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It has officially been a month since Harry Potter had that unfortunate accedent with the mob of turtles. He was now off to Hogwarts, healthy, alive, and with a head. The only thing different was a scar on his forehead that looked like it spelt "You Wanker"

"I am so proud of you young man!" Lily said to him, kissing his forehead. "You're off to Hogwarts now!" James ran up the stairs with two shot glasses full of his and Lily's potion.

"Dearest, we just have to let this set for an hour or two before we drink it!" he unfortunatly, slipped and the potion spilled everywhere. "BLOODY HELL!" Lily threw him a dirty look.

"Watch your mouth around Harry, James!" he grumbled and went to get a rag to wipe up the mess. Lily turned back to Harry. "Now, you be a good boy while you're at Hogwarts, don't get into trouble of any sort. Use that make up that I told you about to cover up your scar, it is very offencive to most people."

"Okay, Mum" Harry had his fingers crossed behind his back. James finished whiping up the spilt potion.

"It was very unfortunate that you had that scar left, Harry" he lied. "Now go and finish packing, the cab will be here in a few minutes." He went back down stairs and filled up two new shot glasses. I hope this does work... I prommised Lily last night that I was going to test it before we drank it, but I didn't, whats the worst that could happen? We could die again? he continued to ponder as he went back upstairs and set the glasses down on the kitchen counter. A horn honked outside.

"HAAAAAAARRY!" Lily yelled down the hall, "THE CAB'S HERE!" Harry ran out the door, not muttering a word to his parents. "Well...that was a nice way to say goodbye 'I love you mum, dad, Ill see you next year!'" she opened a window and yelled out to Harry. "WANKER!" he just looked back at her and got into the cab. Lily sighed and went into the kitchen for the rest of the old, smelly, moldy lion meat. James snuck up behind her.

"sad that you have to watch Harry go off to school?" Lily closed the fridge.

"SAD? SAD? IM FUCKING JOYUS! HES FINALLY OUT OF THE HOUSE! WE CAN HAVE SEX ON ANY SERFACE AND WE DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM WALKING IN ON US!" she pushed him onto the floor. "I may be dead, but I'm still fucking horny!" she whispered in his ear. James' eyes widened. He was about to go along with the plan, but thought about the potion again.

"No, Lily." He crawled out from underneath her. "The potion is done cooling off now, we can drink it now. Then think! We can have better sex!" She scrambeled off the floor and grabbed one of the shot glasses.

"Really?" she eyed him.

"Really, hun." She tilted her head back and swallowed. James got up, grabbed a glass and did the same. "Well atleast we don't have flames comming out of our throats. But instead of that happening, the fire went through their bodies, crisping them, leaving two wombs in their stead.

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Well...hehehehheheheheheh I hoped you liked that chapter, probaly not since NO ONE IS FCKING READING THIS! DAMN YOU ALL! §pats my faithful readers and hands them LOTS of chhhhhhhhhoooooocolate!§