I am so sorry that this took so long to finish. I am also sorry to say that this will be the last chapter of bloopers for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I thank you all for participating and for adding me to your favorites list. I cannot express the thanks I feel for you all. I can truly say that, without you, this fanfic would not be as fun as it is. Well what am I babbling about this now for? I should be saving the thanks for the end right? Well here it is…after a long wait…the final chapter of the Bloopers of Time: Final Cut!

Final Cut

First I'm gonna start with a blooper of my own design. This will be Epona's final blooper in this fanfic.

In the Gerudo Village lies an archery range. Here we can see Link and Epona preparing for a run around the course.

L: "Okay Epona, you know what to do right? Just go one way and when we reach the end, make a sharp U turn and keep running."

Link mounts his steed, draws his bow, and knocks an arrow. At the signal from the Gerudo, he kicks Epona's sides to initiate the course. On the first trip through, Link sends an arrow through each clay pot. Nearing the end, he aims high at the target on the pole and nails the bull's eye. On the return trip, each target finds an arrow at its center. Link aimed high once again to loose his last arrow at the final target.

Now this is where the course should end, however, Link's orders to Epona were to keep running. Therefore, she keeps galloping over the little rocky hill that separates the archery range from the desert. Link, caught completely by surprise, slips off his saddle yet manages to get his foot stuck in the stirrup. This causes Link to be dragged across the coarse sand by a runaway Epona.

L: "Stop! Stop you bloody horse stop!"

Another horse appears behind him, its rider…Ganondorf. Link panics and encourages the horse to keep running.

L: "Faster! Faster you bloody horse faster!"

G: (While trying to keep up, index finger extended in Link's direction) "MEDIIIIIC!"

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This next blooper is for ellooozelda, thanks. I can have a lot of fun with this idea…(cackles manically).

Link returns to the Temple of Time, pleased to see Sheik waiting for him.

S: "Link, there is something that I must show you…I've been deceiving you Link."

With these words, Sheik transforms into the beautiful princess Zelda. Link, dumbfounded, steps forward to confirm that his eyes aren't playing tricks.

Z: I'm sorry for deceiving you Link, but I had to keep my identity a secret…what are you doing?" (Link pokes her left boob to assure himself that it, and thus she, is indeed real. Zelda's cheeks flush and she punches him square in the nose) "PERVERT!"

Link falls backwards and lands hard on the temple floor just as Ganondorf enters to seize the princess.

G: "Zelda! I knew you could not simply disappear! And you boy…" Ganondorf pauses as he sees Link knocked out on the floor. He proceeds to poke him but Zelda stops him.

Z: (Kicking Link in the balls) "Medic!" (Link howls in pain, Ganondorf doubles over laughing.)

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Next I'd like to dedicate a blooper to Sakume…thanks for all the great ideas .

Navi starts banging on the glass bottle, demanding that she be let loose. Link refuses however, as he is sick of hearing HEY HEY HEY all the time. He promptly sells her to a Zora just after freeing Ruto from Jabu Jabu.

Link leaves Zora's domain and rushes to Hyrule Castle Town. After a brief encounter with the man of his nightmares, Link retrieves the ocarina of time, opens the door of time, and falls asleep for seven years.

After he awakens, Link sets off on his new adventures, but first decides to visit Kakariko Village to stock up on supplies…particularly healing items. He finds a shop owner and purchases two bottles of red potion and a fairy.

Later in his fight against Phantom Ganon in the Forest Temple, Link drops as he fails to deflect yet another energy ball. Before he dies, he pulls the cork on his bottled fairy and non other than Navi pops out.

N: "Finally free! If I ever find the son of a stalfos that shut me in there, I'll kill him!" (She then notices Link sprawled out on the floor) "Ah…well…my work here is done."

PG: (Just then, Phantom Ganon appears from another painting and begins to poke the lifeless Link with his staff.) "Medic!"

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Korrd, I want to thank you for the many bloopers you've provided me with…thank you so much. Here is my last dedication to this dedicated dedicator…or something like that…

Link had just defeated the parasite leeching off Jabu Jabu. Then, in place of his enemy's remains, Princess Ruto appeared inside of a warp leading to the outside.

R: "Come on Link! This is the way out."

YL: (Refusing to go with Ruto, due to past experiences, Link opts for an alternate exit.) "That's okay…I think I saw another exit over here.

Link proceeds to a small hole where he hoped he would find a way out. Ruto, however, realized what kind of exit that really was.

R: "No Link! That's Jabu Jabu's…"

With a thunderous noise, Link is sucked through the hole. Ruto sighs and warps back out into the lake. Here she finds Link floating on the water, covered in brown feces. She turns her head to find Ganondorf behind her holding his nose while fanning the fumes from the monstrous fart away from him.

G: "Hey don't look at me, I ain't poking him now."

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I will conclude with one final original blooper created by yours truly. Just as I began with the opening movie, so will I end with the closing movie.

Link finds himself standing on a bed of clouds, Zelda standing not two feet before him. Great sorrow fills her eyes as she knows she must send him back through time.

Z: "Link, I know you have sacrificed much to aid me and all of Hyrule. But now I can send you back through time so that you may regain your lost time. Link, give me the ocarina of time." (Link refuses to hand it over.) "Link…give me the ocarina."

L: "You really don't want it…do you?"

Z: "Yes I do, now give me the ocarina!"

Zelda rips the instrument from his hands only to find it in pieces. She glares at him with intense eyes.

L: "Well, that last fight with Ganondorf was pretty intense you know? I got thrown around a lot…and I think I…well…landed on it."

Zelda drops the pieces through the clouds and lunges at Link. Link, anticipating her hostility, dives through the clouds in an attempt to escape. Link sighed a breath of relief before realizing where he had just dived from and where he was falling to…right into the hole of Death Mountain's volcano.

L: "MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!"

Thank you again for reviewing all this time and with so many great ideas. As I said before, I could not have done it without all of you. I would also like to thank my sister, NekoMiko625, for her FABULOUS "Medic!" idea. I believe that this was the major draw to these bloopers. I can honestly say this is as much your fanfic as it is mine and I will miss working with you on it. However, if I can make one final request, please in your reviews…let me know of any other games you would like to see featured in a blooper reel. These are just too much fun for just one game you know? If I am familiar with a game requested, you have my word that I'll work on some bloopers for it ASAP! Thanks again and goodbye for now! 