yes, I just posted a while ago. You all proboly hate me, dont you? YES YOU DO DONT LIEEEEEE!
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About a week after Harry rode on the Hogwarts express, he was already the most famous, but unpopular kid in the school. He was known for his scar most of all. Everyone hated him becase of it. Would you like it is people walked around with the words "you wanker" written across their forehead? I bet not. Not to mention that all the teachers were wondering about his true nature behind his back. But Dumbledore was the same old guy that loves all muggle-borns and people that have special needs.
"So, Harry. What can I do for you?" Dumbledore asked Harry one day after a terrible case of being laughed at.
"Well, Ron, the redhead, he's making fun of me again. It's not fair. I didn't ask for this scar. Hell, I didn't know about it until a few weeks after..." Harry stated. "I mean to say that this whole ordeal has made me very self-consious. But there is another problem..." Dumbledore leaned in closer.
"Harry, you can tell me anything, I promise I dont tell anyone about what is said in here." Harry gulped.
"IM IN LOVE WITH RON! IM A FUCKING FAG!" he broke down and started sobbing.
"Thats ok Harry, we all have inner gayness" Dumbledore stood up and went to his very long and complicated looking bookself "I think I have the right book for you." He produced it and threw it at the back of Harrys poor head.
"Ok hand it to me." Harry turned around and looked at Dumbedore. He saw that he was wanking. "OH MY GOD!" Harry looked down and saw the book A beginners guide to Homosexuality By: Sirius Black. "wow thanks Professor Dumbledore!" he ran out of the office, leaving a compleatly horny old fart behind.
Harry headed to his common room where he could read this book alone. Unfortunately Ron was in the room when he walked in.
"Oh great..." Harry mumbled to himself.
"What was that?" Harry looked down at the floor and hid the book behind his back.
"n-nothing Weasley." Harry opened his trunk and went to put the book in there but Ron grabbed it before he could slip it in there.
"Lets see what you're reading." He looked down at the title. "Oh my god, we have a fag living with us!" He ran down into the common room to show everyone. Harry could hear his voice. "LOOK EVERYONE! WE HAVE A FAG!" People started yelling random things and laughing. But fortunatly for Harry the Weasley twins saw it all from atop the stairs.
"RON!" Fred yelled, "HOW DARE YOU!" of course, they didnt know that Harry was gay, they themselves were gay, and lovers. "We told you! We thought you would never tell anyone! George, dear, lets go to the library and write a howler to our poor poor mother about a transplant!" Harry heard the portriat slam shut as the twins left. He came down the stairs.
"You... you...how dare you announce this to the whole house!" He started sobbing. He grabbed the book from Ron and ran out of the portriat, following the twins to the LIbrary. Once he got there he seeked them out. They were sitting in a corner, making out. Harry just stared, having his own fantisies like his dad. But he quickly snapped out of it and made lots of noise while he went over to them. "hello." He sat down with them. They just glared.
"Judgemental are you?" George sneered. Fred got out a pice of parshment and a quill. "Want to make a few wise cracks about us? We know your kind Potter." Harry just gulped.
"I'm going through a rough time right now." He manged to say. "I'm new to this school... and em... I would just like to say this now." He paused "I'm like you I-"
"Bullshit" Fred said, not lifting his head up from the paper. Harry ignored him.
"'m gay, like you two." He looked at them. Fred looked up from his letter
"No way" he said. "no fucking way!" Fred grabbed Harry by the necktie and planted his lips on his. Harry was shocked at first, this being his first kiss, and by a guy no less, but he enjoyed it. They broke apart. "George, lets go show Harry our side of Hogwarts." They stood up. "Come on Potter you're in for the best time of your life!" The three walked out of the library.
"Now, what you are about to find out, no one really knows." Georges told Harry, Wrapping his arm around his waist. "Lots of people in this school are homosexual, they just dont know how to show it. Take Draco Malfoy for example, hes gay and We've just known him a week." Harry was confused.
"How do you know that the people are gay though?" Fred giggled.
"Oh Harry, Harry, Harry." he held Georges hand. "You have alot to learn."
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WELL THEN! Harry came out! yes! We all love an honest gay man! And for the George/Fred thing §sigh§ I'm sorry for all the people who dont support twincest. I dont either but it just fit perfectly. I mean come on! TWINCEST! Its like making out and fucking YOURSELF IN THE ASS! God... §rambles on and on§ oh review!