Why I am Locked Up in a Looney Bin
Chapter 3: Mild Seizures for Everyone!
Zippity zap! Kelsey's back! Sorry, just had to get that out of my system. I also apologize for not updating in forever, but I had a mild case of writers block. I appreciate all of your reviews, so please, keep them coming! They are much appreciated.
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In the words of um, Kelsey, onward with le fanfic!
"Well, gee mom; it's kind of a long story…" I said, looking down and facing the terrible thing that is my mother.
"Kelsey middle name middle name last name! What on earth are two completely strange boys and a strange girl doing in our house? And why does that boy have an arrow on his head!" my mom ranted. I quickly replied before she gave herself a mild seizure.
"Well, you know that show that Colleen, Amber and I really like? Well, these are the main characters in that show. Meet Aang, Sokka and Katara."
"I'm going insane. Ok, this is just a dream. A very bad dream. Anyways, I came home to take you to your riding lesson. It's almost time to go."
"Riding lesson?" I said blankly. Then I remembered. I had a horseback riding lesson with Amber tonight. "Right, guys, you're going to have to come with me, because I don't fancy to see what might happen if I left you here alone. Just give me a minute to get my boots on mom!"
As soon as I had all of my stuff, I loaded it into the car and opened the door. "Ok, now you have to get into the car." Aang willingly climbed in, and Katara followed him. Sokka eyed the car warily.
"Are you sure this thing is safe?" he asked.
"Perfectly safe, unless we get in a car crash!" I said cheerfully, getting in the front seat and putting my seatbelt on.
"Well now I'm convinced," Sokka said dryly, but he climbed in anyways.
My mom climbed in and started the car, mumbling about switching to decaf.
As soon as we got onto the highway, my backpack started to wiggle. "Huh?" I said, and reached over to open it. Momo leapt out of the main pocket and landed on my mom's head, screeching.
"Arrggh! What the hell?" my mom yelled, jerking the steering wheel. The car swerved wildly, and several people leaned out of their windows and made very rude one-fingered signs at us.
Momo was flung forward, and he clung onto my mom's hair as he slid forward and covered her eyes. Uh-oh.
Aang, Katara and Sokka slid from side to side as the car swerved back and forth. I heard police sirens, but then Momo decided to let go of my mom's head and he crawled onto the gas pedal. Double uh-oh. Now my mom could see but she couldn't slow down.
I started to scream as the traffic light turned red, and there were several cars in front of us. Katara and Sokka were screaming like little girls, but Aang leaned out the open window and swung his staff around. Immediately the car lifted off the ground as Aang bended the air underneath it.
Now we were flying through the air at 90 miles per hour. As soon as we flew over the cars, Aang let us drift gently to the ground. But when the wheels touched pavement, we sped forward. I lurched forward, grabbed Momo around the middle and stuffed him back in my pack. Mom braked suddenly as we arrived at the gates of my riding stable. Everyone was flung forward and my seat collapsed as Aang and Katara fell against it.
I groped around for the door handle and slid out of the car. "That was fun. Lets never do it ever again!" I said, falling to the ground.
Aang, Katara and Sokka's faces were all sheet white. I opened the door and was nearly stampeded as they all scrambled out of the car. "Solid land!" Sokka cried, and he fell onto the gravel driveway.
"Oh, it's so dramatic," I said, and walked into the barn with my stuff.
Katara followed me, leaving Aang and Sokka lying in the parking lot. I dropped my stuff off and got my horse, Romeo, out of his stall. He whinnied inquisitively at Katara, and she jumped a mile.
"W-what is that thing?" she asked in a trembling voice.
"Him?" I said, looking back around at Romeo. "He's a flying mushroom with a head and a tail. No, seriously, this is a horse. You ride them like Rhinos."
Katara still looked wary. "Here," I said, shoving a carrot into her hand. Romeo lunged for the carrot, and Katara squealed as he snatched up the treat.
"Hi Kelsey! Who're your friends?" a girl called out from behind me. Katara and I both turned around and I paled as I saw my friend, Amber. "Aaaaaahhhh! You're Katara!" Amber cried, eyes growing in size alarmingly.
"Katar- no, Amber! Gaaahh! You've got me all confused! Ok, person having a mild seizure! Deep breaths, and stop yelling, people are staring. I have nil idea as how these guys got here, but I was just perfectly innocently taking a math test, and Aang gave my class collective heart attacks by jumping through the window. Then I took them to my house and controlled chaos occurred, including some serious humiliation on my part, and then I risked my friggin' life to come here to have a friggin' riding lesson! So please cut me some slack!"
Amber stared at me like I had grown another head.
"Why does everyone always stare at me like that!" I yelled. Sokka and Aang charged through the barn door.
"We heard yelling! What's going on? Who's she?" Sokka said, out of breath. Amber's eyes rolled back into her head, and she fell to the floor, twitching.
"What's wrong with her?" Aang asked, prodding the still twitching form of Amber.
"Amber is slightly unstable up here," I said, pointing to my head. "Any time she sees people who are from a TV show come bursting into the barn, she has a seizure."
"Wow, that's really weird!" Aang said, looking up at me with a serious expression on his face. I blinked.
"I'm kidding." Jeez, my life was getting freakier and freakier by the millisecond. "Need. Aspirin."
After the lesson, Amber had considerably recovered from her seizure. She avidly looked around. "Where's Momo?"
"If you are referring to the thing that almost killed us, he's in here." I pulled the flying lemur out of my backpack. "Oh, this is a problem." The lemur was frozen in place, looking like a very startled earwig. I mean, lemur. His eyes bugged out of his head, and his legs stuck out at funny angles. "Apparently Momo has not quite recovered from the car trip from the Black Lagoon," I said dryly, holding Momo by one of his legs, and waving him around in the air. He was as stiff as a board.
"Momo!" Amber squealed, grabbing the shell-shocked lemur out of my hands. "What have you done to him!" He suddenly went limp and gasped for breath. "He's alive!" Amber rejoiced, cuddling the big-eared ball of fluff.
"Oh, and while your at it Amber, you could worship the ground he walks on," a sarcastic voice said from behind Amber. We all turned to look as the infamous Colleen leaned against the railing. Next to her stood Prince Zuko, looking a bit like a startled earwig himself.
"Oh, Colleen, please tell me you didn't drive over here yourself," I said in a worried voice, glancing over the Fire Nation prince for obvious injury.
My friend sent a look at me that could have killed. "Heh heh," I said sheepishly, rubbing the back of my neck as I shrank away from her wrath. "So, how has Zuko been treating your place? Any furniture been incinerated yet?" I asked, taking a place next to Sokka.
He looked at me. "Wait, Zuko's staying at her house? I thought she was on our side!" Sokka exclaimed, glaring accusingly at Colleen.
I held up my hands palms out. "She is, she is, she just has a major crush on Zuko and wanted him over at her house so she could have her nasty way with him."
Sokka turned about three shades paler and stared at my friend, who was shamelessly flirting with the apparently uninterested Zuko. "Ew," he said, making a face.
"Kelsey, why is Sokka looking at me like that?"