Hello! This is my second fanfic. Well, it's not really a fanfic. It's more of a small document of bloopers that occurred on the set of Ocarina of Time. Speaking of which, I don't own The Legend of Zelda, any of its characters, or its game titles.

Bloopers

This scene you'll all remember…the opening movie.

Deku Tree: "In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule...Long have I served as the guardian spirit...I am known as the Deku Tree...The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me. Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy...Navi...Navi, where art thou? Come hither...Navi? Navi? NAVI!"

Director: "Cut! Where the hell is Navi?"

Young Link: "We can't find her."

DT: "I told you to hire Tinkerbelle!"

D: "I did…as Navi's stunt double. Forget it just move on to the next scene."

At this time Young Link attempts to play his ocarina as practice for the next scene. He plays the Song of Time but the last note seems off key. He tries again but the same result occurs.

YL: "Hey Link! Come here a second!"

Link: "What's up shorty?"

YL: "There's something wrong with the ocarina, listen." He proceeds to play the Song of Time again and the last note is still off.

L: "Here let me see." He too plays the Song of Time with the same result. "What the…?" He tries once more but to no avail. "I think there's something stuck in here…" With that he blows into the ocarina and Navi is flung out by the force of the breath and flies into the Deku Tree…WHAM! "…I thought Tinkerbelle was supposed to do the hard stuff…"

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This next scene occurs passed the hole in the training grounds in Kokiri Forest.

After finally making it through the hole, Young Link starts to walk toward the high grass because he heard of an ancient Kokiri weapon that supposedly lied in here. However, a boulder rolls around the corner and he is forced to jump aside. After the boulder rolls away he follows it to another little alcove with a big chest on a stump.

YL: That must be it!

He opens the chest to be greeted by a bright green light. Feeling around for the contents he finds his goal. Lifting it out of the chest and above his head he notices a red timer strapped to 5 sticks of dynamite.

YL: "What the fu-" BANG

(I got this from a website…can't remember which one though.)

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This one occurs when Navi is leading Young Link toward the Great Deku Tree.

Navi and Young Link get passed Mido and head down the pathway when three purple Venus-Flytrap like monsters pop out of the ground.

Navi: "Okay, now this is called the Bobu Baka…No wait the Babu Boka…NO…God damnit, LINE!"

DT: While rolling his eyes, "Should've hired Tinkerbelle…"

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Next one occurs when Link is battling Phantom Ganon in the Forest Temple.

Link shoots Phantom Ganon's dark horse for the third time and it disappears. Phantom Ganon jumps out of the picture with a laugh and prepares his attack. CREAK! He stops in his tracks and looks around at the picture behind him. CREAK! The giant picture falls forward off the wall. Link jumps out of the way just in time but Phantom Ganon stares in disbelief as the painting crushes him. BAM!

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The last one this chapter will be when Link wins Epona from Ingo.

As the gates slam closed Ingo walks away with a wicked laugh emanating from his throat. Link turns and searches the outer wall for a possible escape. Eying the stone walls he estimates Epona's jumping abilities. Deciding she has a chance, he turns Epona toward the wall and orders her to run. Slapping her behind for extra speed, Link guides his new horse towards the wall. 3 feet before the wall Epona leaps up and over the wall. About half way over Link looses his grip on the reigns and slides off the saddle. Epona lands on the other side of the wall in Hyrule Field and Link falls back into the ranch trapped once again.

L: "Pain…much pain…"

I'd like to thank my sister NekoMiko625 for the ideas for the last two bloopers. Incidentally, if any of you reading this fanfic have any ideas, please review and give me your ideas. The ones I like I will include in future chapters and full credit will be given to the ones who suggested them.