Chapter 4: Things begin to get crazy

Soon we arrived back at my house, after once again being chased by the public. "Hey guys welcome back!" Amy said walking over to us "We just saw you guys on the news!" Cream said pointing to the tv. "Wat?" I said. Vector turned up the volume "Just earlier today a girl accompanied by a black hedgehog and a blue hedgehog along with a hot pink chameleon, and what appeared to be a red porcupine were in the streets of Washington D.C" The news lady announced "I'm an echidna! Not some stinking porcupine!" Knuckles yelled at the tv "Terry has more on the story, Terry?" The picture switched to a guy wearing a chinchilla costume. We all started freaking out "What the flip!" I cried out "Thank you Georgette, just 10 minutes ago there have been reports of strange creatures walking the streets. I am about to interview someone who has claimed to have seen them, is this true?" A little girl wearing corduroys and a white shirt underneath grabs hold of the microphone. "Hey it's that little girl who called me a fake hedgehog!" Shadow said pointing at the T.V. "Wow you mean she could tell just by looking at you?" Sonic said. Shadow shot him a death glare "Shush you two" I said putting a finger to my lips

"Yes mister it's true I saw Sonic, Shadow, Espio, and Knuckles walking around! It was super crazy!" The camera turned back to Chinchilla man "You heard it folks, fictional game characters live among us. Right now people are on the alert and trying to find these creatures. "We at News 12 plan to keep you posted on this event as the search for Sonic continues!"

I flipped off the T.V and sat down on the couch in frustration "Gi geh geh" was all I muttered under my breath. "What was with that chinchilla guy?" Charmy asked "It must've been some weirdo human thing" Knuckles said. "Forget the chinchilla man!" I yelled "There are people coming to get you guys, who knows what they will do to you!" I said. "Most likely open us up to see what are insides look like and experiment on us" Shadow said with a bored tone of voice "Just like in the Matrix" Amy pointed out "Ahhhgh! I don't want people poking my brain!" Charmy began freaking out "What brain?" Vector asked. As Charmy proceeded to beat Vector over the head with an expired baguette I sighed with frustration and pity "Don't worry about it they're always like this, I'll make sure they don't get themselves killed…or probed" Shadow reassured me "Thanks" we smiled at each other for a few seconds until a ballistic flying baguette hit me in the face knocking me out instantly. (When those things expire they can really hurt!).

"Dana! Are you OK? Speak to me!" Shadow grabbed me and shook me back in forth to no avail. "Sorry 'bout that, went a little crazy there" Charmy said putting a hand behind his head. "I'll give you crazy!" Shadow screamed picking up the baguette and chasing Charmy around the house. Everyone else sweat dropped "Things are beginning to get a little crazy around here" Sonic said watching the scene "AAHHH! Somebody help me!" "Get back here you twerp!"

Kidori: See funny is better

Shadow: Chinchilla man?

Kidori: Yup

Shadow: You don't even know what a chinchilla is!

Kidori: That may be true but that won't stop people from reviewing!

Shadow: And where is Tails and the other's?

Kidori: Don't worry you'll here from them in the next chapter