It seemed like it was going to be a good day for Harold! It was his
first time working at Mr. Green's shop alone. Mr. Green had some
errands to run and decided to entrust his shop to Harold, his new
apprentice.
Unfortunately for Harold, Patty went away to see her grandparents. Thus
not only was he at work, but he was lonely and horny. And as we all
know, Harold loves meat...
Mr. Green: "Well Harold, I'm off to run some errands! I trust you
completely with my shop!"
Harold: "You can count on me, Mr. Green!"
Mr. Green: "I know! Make me proud!"
Mr. Green leaves Harold alone.
Three hours pass and there is no business. Harold is bored and
restless.
Harold: "I like this job, but I'm hella bored. And besides, I miss
Patty."
Harold starts getting tense.
Harold: "I miss Patty..."
Harold starts to think about Patty. In fact, he starts to visualize
her face on a hamhock.
Harold: "I'm feeling... all... sweaty... I must stay focused."
Harold starts stroking the hamhock. He takes off his hat, apron, and
blue shirt.
Harold: "Oh Patty!"
Harold takes off his socks and shoes. He keeps stroking the hamhock.
The he feels a huge bulge in his pants. He inspects his genitals and
sees that they're swollen and blue.
Harold: "NO! That's sick! I can't..."
Suddenly Harold starts to hear that song "Touch Myself" on the radio.
He can no longer take it!"
Harold: "I can no longer take it! Patty! I miss you!"
In a fit of passion, Harold rips off his white shirt, his shorts and
his underwear. Completely nude, Harold starts to go for the hamhock!
Harold: "I miss you Patty!"
After screwing the hamhock for a bit, and still unsatisfied, he begins
to take his passion out on the everything else in the shop. And he's
quite messy too.
Harold: "I just couldn't wait any longer! WAAAAHH!"
Eventually Harold returns to the hamhock, and collapses on the floor,
in the middle of the shop, with the hamhock over his crotch. The shop
is covered in... man-goo. Harold is now satisfied and exhausted.
However, Mr. Green is now approaching the shop.
Mr. Green: "Almost there! I can't wait find out how Harold's holding
up!"
For those of you who have read Harold Loves Meat, you should know
what's next! Now you've read the prequel!
THE END...?

The epic saga continues...