Sugar High
A/n: This is a bit different then my other chapters cuz me and two of my friends are in it: Naraku's Sister (penname: xXXNaraku's SisterXXx) is Inuyashi, Lindsay (penname: Akau) is Yuki and I'm Mayaka.
Chapter 7Sesshomaru-(Is in Kagome's attic for no reason whatsoever. Screams like a little schoolgirl)
Everyone-(Runs up there)
Kagome-What is it Fluff?
Sesshomaru-T-there's a b-b-box! A-and it's n-not square!
Sango-So what's in it?
Box-Don't just stand there! Open me!
Naraku-It talked?
Box-Duh. Why wouldn't I?
Inuyasha-Hmm…I don't know! All boxes talk!
Miroku-Ok…let's open it! (Opens it)
Mayaka-AHHHHHH! The light! It burns!
Inuyashi-Huh? (Looks at Miroku) Miroku! Can I bare your children? Pleeeeeeaaaaase? (Jumps out of the box onto him. Sees Sesshomaru, gets off of Miroku, and jumps on him) Hey sexy bastard! (Starts trying to strip him)
Sesshomaru-(Takes out Tenseiga thinking it's Tokijin and cuts Inuyashi)
Inuyashi-I'm dying! NOOOO!…Wha-? I'm not dead?
Sesshomaru-(Looks at his sword seeing it's Tenseiga) DAMN! (Gets up knocking Inuyashi off of him. Takes out Tokijin and is about to cut her when…)
Kagome-Fluff! Sit!
Inuyasha-(Falls) Dumbass!
Kagome-No!
Sesshomaru-Haha! Stupid girl!
Kagome-Meanie!
Inuyashi-(Jumps out the window and runs away)
Yuki-(Jumps out of the box, closes it so Mayaka doesn't die from blindness, and looks around) Huh? Where's Koga? Who killed Koga!
Sango-Uhh…he did! (Points to Naraku)
Naraku-Wha-? NOOOO! I didn't do anything!
Yuki-What! I can't kill him! (Runs up to Naraku and hugs him)
Naraku-See? Not everyone hates me!
Everyone- O.O
Yuki-(Backs away from Naraku) Now show me Koga!
Sesshomaru-He's thataway! (Points out the window)
Yuki-Ok! (Jumps out the window but lands in a bush) Koga! Where are you? (Walks across the road when there's lots of cars and causes lots of accidents) Koga! KOGA!
Koga-(In a far off land on the other side of the road Yuki just crossed…yes she walked right past him...) I hear someone calling me! They must be in danger! I must rescue them! (Jumps on top of the cars to get to the other side of the road) Huh? Where's the desperate person in need?
Yuki-Huh? That sounded like Koga! Koga!
Koga-(Looks at Yuki) Huh? You're not in danger! And quit saying my name! You've already said it…(Starts counting on his fingers) ok nevermind…I can't count…
(An ice cream truck playing the barney theme song drives by)
Yuki-OOOO! Ice cream!
Ice cream truck-(Stops)
Yuki-(Starts walking towards it)
Koga-No don't! That's the evil ice cream truck!
Yuki-(Keeps walking towards it)
Koga-I'm serious!
Yuki-(Asks for ice cream)
Ice cream guy-(Giving her her ice cream)
Koga-NOOOOO! (Jumps to Yuki and picks her up before she grabs her ice cream and runs away with his super duper super-charged turbo tornado speed!…couldn't resist…)
Yuki-Hey! Why'd you do that?
Koga-Didn't you hear the music?
Yuki-Ya. It was awful. So what?
Koga-Once you eat that ice cream you become evil!
Yuki-So?
Koga-You can't talk.
Yuki-So?
Koga-You can't walk or run!
Yuki-So?
Koga-You can't have sex!
Yuki-NOOOOOOO! Wanna do it?
Koga-(Puts her on top of a moving car)
Yuki-I will fuck you! You can't escape me forever!
(Now back to me in the box…)
Inuyasha-Wasn't there another one in there?
Miroku-No. I don't think so.
Kagome-Oh well. Let's look anyway. (Opens the box)
Mayaka-Hey! It isn't bright anymore! NOOOO! I must be going blind! (Stands up in the box and starts running around in circles, running into the sides of the box)
Sesshomaru-(Grabs Mayaka by the back of the neck of her shirt and holds her up in the air)
Mayaka-Need…air…(Passes out)
Kagome-Fluff! You killed her! (Hits him on the back of his head making him drop Mayaka)
Mayaka-(Still unconscious and starts saying really perverted stuff that's way too perverted for this fanfic that include her and Inuyasha)
Sango-Kagome…
Kagome-Yes?
Sango-I don't think she's dead…
Kagome-Oh.
Miroku-She even surpasses me in pervertedness…
Sesshomaru-NOOOOO! THERE'S SOMEONE WITH MORE PERVERTED SEX DREAMS THEN I, THE GREAT LORD FLUFF!
Kagome-SHUT UP! YOU'LL WAKE HER UP!
Mayaka-(Wakes up) KAGOME SHUT UP! YOU RUINED MY SEX DREAM WITH INUYASHA!
Inuyasha-What's a sex dream?
Sesshomaru-You're so stupid, inferior hanyou brother.
Miroku-You knew what it was in chapter 6!
Inuyasha-I was just going along with everyone!
Sango-Well then you'll just have to wait until you're older to learn.
Inuyasha-But…I'm at least 50 years older then you!
Mayaka-(Sneaks up behind Inuyasha, undoes his kimono, takes off his loin cloth and grabs it)
Inuyasha-(Grabs Mayaka and throws her out the window)
Mayaka-(Ends up where Yuki and Inuyashi are)
(Yuki and Inuyashi have a plan drawn out on a purply greenish blueish paper and on it, covering more then half of the giant, 10footx10foot paper is written in giant 8footx7foot letters was Plan to fuck SIK)
Mayaka-SIK?
Yuki-Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Koga.
Mayaka-Ohh…
Inuyashi-Baka…
Mayaka-I know:3
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A/n: I might make a part 2: Our plan but I donno. IDEAS ARE WELCOME AND GREATLY APPRECIATED! Arigatou to Naraku's Sister for her idea of her being in the box!