Sugar High
A/n: Before I start I just wanna say that from now on when they think the writing's like this.
Chapter 4
Kagome: Ok people! Who wants to go to the mall!
Inuyasha: IDOIDOIDO!
Sesshomaru: What's a mall?
Inuyasha: You're such an idiot! Only idiots don't know what it is! Even though I don't know what it is……..hehe
Sesshomaru: Meanie!
Kagome: You'll find out what it is when we get there.
(So off they go to the mall)
Miroku: OOO! It's perty!
Kagome: Uhhh……..ya….
(The mall is pink and blue and green and yellow and black and red and all the colors you can think of!)
Everyone but Kagome: O.O IT'S BIG!
Kagome: Ya…….idiots….
Inuyasha: OOOOOOO! (Runs off to a store that's girlyish colors)
(Miroku runs to a store with tool type things. Sesshomaru runs to a food place. Sango runs around looking at everything)
Kagome: Oh god…….why'd I bring them here…..(walks away and looks for stuff to buy)
(With Inuyasha……….who happens to be in a store with bras…….)
Inuyasha: PUPPY EAR WARMERS! (puts a bra on his cute widdle puppy dog ears)
Store person: Uhhhhh….sir……..what are you doing?
Inuyasha: PUPPYEARWARMERSPUPPYEARWARMERSPUPPYEARWARMERS! (grabs as many bras as he can and runs out the door to the rest of the mall)
Store person: WAIT! YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THOSE! SECURITY!
(Two big security people come and chase after Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! (Jumps over the ledge that keeps you from falling to the floor below)
Security: (Runs to the escalator that takes them sloooooowly to the floor Inuyasha jumped down to)
Inuyasha: HAHA! (Keeps running from security)
(Now we'll move on to Miroku)
Miroku: O.O (Grabs the thing that makes holes in the ground….presses a pretty red button and it starts making a hole in the ground and in the process of that it shakes) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Store person: SECURITY!
(Security comes and tries to grab Miroku but he makes a hole in the ground first and falls to the floor below him and the thing starts making a hole in that floor too)
Miroku: THIS IS FUN!
Security #1: Dammit! We almost got him!
Security #2: Let's get to the floor he's on and stop him from doing any more damage!
(So off they go……the same thing happens again and again until I make it stop………hehe………)
(Now with Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru: FOOD! (Jumps over the counters of the food places and steals food)
One of the food places workers: SECURITY!
(The security chases Sesshomaru who has an armful of food)
(Now with Sango)
Sango: (Sees one of those big water fountains) HOT SPRING! (Jumps in the fountain) COLD SPRING!
Random person: HEY! YOU'RE CONTAMINATING THE FOUNTAIN! I DRINK OUT OF THERE YOU KNOW! SECURITY!
Sango: (Jumps out of the fountain and starts running away from the security)
(Everyone but Kagome destroys everything. Miroku the floor and everyone else everything else. The ones running away run into stuff and people which hit other things which hit other things and well……..you get the idea. Miroku eventually reaches as far as he can go and the security people grab him. Everyone else runs into each other and the security people get them)
Speaker: If anyone knows of anyone with cute widdle puppy dog ears, someone wearing a….well he has a very short ponytail, someone with a giant boomerang, or someone with a big, strange looking thing of fluff, please come claim them at……(silence…….)
Speaker: NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY FLUFF! (Can you guess who said this?)
Kagome: (Heard this) Oh my god! I think that was just Sesshomaru! (A/n: If you guessed right you get a cookie! Well not really……..) (Runs around looking for them in what's left of the mall) I wonder what happened here? (Finds everyone wandering around) Let's go home! This place has gotten too dangerous!
Everyone but Kagome: OK!
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A/n: WHAT'S WITH THE PEOPLE AND SECURITY! The idea for them going to the mall was by Eight-and-a-halph-tails. The idea for Inuyasha using a bra as ear warmers was by Naraku's Sister (penname: Soksuno). Sorry Naraku's Sister for not using your idea of them going to a bar.I promiseI'll put it inthe next chapter! And sorry Naraku's Sister that there's no sexual stuff I might put it in later chapters I donno.THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL YOUR POSITIVE REVIEWS AND GOOD IDEAS! Oh ya……..sorry Nakaku's not in it but I forgot him lol and I didn't realize it till after and I was too tired to add him. Please don't be mad I promise he'll be in the next chapter. PLEASE KEEP UP WITH THE POSITIVE REVIEWS! THEY KEEP ME HAPPY SO I CAN WRITE MORE!