Disclaimers 'n' crap: Haihai peeps! I'll be gone most of the weekend and I still have research to do for school, so I'm getting this up while I can! I know it's hard to scrape reviews in the Star Wars section of this site, but I actually got something! Woot! Hope for more to come! I only own Nightshot and Elfonia. Enjoy!

"Oh, you mean this?" said Nightshot, casually "We were just looking around and we found it. Do you know anything about it? And why was it being kept in a classified section?" Internally, Anakin was begging for Nightshot to shut up.

"The classified section?" said Jocasta Nu "Well, I have no idea what it's doing there." Anakin started breathing again "As for what it is…boys, this is a very special document. It's the oldest in the Republic."

"Ah!" said Nightshot "See, Anakin? You were right!"

"But, who were these 'Thousand Knights'?" Anakin asked. Jocasta Nu furrowed her brow.

"The Thousand Knights," she began "Were the very first senators of the Republic, and they were all Jedi. Supposedly, they were the greatest politicians who ever lived. They kept the Republic at a near utopian peace when it was first formed. But then…when their terms were up, they all disappeared."

"All of them?" said Anakin "Where did they disappear to?"

"According to legend, they went to a distant Outer Rim world called Elfonia," said Jocasta Nu.

"But if we know where they are," said Nightshot "Why hasn't anyone gone looking for them?"

"Because," said Jocasta Nu "Not long after the Thousand Knights disappeared, Elfonia itself was destroyed."

"The whole planet?" gasped Nightshot.

"The whole planet," said Jocasta Nu. Anakin looked with disappointment at the floor.

"What's up, big bro?" said Nightshot.

"I know it sounds ridiculous," said Anakin "But I just had this crazy idea that we could go to Elfonia and find the Thousand Knights. I mean, think about it! If they were the greatest politicians who ever lived, they could end the Clone Wars! But it the planet was destroyed…"

"Plus," said Nightshot "That was over 1,000 years ago. Even if Elfonia still existed, they couldnt've lasted this long."

"You obviously haven't looked at Master Yoda lately, have you?" said Anakin.

"You guys are back already?" said Princess Hannah when she saw Anakin and Nightshot emerge from the time warp that lead to their own time. Anakin glared at her. "Oh," she said "Right, sorry, rewind. OMG! Anakin, you're a Jedi Knight! Woot!" She ran up to hug him.

"Well," said Anakin "At least your spirits are up."

"Whadaya mean?" said Hannah "What's going on?" Anakin sighed and opened his mouth…

"We just found out about the 1,000 people who might end the Clone Wars, but it turns out they're all dead," said Nightshot. Anakin closed his mouth.

"Yeah," he said "What he said."

"Ouch," said Hannah.

"Sorry," said a voice behind Anakin "Did I miss the homecoming?"

"Oh," said Hannah "Hey, Asajj." Asajj Ventress and Anakin had pretty much been mortal enemies at one point, at least before Hannah (with the help of a mystical spirit) turned her back from the Dark Side. But, even now, there was still some tension there.

"Funny, Skywalker," said Asajj, reading the glum look on Anakin's face "I'd expect you to be happy after being promoted to a Jedi Knight." Anakin sighed and explained in full detail what had happened in the Archives.

"Elfonia? Destroyed?" said Asajj.

"Yeah," said Anakin.

"It's a lie," said Asajj "Dooku told me. The destruction of Elfonia, the death of the Thousand Knights, it's all a big Sith conspiracy."

Sith conspiracy. I don't know why, but that phrase kinda cracks me up. What is Asajj talking about when she says it? You'll see.