Hello all! Sorry this took so long…had a lot to deal with: school, my cousin's wedding, school, Halloween, school, my other cousin is getting married, and school. But I'm back and better than ever! I hope you enjoy this new slew of bloopers. Thank you for the reviews and for your patronage.

This is dedicated to beamers…I'm gonna have to go with your first one buddy…the one with the horses while being approvingly random is just a bit overstretched. This blooper occurs when Young Link is supposedly sleeping in his bed at the beginning of the game.

Navi is flying everywhere trying to find Link but he is nowhere to be found. Suddenly eyeing the one tree house she has not checked yet, she flies through the curtain Young Link uses as a door. Spotting the boy sleeping with the covers pulled over his head, she attempts to wake him up.

N: "Hello…wake up! The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you!" The boy does not stir as he is apparently in a deep sleep. "Hey c'mon! Can the fate of the world really depend on such a lazy boy!" The boy still doesn't waken. "Uh…Link…that's your cue."

Ganondorf walks into the room and removes the covers seemingly revealing Young Link lying asleep. He then proceeds to poke him. Meanwhile the actual Young Link walks into his room.

YL: "Hah! I fooled you Nav…" Young Link faints as he eyes Ganondorf poking his dummy in bed.

G: Without noticing the real Young Link stepping into the room, Ganondorf continues to poke the dummy. "Hey kid wake up! MEDIC!"

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I've gotten a couple reviews asking for a blooper about learning Zelda's Lullaby. So…here is the best that I can come up with. This occurs when Impa teaches Young Link Zelda's Lullaby.

Young Link pulls out his ocarina that Saria had given him at the request of Impa.

I: "Listen…"

Impa puts her fingers together and begins to whistle the lullaby she had played for Princess Zelda since she was a baby. When she finishes the first verse she asks Young Link to repeat it. Link plays the same notes on his ocarina flawlessly.

I: "Good, now the whole thing." Impa continues to whistle the entire song but stops as she realizes Young Link is not playing. "Link?"

Impa looks down at the ground to see Young Link sprawled across the grass, fast asleep, snoring loudly.

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This next one is one of my own design. It takes place during the final battle between Ganondorf and Link…I call it, Link's revenge!

Link draws the Master Sword and readies his Hylian Shield for his battle with the epitome of evil. With a slight chuckle the fiend Ganondorf forms a ball of energy in his hands and sends it in Link's direction. Link parries the ball as he did in his battle with Phantom Ganon in the Forest Temple. Ganondorf punches the ball, which has started to gain speed, back at Link. This bout continues for some time before the ball gets too fast for Ganondorf to react in time and the energy crashes into his chest.

Seeing his enemy fall to the floor, Link jumps over to the platform his nemesis fell on. Link strikes Ganondorf four times before he is thrown away by a blast of energy radiating from him. Ganondorf then jumps into the air ready to attack again. SNAP! Ganondorf's arm falls against his body, no longer suspended by the string. Lifting his head up, Ganondorf sees another string coming undone. SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! The last three strings break and Ganondorf falls back to the floor.

Realizing his opportunity, Link glares evilly down at the pain-filled king of darkness and raises his hand. Ganondorf looks up with horror on his face as he realizes what is about to happen. Link, his hand raised all the way, strikes down on his enemy and…pokes him repeatedly.

L: "HAH! You okay? You okay? MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! Sucks now that you're the one being poked doesn't it? MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!"

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This one I dedicate to LOZismyLIFE! and Numdenu. I commend you on thinking of this. I loved this idea…gives more of a bad$$ feeling for Link.

Carefully, Link opened the huge chest. It creaked as its old hinges moved after years of disuse. Peering down into the bright green light emanating from the chest, Link reached in to pull out his newest item…and found it hard to lift. Placing his Power Bracelets around his wrists, he tried it again and found that it was easier to lift, though not all together a simple task. With one last surge of strength, the aptly named Megaton Hammer was pulled from its wooden prison.

L: "Wow…this thing is heavy…"

As Link was examining the hammer, an enemy started to move toward him. Navi was the first to notice the monster so she tried getting Link's attention.

N: "Hey!"

L: "Oh be quiet! I can't stand it! You're always constantly saying, 'Hey Hey Hey!" Then Link turned and saw why she was screaming. Using his new weapon, Link brought the weight of the hammer down on the enemy, crushing it in one blow. "Wow…that was easy." Link heaved and rested the hammer on his shoulder.

N: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"

L: "If you're doing this to annoy me then you should stop now…cause it won't work!"

N: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"

L: "Shut up!"

N: "Hey! Hey! Hey! He…" BAM!

Link heaved and rested the hammer on his shoulder once again, revealing the broken fairy on the wall.

L: "Okay…who's next?"

G: "You okay little fairy?" (Poke, poke, poke) "MEDIC!"

L: "I'll show you a medic!" (Raises Megaton Hammer)

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This last blooper goes out to Sakume. Thanks for the idea…don't think I would have thought of this one. Those of you that watched the old Looney Toons cartoons will understand this one. Those of you that didn't…ask one that did.

Link enters the boss's chamber of the Water Temple. In the center of the room, taking up much of the space, is a giant pool of water. As Link moves closer to the water's edge, it starts to move in strange ways. Peering through the surface of the water, Link spies a semi-large ball floating within the liquid. Suddenly, the water erupts out of the pool and forms the boss, a watery blob with the little ball in the middle of it.

Link draws his sword and shield, preparing to attack when the monster bellows.

Monster: "GEORGE!"

Two giant watery tentacles grew out of the monster's side and launched straight at the bewildered young warrior, lifting him up into some kind of bear hug.

Mo: "I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and love you and we'll be best friends forever! I had a friend once…but he don't move no more."

The monster drew a crushed Zora from the depths of the water. Link looked in horror at what would soon be himself…a crushed, disfigured, and destroyed shell of what he is now.

Ganondorf entered the room, eyeing Link and the monster. The monster looked down at Ganondorf and dropped Link down into the water. He then proceeded to swim to the edge as his nemesis ran toward him, ready to say medic when the monster bellowed again.

Mo: "George!"

The monster scooped Ganondorf up into its crushing bear hug and began to squeeze.

Mo: "I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and love you and we'll be best friends forever!"

G: "Link!"

Link pulled himself out of the pool and ran toward the door.

L: "Sorry George can't hear you!"

Well that's about it for this chapter. I'm running very short of ideas so please review with any bloopers you would like to see in this story. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed it. Also, I'm very sorry for taking so long.