert for those. We don't have anyone for Far East cultures." Sam added. "We simply have noone who can meet all of the needs we suddenly find we have."

General Hammond spoke then. "We hope that you will go through the gate to this new world. Observe their culture from a safe distance, and offer your assessment. If Colonel O'Neill agrees, I would like you to aid Dr. Jackson in making the first contact with the people."

Jackie looked over to Major Davis. "You were right!" His face was split in a grin. "This is beyond anything imagined before!"

A/N 3 As always, please review!