Kindom Hearts- Radiant Extraction united Surplus Army
"You only told me about the first guard."
Sora propped himself up on the small stool, placing a foot against the low oaken table. This was taking to long, and he was getting impatient. How would he know that the tower of the dark prince was so heavily guarded, especially since the prince was his half brother's cousin's aunt?
"Anyways," Sora finally piped up, "How do we get past the flaming gloom of pain?"
Riku smiled as he backed into the next room, opening cupboards and grabbing two glasses as he went. Panning the room, he let his face lower into a sly grin.
"Luckily," Riku thought, "Sora is still a nieve little boy…" He Grabbed two large pewter bottles from the inside of the kitchen inlet and proceeded to fill the large wooden cups. As the frothy brown liquid emptied into each glass, his grin became larger and much more devious. He knew full well what the Ultra potion of super filling breath would do to Sora.
An hour later, Sora was becoming more and more intoxicated. Riku leaned over to him, thrusting another drink on him. Without missing a beat, Sora grabbed the cup and downed it, then placed an arm around Riku, who was removing his saddle bags.
"Yah knooow…" Slurred the drunken Sora, "You're mom was mighty fine that few minute ago…."
Riku let forth a mighty blast from the crystal of power while the old man chuckled from the back of the Ocean. Once the blackness had subsided the school girl dropped her ice cream and screamed while the mighty hero thrust his sword into the bread loaf that was owned by a great eater of beef.
Not to be outdone, Sora Unzipped his pants and the castle walls fell down around the men. "To arms!" the captain shouted as the necromancer resurrected the unicorn king to destroy the land of the faeries.
Only then did they realize that the tent was on fire, and the lion sleeps tonight…
END CHAPTER ONE