Sugar High
A/n: Sorry I didn't update for a long time! I just had writer's block for a long time!
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Chapter 5
(Kagome just got back from getting tickets for everyone to go to the fair)
Sango-YAY! Kagome's back!
Inuyasha-Did you get the tickets?
Kagome-Duh! That's what I went there for but there was only five left so……one of you can't go.
Jaken-I'm obviously going!
Kagome-Uhh….since when are you in this story?
Jaken-Since….5 seconds ago!
Kagome-Well you're not going! (Kicks him)
Everyone-(Cheers)
Jaken-Oh ya! Everyone pick on the little one!
Inuyasha-Yep! (Kicks him)
Sesshomaru-Jaken! You're not soposed to be here!
Jaken-But m'Lord! I'm your protection!
Everyone- -.-'
Sesshomaru-You think that I, the great Lord Fluff, needs you for protection? You only get in the way! Wait…..aren't you soposed to be protecting Rin?
Jaken-Uhh….I….umm…..
(With Rin)
Rin-(Finds a match) OOO! I wonder what this does? (Makes the match light up) EEEEE! (Drops it) (Sesshomaru's castle goes on fire) OOO! Pretty!
(Back with others)
Sesshomaru-Go back and protect her!
Jaken-Yes m'Lord! (Runs away back to Rin)
(Radio turns on)
Radio-Attention all fair lovers! We're gonna have a dancing contest tomorrow at the new mall. The person dancing the longest will win a ticket to the fair!
Kagome-Oh my God! We have to enter so we can all go to the fair!
Inuyasha-No way! I am not gonna dance in front of millions of people!
Kagome-Please? (Puppy dog eyes)
Inuyasha-(Tries to look away from Kagome before he gets under the control of puppy dog eyes but he's too late) Oh all right. Damn puppy dog eyes!
Sesshomaru-Finally! My chance to who the world how good I am at dancing!
(The next day at the mall)
Miroku-This place looks familiar…..
Naraku-Huh? What are you talking about?
Sesshomaru-It does……..
Naraku-What!
Sango-I recognize this place as well……
Naraku-OK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Inuyasha-I've definitely seen this place before…….
Naraku-…….. (He lost his voice because he yelled too loud)
Kagome-Maybe because it's the mall you destroyed and they rebuilt it!
Everyone but Kagome and Naraku-Ohhhhhh…….
Naraku-(Looks confused)
Miroku-Oh wait…..Naraku wasn't here…….where were you anyway?
Naraku-…(Still no voice)
Inuyasha-I don't think I wanna know…..
Sesshomaru-(To Naraku) Hello? (Waves a hand in his face)
Naraku-(Hits it away)
Sango-That wasn't nice!
Naraku-(Sticks tongue out at her)
(Sango slaps Naraku. Naraku slaps Sango. Sango slaps Naraku. Naraku slaps Sango. Sango slaps Naraku. Naraku slaps Sango)
Kagome-Ok! Who wants sugar!
(Sango and Naraku stop slapping each other and run at Kagome)
Kagome-(Reaches in her purse…yes she has a purse…and throws sugar in the air!)
(Everyone dives at the sugar. There's nothing left of it after 10 seconds. Not even the slightest bit on the ground)
Loud voice-Everyone entering the dancing contest please go to the parking lot!
Miroku-We'd better get going!
(So off they go to the parking lot)
Main person I will call Bob-Ok everyone! Grab a number!
(Kagome puts a number on all of them but when she gets to Sesshomaru…)
Sesshomaru-I, the great Lord Fluff, have already put it on.
Kagome-Ya… But it's upside down…(fixes it)
Inuyasha-(Laughs)
Sesshomaru-(Glares at him)
Inuyasha-(Backs away)
Bob-The Dance contest will begin in 5…4…3…2…1…(Presses a button on a five story high stereo)DANCE!
(Everyone starts dancing)
(5 seconds later…)
Sesshomaru-(Trips over his fluff) NOOOOO! I HAVEN'T SHOWN THE WORLD HOW GREAT I AM AT DANCING!
(All Inuyasha people look at him weirdly)
Bob-Number 13290453864 is down!
(Sesshomaru walks slowly to the bleachers where the people who failed go)
Miroku-(Slowly dances over to a girl about 18 and touches her ass)
SLAP!
Bob-Number 38276439110 is disqualifies for interfering with other's dancing!
Miroku-(Walks to bleachers to sit beside Sesshomaru)
(After a few hours only Inuyasha and Naraku were left)
Bob-This might take awhile…
(The next day they're still dancing)
Sango-Ok this is taking too long…
Miroku-Ya. It's getting really boring…
Kagome-Oh wait! I know! (stands up)
Sango-What are you doing?
Kagome-You'll see…INUYASHA SIT!
CRASH!
Inuyasha-Dammit Kagome! I was just about to…zzzz(falls asleep)
Naraku-Haha! I am the all powerful winner! Bow down to…zzzz(falls asleep)
Sesshomaru-ME!
Kagome-Uhh…no.
(Naraku wakes up an hour later and gets his ticket)
(At the fair gates…)
Everyone-Kikyo!
Naraku-What are you doing here?
Kikyo-I live here.
Kagome-You live at a fair?
Kikyo-No. The fair came to where I live.
Sesshomaru-Shut up will ya!
Kikyo-(Falls down)
Inuyasha-(Jumps over her and runs to find a chair. Comes back a minute later with a chair) (Starts hitting her with it) DIE! DIE! DIE! THIS IS FOR TRYING TO DRAG ME TO HELL! (hit) THIS IS FOR PINNING ME TO A TREE (hit) (Says all the reasons people hate Kikyo and hitting her after each reason) AND THIS IS FOR BEING ALIVE! (big hit)
Kagome-(Grabs chair from Inuyasha) AND THIS IS FOR LOVING HIM! (huge gigantic humungo hit)
(Everyone walks away from the badly beaten Kikyo into the fair)
Sango-OOO! It's huge! What should we do first?…-.- (everyone's already gone their separate ways)
(With Inuyasha)
Inuyasha-(Sees a butterfly) OOO! I want it! (Runs and jumps over and over again trying to catch it but fails and keeps falling on food stands) (He is now all covered with pizza, hot dogs, ice cream, popcorn, slushies, coke, pepsi and well…you get the idea)
(A lot of dogs are now chasing after Inuyasha trying to eat the food and other stuff that's covering him and they're pulling their owners behind them)
(With Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru-(On a roller coaster) (His fluff get stuck in the track at the top of a loop. While going down he gets pulled out of his seat by his fluff and ends up hanging there) (Another cart come and runs over hid fluff, freeing it from the track) Finally! I the great Lord Fluff, am free! (Falls and lands on Kagura)
Kagura-I knew you loved me!
Sesshomaru-(Cuts her with Tenseiga thinking it's Tokijin) DIE!…Huh? Why aren't you dead? (Looks at sword) Damn! It's Tenseiga! Where's Tokijin?
(With Jaken)
Jaken-(Carrying Tokijin) Haha! Make fun of me will ya? Muahahahaha (Still walking to castle)
(Back with Sesshomaru)
Kagura-(Trying to get Sesshomaru to fuck her)
Sesshomaru-(Resisting) Damn! Why aren't my claws sharp anymore? Who cut them!
Kagura-I know you want to.
Sesshomaru-AHHHHHH!
(With Inuyasha)
Inuyasha-(Still trying to get the butterfly but stops) Hey! That sounded like Fluff! Or maybe not…it was probably just the butterfly…(Starts trying to get it again)
(With Naraku)
Naraku-(Making a whole bunch of incarnations) Haha! If I can't rule the Fuedal Era I'll rule this fair! Kukuku. (Made about 1000 incarnations) Now go forth my minions! Take control of this fair!…-.- They're gone?
(All incarnations ran off to enjoy the fair except one…but Naraku took care of her!)
(With Miroku)
Miroku-(Goes up to a woman) Will you bare my child? SLAP (goes to another woman beside her) Will you bare my child? SLAP (goes to a woman beside her) Will you bare my child? SLAP (does this about 50 times) (goes to another woman) Will you bare my child?
Woman-YES!
Miroku-(Looks at her) O.O' She's ugly (runs away)
Woman-Wait my sweet! I need to bare your child! (chases him)
(With Sango)
(Guys keep going up to her and touching her ass. SLAP SLAP SLAP!) (Then another guy comes and accidentally touches her ass)
SLAP!
Man-S-sorry miss! I didn't mean too!
(A woman comes up to her and touches her ass)
Woman-Hey. Wanna get toghether later? (Wink wink)
SLAP!
Sango-I'M NOT A LEZ!
(With Miroku)
Miroku-(Still running away from the ugly woman. Keeps asking women to bare his child while running. SLAP!)(Sees Sango) Will you bare my child?
Sango-(Turns around to slap him not knowing it's Miroku) Huh? Miroku?
Miroku-Please?
Sango-YES! But after we defeat Naraku.
Miroku-Anything for you Sango.
Sango-Wait…if we're trying to kill Naraku… why is he with us and we're not killing him? And if he's trying to kill us why doesn't he?
Female inu-It doesn't have to make sense!
(Miroku and Sango hug, and skip away happily together, hand in hand)
Woman chasing Miroku-(Cries) He asked me FIRST!
(With Kagome)
Yuka-Hey Kagome!
Kagome-Hey!
Eri-Where's your boyfriend?
Kagome-Oh he's around somewhere.
Ayume-If he's your boyfriend shouldn't he be with you?
Kagome-I guess so…
Yuka-Well then let's go find him! (drags Kagome)
(Finds Inuyasha still chasing the butterfly)
Kagome-Inuyasha! What are you doing?
Eri-(Whispering to other friends behind Kagome) That's he boyfriend?
Ayumi-Seems pretty harmless to me.
Yuka-Actually…he's kind of an idiot.
Inuyasha-(Heard Kagome) (Turns his head towards her while still in the air) Hey Kagome! (lands beside her) Who are these people?
Kagome-Oh they're my friends, Yuka, Eri and Ayumi.
Inuyasha-Hey.
Eri-OOO! His ears are so cute! (rub rub)
Inuyasha-(Pulls away) Don't touch the ears! (cracks his knuckles)
(Kagome's friends hide behind her)
Kagome-SIT!
BOOM!
Friends-(Standing over him)
Ayumi-Woah…how'd you do that?
Kagome-Uhh…
Friends-(Asking Kagome lots of questions about Inuyasha)
(A few hours later everyone goes back to Kagome's house)
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A/n: Sorry I didn't put Crazed Up Chick's idea of them destroying a castle in Europe I just couldn't think of anything to put in it! And Naraku's Sister, you're gonna have to write them being drunk my mind's blank! Sorry! Thank you Crazed Up Chick for your idea of Kikyo bashing!