Well…. §raises eyebrows§ I see that no one is really reading my stupid story…. Fine. Be that way. I see how you all are. You were prolly expecting a perfect story that wasn't so stupid. WELL FCK YOU! Haha §cough§ please review….. .

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"Mummy!" Harry's voice was heard through out the house. Lily, who was in the living room, dropped the book she was reading and screamed. She ran to Harry's room, to see a mouth near the black fuzz that he had grown a week ago.

"Oh my God!" she cried. "JAMES! COME QUICK!" she ran out of his room and to the basement door "JAMES TURN THAT GOD FORSAKEN MUSIC OFF!" she tried to fly down the stairs, but tripped on them instead, falling down to the bottom and knocking a shelf over. She looked at James, who was dancing like a maniac." Harry has grown a mouth!" she waltzed over to his stereo and turned it off.

"Lily!" James jumped up. "I didn't hear you come down the stairs…" he shuffled some papers around. "I was just working on the potion for us-"

"Bull, you were listening to Bowie again, fantasizing about him." She took out the CD from the player and read it. She smirked. "Oh yes, you were fantasizing about him all right. What were you thinking of? Hot gay sex on the beach again?"

"n-no…" James looked over at the caldron. "I was actually waiting for the smoke to turn that red." He busied himself with it, putting the papers down. Lily picked the top sheet up and read it aloud.

"Bowie, how I love Bowie. Bowie is the greatest thing in the world. God I wish I could meet Bowie, have his hands all over me travel-"

"STOP!" James yelled. He grabbed the paper out of Lily's hands. "This is privet stuff! You can't read it! Or tell any one about it!" he put the papers into a box and closed it, locking it with a combination. "Please Lily, don't tell anyone." He turned back to the potion and added more ingredients.

"Why would I tell anyone your secrets, James?" Lily asked politely. He turned around again and glared at her.

"Well for one, back in school, you found out that I'm bisexual, and told anyone that would listen!" Lily looked at him oddly.

"Are you still? Should I be wor-"

"You know what, just forget about this conversation. Let's move on to another topic, one that doesn't involve what me, Sirius, and Remus do-did! I mean did!" Lily just sniggered.

"You're right, what you did. Remember, we've been dead for ten years." James' face fell. "Well anyway, what are you putting in this potion exactly?"

"Really, it's just the same potion that I made Harry, except I'm adding some newt eyes." He felt relived that Lily changed the subject. "Minced up of course for easy swallowing. I'm hopping this time there will be no flames." He grabbed Lily's hands and looked into her eyes. "Just think of what we could do if this potion was successful. People would be able to stay alive longer. They could do more things then they thought they could do in one life time, because they could live two. Now the sad thing is, is that we will die, and a new one of us will grow in a month or so, I think the best time to take this is when we send Harry to Hogwarts next week. That would be the best time." His eyes brightened. "Just think of the possibilities." Lily looked at him, trying to keep a straight face. "What…" she suddenly burst.

"YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A PANSY!" she fell to the floor laughing.

"Lily! I was trying to be serious!"

"I'm s-s-sorry James! Its just t-to funny!" she continued to roll on the floor. He picked her up.

"Well for that, you will become my personal bed slave for the rest of the night."

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