Hey all,
Shiroryu of the Moon and Saffron Spice here.
Just in case you didn't read it last time, we will remind you again, this
is a joint story. It's not just mine, but my sister's (Saffron Spice) story
also. So there are two of us.
Shiroryu: This'll be fun!
Saffron: Yeah, I can't wait. How'd we come up with this anyway?
Shiroryu: Not sure.
Saffron: So I guess we should do the disclaimer now.
Shiroryu: *laughs* You're a funny one. Around here, we don't do disclaimers, because Inuyasha is mine.
Attorney: Ahem.
Saffron: Who's that.
Shiroryu: My attorney.
Attorney: Say it.
Shiroryu: No.
Attorney: Alright, Saffron Spice, will you please tell the audience that Inuyasha and everything affiliated with him is not yours?
Saffron: Sure. Inuyasha, Inuyasha characters, the idea of Inuyasha, and all the songs used in this fanfic are not ours. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Disney.
Shiroryu: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Kagome woke up the next morning with a pounding headache. "Ugh...Am I in hell?" she groaned to herself. She sat up. "I feel like I've been mowed over by a MacDonald's truck. Repeatedly."
"Ah, ye have awakened." Kaede said as she walked into the hut. "Ye have been asleep for quite awhile."
"Really?" Kagome said. She looked around. "Hey, where's Sango?"
"She went into the village to walk around. Ye should go join her."
"Alright." Kagome got up and stretched and walked out of the hut.
"Good morning Kagome!" a little bundle of fur jumped into her arms.
"Hey Shippo! Where're Inuyasha and Miroku?"
"I dunno." He said. "Where're you going?" he asked.
"Into the village to find Sango."
"Cool. Can I come too?"
"Sure." Kagome set off with Shippo on her shoulder. Her headache was still there, but it wasn't as bad.
'Maybe I took too much of that sleeping potion.' She thought to herself. She and Shippo walked through the village looking for their friend.
"Oh, I see her!" Shippo pointed after they had been walking awhile. Sango was sitting on a rock near some houses. She had a thoughtful look on her face. "Sango! Hey San-" Kagome never finished because right then Sango stood up, and in a loud, melodious voice,
"Little town
It's a quiet little village
Ev'ry day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Walking up to say..."
"I didn't know Sango could sing." Shippo said.
"Neither did I." Kagome said. She stopped dead in her tracks. Right then, villagers left and right poked their heads out of their windows and doors, and simultaneously sang out,
"Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!"
Kagome's eyes got wide as the entire village came out of their houses and starting singing.
In French.
The village baker was walking by with his piping hot rolls. Sango noticed this.
"There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town."
The baker stopped, to look at Sango. "Good morning Sango!"
"Good morning Monsieur." She replied.
"Where are you off to today?"
"Shard hunting. I just heard the most wonderful rumor, about a demon with a shard and-"
"That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!" the baker interrupted.
Kagome and Shippo looked in awe as the rest of the village began to sing about Sango, as if she couldn't hear them.
"Look there she goes that girl is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?"
One old woman sang out loudly, "Never part of any crowd."
A middle aged guy added, "'Cause her head's up on some cloud."
Everyone else joined in, "No denying she's a funny girl that Sango."
Kagome's mouth dropped. What the hell was going on? Why was everybody singing? Had she missed the rehearsals or something? She decided to find Sango, who had walked off. As she pushed through the crowd, she heard snippets of conversation.
"Bonjour!" one woman was saying.
"Good day!" a man answered.
"How is your family?" she asked.
"Bonjour!" another woman said
"Good day!" was the reply.
"How is your wife?" she inquired
"I need six eggs!" one woman with a bunch of kids was screaming.
"That's too expensive!" another man argued.
"There must be more that this provincial life!" Sango's voice rang above the crowd. Kagome and Shippo followed it to the local blacksmith.
"Good morning sir. I've come to browse again." She said.
"See anything you like?" the blacksmith asked.
"Oh, yes, this sword. I can't seem to put it down when I come. Have anything new?"
"Not since yesterday."
"That's alright. I'll just look at...this one!" she pointed to the same sword again.
"That one? You've goggled at that one forever!"
"Well it's my favorite! Smooth metal, sharp edge, beautiful handle-"
"Well if you like all that much, it's yours!"
"But sir!" Sango looked surprised yet pleased.
"I insist." The blacksmith said.
"Thank you. Thank you very much!" She skipped merrily out of the shop.
"Since when does Sango sing? Since when does she SKIP?!" Kagome asked herself. Shippo just shrugged.
"There's gotta be something in the water..." Kagome mused. She started to go after Sango again, only to be stopped by the villagers, again. Only this time, not only were they singing, they were dancing too.
Simultaneously.
Kagome would never look at them the same way again.
"Look there, she goes that girl is peculiar
I wonder if she's feeling well
With a dreamy far-off look
And that sword that she just took
What a puzzle to rest of us is Sango"
The villagers danced across the town square, singing loudly and in harmony. Sango sat down once again to admire her new weapon of destruction. She sang out softly,
"Oh, isn't it amazing?
It's my favorite sword because---you'll see
Here's where the hilt meets metal
But look I can even cut down a tree!
But, I won't use it until, a serious emergency!"
Kagome had had it. "STOP!!!" She screamed. The crowd stared at her. "What the hell is going on? Since when has this village gone completely crazy? What are you all doing?!" she yelled.
"Um...we're singing and dancing Lady Kagome." One little boy said.
"Yeah, I caught that. What in the world possessed you to do so?"
The crowd just shrugged and dispersed. Kagome marched up to Sango.
"Good morning Kagome." Sango said cheerfully.
"Since when do you go around skipping and singing in the middle of a village?" Kagome pointed at her.
"Since...today, I guess." Sango said. Kagome stared at her in awe.
"You and the villagers were singing some parts in French."
"Yep, I guess so." She shrugged.
"But, you don't know even French." Kagome argued.
"Um...I guess I must've looked in one of your spell books you bring from your time and picked up a few things." Sango reasoned.
"I'm not taking French." Kagome pointed out.
"Oh. Well, that's a bit weird. Anyways, let's go and get something to eat." Sango rose from her seat and walked off toward Kaede's hut, with Shippo tagging along behind her and Kagome looking absolutely baffled.
"There's gotta be something in the water." Kagome told herself again. She made a mental note to start bringing her own beverages from then on out as she asked herself, "What is going on?"
END OF CHAPTER 2
Well, hope you all enjoyed. BTW, the song we used was called "Bonjour" (I think) and it's from the Disney movie Beauty and the Beast. Not ours. Don't sue. Anyways, you know what to do.
You don't?
Well let me enlighten you.
REVIEW!!!
Shiroryu: This'll be fun!
Saffron: Yeah, I can't wait. How'd we come up with this anyway?
Shiroryu: Not sure.
Saffron: So I guess we should do the disclaimer now.
Shiroryu: *laughs* You're a funny one. Around here, we don't do disclaimers, because Inuyasha is mine.
Attorney: Ahem.
Saffron: Who's that.
Shiroryu: My attorney.
Attorney: Say it.
Shiroryu: No.
Attorney: Alright, Saffron Spice, will you please tell the audience that Inuyasha and everything affiliated with him is not yours?
Saffron: Sure. Inuyasha, Inuyasha characters, the idea of Inuyasha, and all the songs used in this fanfic are not ours. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Disney.
Shiroryu: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Kagome woke up the next morning with a pounding headache. "Ugh...Am I in hell?" she groaned to herself. She sat up. "I feel like I've been mowed over by a MacDonald's truck. Repeatedly."
"Ah, ye have awakened." Kaede said as she walked into the hut. "Ye have been asleep for quite awhile."
"Really?" Kagome said. She looked around. "Hey, where's Sango?"
"She went into the village to walk around. Ye should go join her."
"Alright." Kagome got up and stretched and walked out of the hut.
"Good morning Kagome!" a little bundle of fur jumped into her arms.
"Hey Shippo! Where're Inuyasha and Miroku?"
"I dunno." He said. "Where're you going?" he asked.
"Into the village to find Sango."
"Cool. Can I come too?"
"Sure." Kagome set off with Shippo on her shoulder. Her headache was still there, but it wasn't as bad.
'Maybe I took too much of that sleeping potion.' She thought to herself. She and Shippo walked through the village looking for their friend.
"Oh, I see her!" Shippo pointed after they had been walking awhile. Sango was sitting on a rock near some houses. She had a thoughtful look on her face. "Sango! Hey San-" Kagome never finished because right then Sango stood up, and in a loud, melodious voice,
"Little town
It's a quiet little village
Ev'ry day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Walking up to say..."
"I didn't know Sango could sing." Shippo said.
"Neither did I." Kagome said. She stopped dead in her tracks. Right then, villagers left and right poked their heads out of their windows and doors, and simultaneously sang out,
"Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!"
Kagome's eyes got wide as the entire village came out of their houses and starting singing.
In French.
The village baker was walking by with his piping hot rolls. Sango noticed this.
"There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town."
The baker stopped, to look at Sango. "Good morning Sango!"
"Good morning Monsieur." She replied.
"Where are you off to today?"
"Shard hunting. I just heard the most wonderful rumor, about a demon with a shard and-"
"That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!" the baker interrupted.
Kagome and Shippo looked in awe as the rest of the village began to sing about Sango, as if she couldn't hear them.
"Look there she goes that girl is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?"
One old woman sang out loudly, "Never part of any crowd."
A middle aged guy added, "'Cause her head's up on some cloud."
Everyone else joined in, "No denying she's a funny girl that Sango."
Kagome's mouth dropped. What the hell was going on? Why was everybody singing? Had she missed the rehearsals or something? She decided to find Sango, who had walked off. As she pushed through the crowd, she heard snippets of conversation.
"Bonjour!" one woman was saying.
"Good day!" a man answered.
"How is your family?" she asked.
"Bonjour!" another woman said
"Good day!" was the reply.
"How is your wife?" she inquired
"I need six eggs!" one woman with a bunch of kids was screaming.
"That's too expensive!" another man argued.
"There must be more that this provincial life!" Sango's voice rang above the crowd. Kagome and Shippo followed it to the local blacksmith.
"Good morning sir. I've come to browse again." She said.
"See anything you like?" the blacksmith asked.
"Oh, yes, this sword. I can't seem to put it down when I come. Have anything new?"
"Not since yesterday."
"That's alright. I'll just look at...this one!" she pointed to the same sword again.
"That one? You've goggled at that one forever!"
"Well it's my favorite! Smooth metal, sharp edge, beautiful handle-"
"Well if you like all that much, it's yours!"
"But sir!" Sango looked surprised yet pleased.
"I insist." The blacksmith said.
"Thank you. Thank you very much!" She skipped merrily out of the shop.
"Since when does Sango sing? Since when does she SKIP?!" Kagome asked herself. Shippo just shrugged.
"There's gotta be something in the water..." Kagome mused. She started to go after Sango again, only to be stopped by the villagers, again. Only this time, not only were they singing, they were dancing too.
Simultaneously.
Kagome would never look at them the same way again.
"Look there, she goes that girl is peculiar
I wonder if she's feeling well
With a dreamy far-off look
And that sword that she just took
What a puzzle to rest of us is Sango"
The villagers danced across the town square, singing loudly and in harmony. Sango sat down once again to admire her new weapon of destruction. She sang out softly,
"Oh, isn't it amazing?
It's my favorite sword because---you'll see
Here's where the hilt meets metal
But look I can even cut down a tree!
But, I won't use it until, a serious emergency!"
Kagome had had it. "STOP!!!" She screamed. The crowd stared at her. "What the hell is going on? Since when has this village gone completely crazy? What are you all doing?!" she yelled.
"Um...we're singing and dancing Lady Kagome." One little boy said.
"Yeah, I caught that. What in the world possessed you to do so?"
The crowd just shrugged and dispersed. Kagome marched up to Sango.
"Good morning Kagome." Sango said cheerfully.
"Since when do you go around skipping and singing in the middle of a village?" Kagome pointed at her.
"Since...today, I guess." Sango said. Kagome stared at her in awe.
"You and the villagers were singing some parts in French."
"Yep, I guess so." She shrugged.
"But, you don't know even French." Kagome argued.
"Um...I guess I must've looked in one of your spell books you bring from your time and picked up a few things." Sango reasoned.
"I'm not taking French." Kagome pointed out.
"Oh. Well, that's a bit weird. Anyways, let's go and get something to eat." Sango rose from her seat and walked off toward Kaede's hut, with Shippo tagging along behind her and Kagome looking absolutely baffled.
"There's gotta be something in the water." Kagome told herself again. She made a mental note to start bringing her own beverages from then on out as she asked herself, "What is going on?"
END OF CHAPTER 2
Well, hope you all enjoyed. BTW, the song we used was called "Bonjour" (I think) and it's from the Disney movie Beauty and the Beast. Not ours. Don't sue. Anyways, you know what to do.
You don't?
Well let me enlighten you.
REVIEW!!!