Why I am Locked Up in a Looney Bin
Bonjour! (That's hello in French, in honor of school starting) I am tres, tres happy because I just got my computer fixed, so now it works and I can write the stories that you all love, right? RIGHT? Humph. I might as well cut to le chase then.
Disclaimer- WHY? Why do they make me say this? It's too painful! Fine, I'll say it. I don't own Avatar.
Kudos to all of my reviewers, and I say all of them because I got about a billion reviews! YAY!
Back to le story!
"This is your house? It's huge!" Aang exclaimed as we walked down the driveway.
"Yep, this is where I have lived for 6 years. My parents aren't home right now, so you guys don't have to be introduced for a while," I said, pulling my house key out of my jeans pocket. I unlocked the door and ushered Aang, Katara and Sokka into the big kitchen, with its vaulted ceilings and clean white counters.
"Holy crap!" Sokka exclaimed.
"Yeah, it's pretty big. This is the kitchen, where we keep the food. And through this door is my mom's office and the hallway. Upstairs is my room, my parent's room, the guest room and my bathroom." I dropped my backpack down onto the floor by the counter and grabbed the new issue of Seventeen that had come in the mail.
"Grrrrrrrowl!" Sokka whipped around to find my dog Scout growling at him and raising his hackles menacingly. "Whoa! What is that thing?" Sokka yelled, backing into the refrigerator.
"Down Scout!" I said, grabbing his collar and shutting him in the laundry room. "He's my dog. I also have a cat named Diamond, but she's in my room. Do you think you could move over a tad, Sokka?"
Sokka stepped away from the fridge and stared at me while I opened the door and pulled out a soda. "Any of you guys want a soda? We've got Coke and Sprite."
"What's soda?" Katara asked, peering at the can I held in my hand.
"It's a kind of fizzy drink with caffeine and lots of sugar in it."
"I want one!" Aang said, putting up his hand. I handed him a Sprite. Best not to get that kid too hyper. I gave Sokka and Katara each a Sprite too.
I motioned for them to follow me as I walked up the stairs. We all filed into my room and I flopped down on the bed. "Oh, I forgot to show you. Bathroom is down the hall on the left. There's a shower, a sink and a toilet. Got it?"
All of them nodded, and Aang began to poke around my room. "What are those ribbons from?" he asked, pointing to my awards.
"I won those in horse shows. Horses are kind of like Komodo Rhinos, but they don't have horns and they're not evil. Plus they're not lizards. Now, we need to find you guys some clothes."
"We have clothes," Katara protested, but I had already opened my dresser and started throwing tee shirts and low-rise jeans on my bed.
Katara picked up a hot pink shirt with the words Hot Enough For Ya? printed in yellow across the front. "I can't wear these!" she cried.
"Sure you can! You certainly can't go out in public looking like that!" I said smartly, throwing some tie-dye socks at her.
An hour later, Katara's hair was three inches shorter and was up in a high ponytail, with her bangs fluffed out and wearing an electric blue shirt and dark jeans.
Sokka's hair had been gelled so it looked kind of normal. He was wearing my relaxed fit jeans that were 2 sizes too big for me, and a Nirvana t-shirt.
Aang was dressed in my worn out regular jeans and had a John Deere shirt on. He also had a Quicksilver cap on that nicely covered his arrow.
I settled down into my pillows with my magazine, eager to read about the truth on Amanda Bynes. I didn't notice Sokka open one of my drawers and start sifting through it. "Hey Kelsey, what's this?"
I looked up over the top of my magazine. I had just taken a sip of Sprite, and I promptly spat it out all over my magazine. "Holy shit! Sokka, give that to me right now!" I screamed. Sokka had a tampon pinched in between his pointer finger and thumb.
Sokka threw the tampon at me. My face was rapidly turning beet red. "What is it?"
"It's a tampon," I said, not looking at him and reaching for it. He grabbed it away. "What does it do?" he asked
My face lost all of its color immediately. I shot a panicked look at Katara, who had her hands over her mouth. "Uh, I, uh, Katara will tell you!" I said, dumping the load on Katara.
Katara's eyes widened and she mouthed silently and then shot an evil look at me. "It's for girls," she said, grabbing it from him and throwing it at me. It hit my forehead and bounced off.
I grabbed it and shoved it in my underwear drawer, then picked up a thong off the floor. I jammed that in too. Then I slammed it and spread ink on the underside of the handle. "Never touch my stuff unless I tell you that you can. That is rule number one around here. Number two. Don't ever go into my parent's room! They will seriously flip out. Now, find something productive to do, like read a book, or watch TV. In fact, why don't we all watch TV? My favorite show is coming on in half an hour."
"Water, earth, fire, air. Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished."
"Hey, that sounds like me! And how do they know about Avatar?" Katara said, sitting up straighter in her chair. We were all downstairs, watching Avatar.
"This is a TV show called Avatar: the Last Airbender. This show is how I knew all your names. Look! There you are Aang," I explained, pointing at the screen, which was now showing the title. "Awesome! The Storm is on! I love this episode!" I ran to my computer and booted it up while watching the television. "And next is… Warriors of Kyoshi! Ooh, Sokka! That episode has some things you might not want Katara and Aang to see on it!" I said, smirking and closing "So that's how Zuko got his scar!" Aang said, staring at the TV with wide eyes.
"You never told me about your past, Aang!" Sokka exclaimed, crossing his arms.
"Shhh!" I said. "Warriors of Kyoshi is on!"
Even later… "Um, guys, how about we stop watching now?" Sokka asked, beginning to get uncomfortable. We were nearing the part when Sokka and Suki shared their tender moment.
I smirked. "But Sokka, this is the good part!" I said.
"I treated you like a girl when I should have treated you like a warrior," Sokka said on the TV.
"I'm a warrior," Suki said, and leaned in and kissed Sokka. "But I'm a girl too." The real Sokka and the TV Sokka both blushed.
Katara and Aang both turned to look at him. Everything was quiet except for the television. "So that's why you were acting so awkward for the rest of the day!" Katara finally said. Sokka stared at his feet.
"Kelsey, I'm home!" my mom called, opening the door.
"Shit!" I said, going pale.
So, how do you like my new chapter? I got tons of reviews last time, so I am hoping to get lots more because you all wanted me to update! In real life, I love bright colors, so that explains all the clothes. I do ride horses, and I have won quite a few ribbons at shows. Also, I apologize to any guys who happen to be reading this fanfic; I just couldn't resist putting that in. Now, you know you want to, so do it! Push that little blue button and REVIEW! Au revior!