Well I think it's time for some more bloopers. I would like to thank all those that have read the first chapter especially Numdenu, beamers, treig, and NekoMiko625 for reviewing; Korrd's Favorites for putting it on his C2 list…which I have no idea means; and a special thanks to Numdenu and treig for putting me on their favorites and alert respectively. As for those who reviewed me with ideas, I will post them. Just check out this chapter. Oh…keep forgetting…I don't own LOZ and wish that I did.

Okay this blooper takes place when Impa and Zelda are escaping Hyrule Castle Town.

Young Link arrives at the gate to the castle town too late as they have already pulled up the bridge for the night. Then to his surprise, the drawbridge starts to lower slowly at first but quicker as it gets closer to the ground. It falls into place with a loud thump and Young Link jumps out of the way just in time to avoid getting trampled by a white horse. Looking carefully, he realizes that Princess Zelda is being carried off by Impa.

Realizing who it was, Zelda tosses something at Young Link but he couldn't see it due to the darkness. Squinting his eyes, Young Link is able to make out a slivery blue egg-shaped object just as it hits him square in the nose. Young Link falls to the ground unconscious as the object flies into the moat surrounding the castle.

Not two seconds later, Ganondorf comes galloping across the bridge on a black horse and stops right beside Young Link.

Ganondorf: "Arrrrgh! I lost her! You, over there! Little kid! You must have see…" Realizing Young Link is unconscious he drops off his horse, bends down, and begins to poke his body. "Hey kid…you okay?...MEDIC!

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This next one was suggested by Numdenu, thank you. It takes place when Young Link goes to open the door of time.

The boy wanders into the temple knowing that the door of time lies within. When he enters he stops in awe for a few seconds at the gigantic marble walls towering over him to a hardly visible ceiling. As he quickly surveys the temple, his eyes fall upon an altar in front of two giant stone doors.

Quickly, he runs down the empty aisle to the altar stopping just short of running into it. Three depressions and a short inscription are the only features on the otherwise plain altar. The inscription reads: Ye who owns 3 Spiritual Stones, stand with the Ocarina of Time and play the Song of Time.

Obeying the inscription, Young Link places the Kokiri Emerald in the first hollow. The stone starts to glow so he puts the Goron's Ruby in the second slot. As that stone starts to glow, Young Link starts digging around for the Zora's Sapphire but he cannot find it.

YL: "Uh-oh," he stammers. Checking all of his pockets Young Link starts panicking as he cannot find the third Spiritual Stone. "Where did I put that thing…"

D: "Cut! Where the hell's the bloody Stone!"

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This next one is dedicated to treig, thanks a lot. Inside Death Mountain, Link is repeatedly pummeled by fake doors.

Rubbing his ribs, Link is thankful for being able to escape that last door.

L: I'm getting sick of this! This next door better be the right one or I'll blow the whole damn mountain apart.

Arriving at the last door he hadn't tried, Link reaches for the doorknob but stops. Extending his forefinger, he gently pokes the door and jumps back expecting it to fall on him. Sighing in relief at the door's lack of motion, he reaches for the doorknob again and the door violently swings open, crushing Link against the wall. Daruna stomps out of the next room and looks around.

Daruna: "Isn't Link supposed to be here?" Looking around once more, he walks back through the door, closing it on his way out. Link slides down the wall and onto the floor, eyes watering, cursing the Goron.

Ganondorf runs up to Link and starts poking his limp body.

L: (Poke) "Ow." (Poke) "Ow." (Poke) "Ow."

G: "MEDIC!"

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This is another Epona jumps blooper.

Arriving at the giant crevice separating Hyrule Field and the Gerudo Valley, Link realizes that the bridge over the river he had seen as a child has collapsed. Bringing Epona around to gain distance, he directs her toward the crevice to jump again. Epona leaps over the crevice and lands safely on the other side. Link opens his eyes and, realizing that he didn't fall off this time, throws his arms up in celebration. Unfortunately he kicks Epona's sides with his heels and she rears up on her hind legs in pain.

L: (Falls backward off Epona and into the crevice) "GOD DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" SPLASH!

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This last blooper I dedicate to my sister NekoMiko625. Thanks for the idea sis! At the forest temple, Sheik finishes teaching the Song of the Forest to Link.

Sheik throws a deku nut to the ground, disappearing in a flash of light. Link looks up, shocked to see that she has disappeared. Looking down on him from the branch of one of the surrounding trees, Sheik hears a cracking sound. Her eyes open wide as she looks back to the base of the branch and hears a louder cracking sound. Hearing the second crack, Link looks up and sees Sheik on the branch above him. With one last crack and a swear from Sheik, the branch breaks and hurtles toward Link.

L&S: "AHHH!" BAM! Sheik and the branch fall on Links back.

L: (In a weak voice) "Hey Sheik…You think…you can get off me?"

S: "I would…but I can't feel my legs…"

Ganondorf runs up to the two of them and starts poking their bodies.

L: "Would you please stop poking me!"

G: "MEDIC!"

Well that's all for now. Thank you once again for reviewing and giving me some ideas. This is not the end as I still have some more ideas in mind. However, if you have any ideas of your own that you want to see, please review and let me know. Just like last time, I will give credit to those who suggest them. Thank you and come again!