Sugar High

A/n: Before I start this chapter I'd just like to say I'm VERY sorry for making you wait so long for this chapter! I had part of this chapter written for a long time but it was just way too short. The next chapter you shouldn't have to wait too long for since me and my friend Yuki are writing it and it's already about half done but we're not writing it very fast so who knows. It would also help if you reviewed me ideas! Omadesallafanclub I thank you for your idea of Kikyo dying and Sesshomaru and Inuyasha peeing on her! Oh and Kikyo lovers you might want to skip the beginning of this chapter. I'll put a note when there's no more stuff to do with Kikyo. I'm calling everyone the inu-tachi instead of writing Naraku, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango and Miroku each time.

Chapter 8

(Kikyo is walking in a forest singing Unerasable Sin to herself in her horrible horrible singing voice)

Kikyo: Itsumo no shisen ni kimi ga ite kokyuu ga dekiru
Boku ni totte nara Sore dake de
Mou Juubun na hazu na no ni

(A whole bunch of demons pop out of nowhere, covering their ears and screaming out in pain)

Kikyo: Chippoke na boku wa kurikaesu ayamachi bakari
Dorehodo tsuyosa wo te ni shitara
Nani mo kizutsukezu sumu no?

Demons: AHHHHH! (Their eyes turn red and they all look at Kikyo as if looks could kill)

Kikyo: Mayowazu ni Kono ai wo shinji ikiteyuku
Fusagaranu kizuguchi mo gyu'tto dakishimete

Demons: (Run at Kikyo, screaming)

Kikyo: Futari wa aruki-tsuzukeru Ato ni wa modorenai kara
Ima demo kono mune no oku Kesenai tsumi wa itamu kedo
DARLING

Demons: (Jump on Kikyo and start attacking her)

Kikyo: (Stops singing or whatever you wanna call what she was doing) Where did you guys come from? (Starts petting the attacking demons)

Random Demon: (Bites Kikyo's finger)

Kikyo: OW! Bad demon! But I still love you! (Hugs the demon)

(The demons keep attacking Kikyo and Kikyo keeps saying to each demon that attacks her: OW! Bad demon! But I still love you! Then she hugs them. This goes on until Kikyo is…sniffles…starts crying…OH MY GOD! WHAT AM I SAYING! Ok let's try that again…This goes on until Kikyo is…throws streamers and other stuff in the air…DEAD!)

female inu: (Appears out of nowhere and starts singing Unerasble Sin, not badly like Kikyo did)

(Me and all the demons start dancing and all the demons join me in singing Unerasable Sin)

(The next day…after all the demons are gone and I'm back home, having a party with Yuki, to celebrate Kikyo's death…a sex freak is walking along in the forest and sees Kikyo)

Sex freak: Hmm…? A girl? Just lying there? Free sex! (Walks up to Kikyo and shudders) She's too ugly to have sex with! Even if it is free! (Walks away)

A/n: KIKYO LOVERS IT IS NOW SAFE TO READ!

(The Inu-tachi see the forest Kikyo's dead in)

Miroku: Maybe there's some hot girls in there! (Walks into the forest)

Sango: I'd better go after him. (Follows him)

Kagome: OOO! Sango and Miroku alone in a forest! I wanna see this! (Follows them and drags Inuyasha behind her)

Inuyasha: Hey! Why do I have to come too?

Sesshomaru: Maybe there are some gay guys in there that wanna have sex with me!

Naraku: I'll have sex with you.

Sesshomaru: Ok!

(They start having sex)

Shippo: (coughs) I'm right here y'know!

Sesshomaru: (Pulls Shippo down and they start having a three-some)

(With Inuyasha and Kagome)

Kagome: Where's Fluff and Naraku?

(With Sesshomaru and Naraku)

Sesshomaru: I'm sorry Naraku but you suck at sex. (Gets up and gets dressed) And you too uhh…umm…what's your name again? Oh well I'll just call you Bob. (Throws Shippo then walks into the forest)

Naraku: Wait! (Chases after Sesshomaru)

(All the inu-tachi are together again and they walk past Kikyo)

Inuyasha: Hey Fluff.

Sesshomaru: What?

Inuyasha: I've just thought of another thing better about me.

Sesshomaru: What do you mean another? Everything about me is better.

Inuyasha: Just shut up and listen. My cock's bigger then yours.

Sesshomaru: What the hell are you talking about?

Inuyasha: Well there's no way yours could be bigger.

Sesshomaru: Well it is.

Inuyasha: No mine is.

Sesshomaru: Mine!

Inuyasha: MINE!

Kagome: Why don't you both pee on Kikyo and we can decide!

Inuyasha: Fine with me.

Sesshomaru: Same with me.

(They both take off the bottom of their kimonos and their loincloths and they start peeing on Kikyo)

Sango: (STARE)

Miroku: No Sango! Don't you wanna see mine?

Sango: (Still staring at Sesshomaru's and Inuyasha's cocks)

Miroku: (Completely strips) Sango! Look!

Sango: (Still staring at Sesshomaru and Inuyasha)

Kagome: (Been staring at Sesshomaru and Inuyasha the whole time)

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha: (Puts their loincloths and the bottoms of their kimonos back on) So who's bigger?

Kagome: Uhh…I forgot to look.

Sango: Can you do it again?

Sesshomaru: I don't have anything left.

Inuyasha: Me neither.

Miroku: Ok is anyone even gonna bother looking at me? I'm completely naked y'know!

Everyone: (Just ignores Miroku)

Miroku: … (Puts his clothes back on)

Everyone: (Looks at Miroku)

Sango: Hi Miroku! When'd you get here?

Miroku: I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME! NAKED TOO!

Kagome: Really? I didn't notice you!

Miroku: (Says sarcastically) Oh that really makes me feel better.

Sango: Oh! I know what'll make you feel better! (Grabs Miroku's hand and drags him behind a bush and starts striping)

Miroku: (STARE)

Sango: (Is now completely naked)

Miroku: (Strips completely)

Sango: Miroku? Where'd you go? Oh well. (Gets dressed again)

Miroku: Huh? Sango? What are you talking about? I'm right here!

Sango: (Walks away)

Miroku: What the hell is going on? (Gets dressed then walks back out of the bush)

Sango: Miroku! There you are!

Miroku: Oh I get it! When I'm naked no one can see me and when I'm dressed everyone can see me! But how's that possible?

Inuyasha: I just noticed something…

Everyone: Oh my god! Inuyasha actually noticed something!

Inuyasha: …do you wanna know what I noticed or not!

Sesshomaru: Sure we do but it's just hard to believe that you actually noticed something!

Inuyasha: SHUT UP! Now here's what I noticed:

Miroku: Maybe he noticed what's happening to me!

Inuyasha: NARAKU'S GONE MISSING!

Kagome: So? He's been gone since we went into this forest.

Sesshomaru: Inuyasha must only care about him because he's gay!

Inuyasha: What! I'm not gay!

Sesshomaru: I have proof that you are! (Takes out a picture of two guys having sex)

Inuyasha: That's not me! Wait…one of those people look like you!

Sesshomaru: He has dog ears and a red kimono! So it can't be me! It's obviously you!

Inuyasha: That looks like someone drew the dog ears on with marker and drew on extra hair to cover his ears, fluff, and that metal thing and the kimono looks coloured red!

Everyone: What?

Inuyasha: Bakas…(Walks up to a lake and puts the picture in it, washing off the marker) See? You can now tell that that's Fluff and not me!

Everyone but Sesshomaru: (Gasp)

Sesshomaru: Uhh…BYE! (Runs away)

(That night…)

Sango: Hey Miroku. Wanna have sex?

Miroku: Ok!

(So off they go to the bushes and they both strip)

Sango: Miroku? Where are you?

Miroku: RIGHT HERE!

Sango: (Gets dressed and walks back to the others)

Naraku: (In the trees above Miroku) Kukuku!

Miroku: DAMMIT! (Puts his clothes back on and goes back to the others)

Naraku: (Jumps down from the tree and picks up something off the ground) I love this thing!

A/n: I'm officially tired of typing. 4 hours yesterday and now this! If you didn't the part about Miroku then I'll tell you: Naraku followed him around everywhere and when he got naked he would drop an invisible cloak that Miroku couldn't feel on him. This cloak made Miroku invisible and it made it so no one could hear him. It also falls off when he bends down to pick up his clothes. I have now named all of my chapters!