Wow, apparently many of you liked the bloopers. You gave me so many ideas I don't know which to do first. I got my first flame…yeah whatever. I'd like to thank all that read and reviewed and a special thanks to link99 and Naoki07 for adding me to their alert and favorites list. A special your welcome goes out to treig and Numdenu as well…no problem you two. I hope you enjoy my next series of bloopers.
I'll start with a dedication to korrd…thanks for the idea. Link encounters Sheik in Kakariko Village near the well in the middle of the town.
Link reaches the top of the long staircase leading into Kakariko Village, sweat pouring down his neck and back. Peering into the gloom, he spots a familiar figure standing near the well in the center of the village. Heading for the figure, he realizes that it is Sheik, examining the inside of the well.
Sheik: "Get back, Link!"
Just as he says this, a giant monster rises from the well, knocking Sheik back. Link draws his sword but the monster descends back into the safety of the well. Link runs toward the unconscious Sheik and kneels down next to him. Raising Sheik's head with his arm Link looks down…and lets out a loud yelp in surprise. He drops Sheik's head to the hard ground and kicks the ground, pushing himself backwards toward the well.
S: (Rubbing his head, Sheik looks up toward Link.) "Ow! What'd you do that for?"
Link just sits there staring at Sheik's chest, eye twitching. Sheik follows Link's gaze to his own chest and his eyes grow wide as he realizes his chest isn't as flat as usual. Jumping up in surprise at the sight of the pair of boobs on his chest, he throws a deku nut to the ground, disappearing in the light. Link still sits there staring into space, eye still twitching.
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This next one is for all of you who want to see Link fighting the Gerudos. I'm sorry vanillasidhe, but even for a blooper I refuse to cut off the head of my favorite video game character. After getting caught by the Gerudos, Link wakes in a high tower armed with nothing but his bow.
Link holds his head in his hands, his head throbbing. After his vision clears Link slowly rises to his feet and realizes that his sword is gone. Link scans the brick walls for a door and finds one but it is locked.
L: "I guess I'll just have to climb out the window…"
Link looks out the window and his jaw drops as he peers down at the ground at least 50 feet away. Knowing his only option is to jump to escape; he swallows hard and jumps onto the window sill. Spotting three moving figures in the dim light, he halts his dissension. Link pulls out his bow and knots an arrow, aiming at the farthest guard. He releases the arrow and the figure falls, no longer able to move. Knotting a second arrow he now aims for the second guard. Again his aim is true, for the second also drops. The third however has moved up to the tower wall, leaning against it in a sleepy stupor. Link finds it hard to get a good shot and considers just dropping the arrow on the incompetent guard. Instead, he straightens and aims straight down at the third guard.
Under his feat, the bricks start to stir slightly. Link freezes and looks down at the bricks he was standing on which had moved a few inches. Disregarding them, he aims back down at the guard, leaning over slightly. The bricks move again with his shift and slip out of place. Link too slips and falls back, hitting his head on the sill before he pummels to the ground.
The guard wakes as the two bricks land on either side of her. Looking up for a cause, her brain isn't even able to translate what her eyes see before Link falls on her, knocking her unconscious again.
L: (Gets up slowly and puts his hand on his head again. Great, just what I needed, another headache. (Link looks down at the gerudo that broke his fall, positive that he had broken her as well.) Ah…oh…well…whatever works.
Link moves on to the next area as Ganondorf walks toward the guard that Link had fallen on. Bending down to examine his fallen comrade, he pokes her body multiple times.
G: "MEDIC!"
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Wow, so many dedications. Speaking of which, this one is for immortality v2.0…makes you wonder where v1.0 is huh? Anyway, I sort of understood what you were saying but some of it confused me…I hope you're okay with this. Link gets ready for the scene in the Shadow Temple when he has to run across the pit with the hover boots on.
L: "Okay, so all I have to do is just run across and I won't fall?"
D: "That's right. These boots are a new invention created by our tech crew. You'll just kind of float across…but you still have to run."
L: "Cool…no problem."
D: "Just remember to charge them after this scene okay?"
L: "Wait…these are charged now right?"
D: "Yep. Navi charged them last night."
So, Link puts the boots on and gets into position to run across the cavern.
D: "And…ACTION!"
Link starts to run, slipping slightly as the boots offer poor traction. Taking a slight jump at the edge of the platform, Link prepares himself to run on air but instead, he falls down into the darkness screaming.
L: "NAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
DT: (Rolling his eyes again) "Tinkerbelle would have remembered to charge them…"
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Taking a break from the dedications for now, this is another of my own creations. Once again…it involves Epona.
Spotting the flaming ring above Death Mountain, Link charges through Hyrule Field toward the stairs of Kakariko Village.
L: Almost there!
Just about a 10 feet from the stairs, Link smacks Epona again for extra speed as he makes ready to charge up the stairs. Just inches from the stairwell, Epona stops short and fast causing Link to launch over her lowered head, screaming in surprise. Link falls face first into the rocky stairs, pain flowing through his body.
Navi comes out and rushes toward her fallen companion as he starts to rise. Resisting to laugh hysterically at the red lines stretched across his face, she prevents Ganondorf from poking him again.
L: (Looking toward Epona) "Stupid horse! No carrots for you!"
N: (While suppressing a laugh) "Link…Epona can't go into towns or villages remember?"
Feeling stupid Link turns back to Epona who blinks twice. He takes out a carrot and throws it to her.
At this time, Ganondorf sneaks passed Navi and starts poking Link in the side of the head.
G: "You okay?"
L: "I hate you…"
G: "MEDIC!"
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This last blooper is for Hyperactivebluechipmunk…wow…that's a mouth full. I changed it around just a wee bit but I think you'll still like it thanks a lot. This occurs when Link meets Sheik for the first time in outside the Forest Temple.
Sheik puts his harp away after teaching Link the Song of the Forest.
S: "Link…I'll see you again."
Sheik then throws a deku nut to the ground. Realizing what it is, Link shields his eyes until the flash dissipates. Looking up Link finds the mysterious man standing in front of him muttering over a book of the script.
S: "What am I supposed to do now…Sheik throws deku nut then ru…oh…right…"
He looks up from the book at a bewildered Link and waves his hand in front of his face.
S: "You saw nothing."
The mysterious man then turns and runs leaving a stupefied Link behind.
Well that's the end of the third chapter. I'm running out of ideas but I still have a few. I hope you continue to read and review these bloopers. As always I hope you let me know of any ideas you might have as I am drawing quite a few blanks. Thanks again and have a good day.