Sugar High
Chapter 1
The Inu-Tachi, Naraku and Sesshomaru were all at Kagome's house. They had discovered something……. SUGAR! Kagome had found a big bag (or whatever sugar comes in) of sugar and they were all eating it………
Inuyasha: SUGARSUGARSUGAR! SUGAR'S MY SPECIAL FRIEND!
Sesshomaru: (singing) Read between the lines
What's fuck-
Everyone: (gasps)
Kagome: LORD FLUFFYKINS SAID A BAD WORD!
Sango: (hitting the poor now named Lord Fluffykins on the head with her Hiraikotsu hehe) BAD LORD FLUFFYKINS! BAD!
Lord Fluffykins: OW! OW! OW! QUIT BEING A MEANIE!
Miroku: DON'T WORRY MY LOVE! I'LL SAVE YOU! (holding on to a curtain he swings and grabs Lord Fluffykins. Lord Fluffykins lands on the ground. Miroku lands on top of him)
Miroku: (gets off of Lord Fluffykins. Gets on one knee, holding Lord Fluffykins's hands) Will you bare my child?
Lord Fluffykins: YES YOU SEXY MONK!
Everyone: O.o
Sango: (crying) MIROKU'S MINE!
Inuyasha: ok…….well………(starts singing) THIS IS THE ANTHEM THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP! (everyone starts jumping around)
Everyone: (singing) It's a new day, but it all feels old
It's a good life, that's what I'm told
But everything, it all just feels the same
Lord Fluffykins: (singing) And my high school, it felt more to me
Like a jail cell, a penitentiary
My time spent there, it only made me see
Naraku: (singing) That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
'cause I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be
Everyone: (singing) You...
Miroku: (singing) don't wanna be just like you
Sango: (singing) What I'm sayin' is this is the anthem throw all your hands up,
you, don't wanna be you
Inuyasha: (singing) "go to college, or university, get a real job,"
That's what they said to me
But I could never live the way they want
I'm gonna get by and just do my time, out of step while they all
get in line
I'm just a minor threat so pay no mind
Kagome: (singing) Do you really wanna be like them, do you really wanna be another
trend?
Do you wanna be part of their crowd?
'cause I don't ever wanna, no I don't ever wanna be
Everyone: (singing) You…
Naraku: OWW! (he hit his foot against a chair)
Everyone: (looks at him)
Lord Fluffykins: BAD NARAKU! YOU RUINED THE SONG!
Naraku: (sticks tongue out at him)
A/n: ok that's it for this chappie! Pleez review! Oh ya…….just to tell ya…..(and to make this chappie longer…..)This kinda happened to me yesterday………I got high on brown sugar and started singing the anthem (the song in this fic not the one where Lord Fluffykins sweared, the other one) and hit my foot on a chair while jumping around and I kept saying SUGARSUGARSUGAR! SUGARS MY SPECIAL FRIEND! Ok now that there's been a pointless story……..buh-bye! See ya next chappie! Don't forget: it would be a sin not to review!