Sugar High
Chapter 6
(Everyone is sleeping)
Inuyasha-(Wakes up to sounds in the kitchen) Oh no! It's a burglar! He's gonna come kill us all and me! (Picks up the tv and slowly walks to the kitchen) Haha! No one can survive the wrath of television! Soon burglar, you will be no more! (Hides behind the corner and looks into the kitchen) He looks evil…maybe even more evil than bunnies! DIE! (Throws the tv and just misses the burglar) Damn! (Frantically looks for something else to throw and finds a table and picks it up)
?-Inuyasha! What the hell are you doing!
Inuyasha-(Looks at the burglar and hides behind the table he's holding) H-how do you know me?
?-Sit!
Inuyasha-(Falls and the table lands on top of him) Ohh…Hi Kagome! What're you doing up?
Kagome-I was gonna make breakfast when…
Inuyasha-At 2 in the morning?
Kagome-Yes. I screw up a lot ok?
Inuyasha-Ohh…(Starts laughing)
Kagome-Sit!
Inuyasha-(Falls again) Oww…
Kagome-Like I was saying…I was gonna make breakfast when I noticed there was no sugar…
Inuyasha-N-NO SUGAR!
Kagome-Shut up! I don't want everyone to know!
Inuyasha-Sorry…
Kagome-Now go back to sleep I'll just make the pancakes without sugar…
Inuyasha-Huh? What're pancakes?
Kagome-You'll find out tomorrow. Night.
Inuyasha-Night.
(7 hours later…)
Sango-Uhh…this is good Kagome!
Naraku-What're you talking about? This is disgusting! (Spits it out)
Kagome-(Starts crying)
Inuyasha-(Takes out Tetsusaiga and cuts off Naraku's head)
Naraku's head-Haha! I can regenerate! (Reattaches to his body)
Inuyasha-(Punches him) But I can still hurt you!
Naraku-Meanie!
Sesshomaru-I'm not saying it's gross…but it's gross.
Everyone- -.-'
Miroku-It tastes like something's missing…
Inuyasha-(Glares at him)
Miroku-N-not that it's a bad thing!
Kagome-Ok! There's no sugar in them!
(Silence)
Sesshomaru-W-wha-?
Sango-Y-you're kidding…right?
Kagome-No I'm not.
(Silence)
(Everyone except Inuyasha and Kagome start destroying Kagome's kitchen looking for sugar)
Inuyasha and Kagome-O.O
Kagome-Inuyasha…do something!
Inuyasha-Everyone stop or die!
(Everyone keeps destroying)
Inuyasha-Uhh…Wind Scar! (Hits everyone and they go flying off the ground and it made a huge hole in the wall to outside)
Sesshomaru-I'm flying! WEEEEEE!
(Everyone falls)
Sesshomaru-Ok! Who made me fall! (Takes out Tokijin and points it at Naraku)
Naraku-What! I did nothing! (Runs out the hole in the wall)
Sesshomaru-(Tries to chase him through the wall but his fluff makes him too big) I WILL GET YOU! JUST YOU WAIT!
Naraku-(Runs away to no one knows where)
Inuyasha-Where's he going?
Sango-Probably to no one knows where.
Inuyasha-No one knows where he's going?
Miroku-No Inuyasha. No one knows where is a place.
Sesshomaru-A pretty place where butterflies dance and trees sing! (Gets a dreamy look on his face)
Everyone-(Looks at him weirdly)
Sesshomaru-Oh crap! Did I just say that out loud?
Everyone-(Slowly nods)
Sesshomaru-NOOOOOOOOO! (Faints)
Sango-(Grabs a piece of broken wall and pokes Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru-(While still unconscious) (Grabs Sango's hand and pulls her down to lay on him and hugs her close so she cant get away) I know you want to Julie… (Takes off Sango's shirt and skirt)
Sango-Miroku! Do something!
Miroku-Wind Tunnel! (Sucks up Sango's shirt and skirt)
Sango-NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Sesshomaru-(Starts touching Sango in certain places)
Miroku-Ok that's going too far! Quit doing my job! (Hits Sesshomaru on the head with his staff)
Sesshomaru-Ohh…Julie…(Wakes up with his hand in Sango's panties) HEY! YOU'RE NOT JULIE! WHO RECKED MY DREAM WITH JULIE!
Everyone-(Weird look)
Sesshomaru-Uhh…I mean…WHO WOKE I, THE GREAT LORD FLUFF, FROM HIS SEX DREAM!
Everyone-(Scared and weirded out look)
Sesshomaru-DAMN! WHY CAN'T I, THE GREAT LORD FLUFF, TALK TODAY! (Tries to fit thorough the hole in the wall again but fails) DAMN! (Opens the kitchen window and tries to get out but fails) DAMN! (Runs around all of the main floor trying to get out of all the windows but fails. All everyone can hear is Lord Fluff saying damn. Runs upstairs and tries to get out all the windows up there but fails. All everyone can hear is Lord Fluff saying damn) I GIVE UP! (Runs back to the kitchen)
Inuyasha-Uhh…Fluff? Why don't you just try the front door?
Sesshomaru-That's a stupid idea!…Oh I know! I'll just go out the front door! I bet you stupid people never thought of that before! (Tries to get through the window at the front door) DAMN! (Sits on the ground and bends over and hugs his knees and rocks back and forth slowly)
Everyone- -.-'
Sango-Uhh…I need something to wear…
Miroku-No you don't! (Staring at her panties)
SLAP!
Kagome-Ok Sango. Come with me. You can wear some of my clothes.
(They go to Kagome's room)
Kagome-(Opens her closet, revealing all her clothes)
Sango-Uhh…Kagome?
Kagome-Yes? (Starts going through her clothes trying to find the best ones)
Sango-All your clothes are the same…
Kagome-No! (Holds a school uniform up) See? This one is whiter! (Puts it away. Holds up two of the exact same uniforms) Now…which one do you like better?
Sango-Doesn't matter they're exactly the same…
Kagome-No! This one's shirt is a darker green! (Holds up the left one which looks exactly like the right one) Here! This one's lighter green shirt will go better with that bra! (Gives her the right one which looks exactly like the left one)
Sango-Ok…(Puts it on)
(They both go downstairs)
Sango-(To Miroku) Don't even think about it!
Miroku-I didn't do anything yet!
Inuyasha-Yet?
Kagome-How are we gonna fix our no sugar problem?
Sango-You could go to the store.
Kagome-What's a store?
Miroku-Uhh…
Inuyasha-Here just put on this blindfold and we'll take you there.
Kagome-Ok. (Puts it on)
Miroku-(Whispers to Sango and Miroku) We finally know something she doesn't about this era!
(Sango and Inuyasha nod)
(At the store…)
Miroku-Ok Kagome! You can take off the blindfold now.
Kagome-Ok! (Takes it off) O.O IT'S HUMUNGO! (Runs around stuffing stuff into her pockets)
Inuyasha-(Runs after her and keeps her from touching anything and puts back everything in her pockets)
Sango-(Runs off to get the sugar)
(So they buy the sugar, drop it off at Kagome's and go off to no one knows where! Leaving Lord Fluff all alone until Julie comes…no he wasn't just someone in his dreams…yes Julie is a guy…and Lord Fluff has his dream again but he wasn't sleeping this time…)
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A/n: Well that was unexpected…O.O. Not even I, the great Lordess Kitsune, knew where I was going with this…Please! Ideas are gratefully appreciated and you will get the honor of credit! And if you want you can send in reviews to help me write Crazed Up Chick's idea of them destroying a castle in Europe!