Well, it seems that I only got one fcking review! YOU WANKRS! Haha. God I see how you all are. Twelve of you people out there have read it, but only one fcking review! HOW DARE YOU! Well I hope you guys like this next chapter. I have no idea why I wrote this story, trust me.

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Harry Potter was frolicking in his back yard at Godrics Hollow. He was a happy zombie now. He knew that he couldn't die so that was far off from his worries. Although his body could stop working, and he would be dead forever. As he realized this he stopped eating the dirt that Lily laid out in the garden and started sobbing.

"wahhhh wahhhhhhhhh Mummy I will never be able to be a real boy again!" he sobbed to his mother in Zombian. "I want to be real again!"

"Well son," James stepped out of their house. "I have something that might cheer you up a little bit!" He handed him a letter. Harry tried to look down at it, but he had no eyes. Actually he has no mouth either. So his parents have no idea how he can talk.

"WOW DAD I HAVE MY HOGWARTS LETTER!" Came Harry's voice from his neck. "I CANT WAIT TO GO!" but he thought about it for a moment. If he can't read, and no one can understand him, how will he communicate with his fellow students? Everyone will stare at him, and he would never know it! He wouldn't be able to see where he was going and he would run into everyone there. "MUMMY, DADDY! I DON'T WANNA GO TO HOGWARTS!" screamed Harry's neck. "I'M A FALURE!"

"Oh now Harry it wont be all thatbad." Cooed Lily.

"Yes son, you might make some good friends!" James slapped him on the back and Harry fell over.

"But Daddy, Mummy, I just got used to walking around this house" Harry's neck whined. "It will take me forever to get around Hogwarts on my own!" James helped him up.

"Son! We can get you a new head!" he yelled, "Just relax and we'll figure this out!" James went back to the house and slammed the door behind him. Harry was very confused.

"Mummy," he asked Lily, "Where is Daddy going to?" he sat on the ground.

"He went down to his secret lab to work on getting you a head!" exclaimed Lily, "Who knows, If he finds you a cure, he might be able to turn us all back into regular people again!" Harry's neck randomly shot out a squirt of blood, like clock work his neck did this once every hour. For ten minutes each hour his neck became a fountain. It attracted many woodland animals such as wolves and coyotes.

This time, it attracted a random mountain lion. The lion attacked him from behind, ripping out a chunk of his back. "MUMMY HELP ME HELP!" His neck screamed for his mother.

"HARRY!" She yelled. "JAMES COME QUICK! HE HAS A LION ON HIS BACK!" James ran out side again with moldy pop corn.

"Well c'mon dear! Let's watch the show before it ends!" he sat in a lawn chair, followed by Lily. The lion ripped off one of Harry's legs. "Well, Lily dear, I have come up with a way for him to get his head back."

"RAWR!" growled the lion.

"Really dear?" Lily inquired. "Well I hope you can get his head back soon!"

"Well I can, but it will take a while, he has to grow it back." James ate a handful full of popcorn.

"Do you think you can get his whole body back? Ours too?" Lily's dead eyes shined with tears.

"I might be able to dear, I just might." They started kissing. Meanwhile, Harry's neck stopped squirting blood and his leg had beaten the lion to death. Lily and James broke apart as Harry sewed his leg back on. "Lily dear! look! Dinner for tonight! Thanks son I didn't know what we were going to do tonight!"

"Welcome dad." His neck said back. They all smiled (except for Harry.)

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