Summary: Orochimaru died but before that, he gave Kabuto a death wish that he must fulfill for Orochimaru AND him. Kabutox? Vote a girl please.
Disclaimer: Naruto owns to that Misashi Kishimoto guy…
"Kabuto's Little Quest"
Chapter two: Seventh card? …Job!
Kabuto scanned on all his candidates. He felt something was missing. Someone should be in his list. The problem was, he didn't know who!
Yeah, and guess what, that night he had a dream with some angel descending from above and told him something about a black haired woman he had met… sorta met… before when his dear master Orochimaru was still alive.
Well there was a clue. A black haired woman. Yeah. That was sooo informative. The next thing he wanted to know was that she is the assistant of the Godaime Hokage! Oh joy!
Oh man.
He's such an idiot! Of course! It was ANKO! I mean, she was the student of the snake sannin. She is a black haired woman. And she ISN'T the assistant of the Hokage! It MUST be her!
…Oh Kami-sama help him.
It so happens she had never met her before. He had only seen her picture… So who?
It was definitely not Kure…something. He had never met her either.
What a poor, poor cluless fella.
Well, we'll find out who's that girl soon enough… I hope.
Somewhere in Konoha…
Kabuto needed money. And since he can't take missions since he wasn't a shinobi of Leaf then yeah… He's practically penniless.
There's only one solution. He needs a job.
Yes, people, a job. That thing you do to serve the community and all. That thing that wastes your time. That thing that makes you keep on searching for wanted ads everyday until you get a job! Gahhh! The evil thing!
So… what job?
First he needed to list down all the things he's good at… Like being smart. Spying. Being smart. Spying. …And of course! Being an ultra cool medical ninja! Go Kabuto!
To the hospital!
Konoha Hospital…
Ah yes, the best place to heal yourself from those injuries you get from them missions. The best place to meet some friends. And of course the best place to get a job if you happen to be a medic nin! Haha!
And it so happens there's a wanted sign posted outside…
So our hero decided to go inside. And there he saw someone…
"YOU!" his jaw dropped. It was that girl he fought before with the sannin! Yeah! Her! …What's her name?
Shizune looked up from what she was reading and got the same expression as he did. "YOU!"
"What are you doing here!"
"I work here! What about you!"
"I want to work here!"
"Who needs your help you sound scum!"
"The hospital!"
"Are you a medic nin!"
"Yeah!"
"… Okay. You're in."
… Kabuto stared at the black haired woman, "I'm in?"
"Yeah… You start today… Clean up the blood in room 10… The mop is over there…" she pointed to a corner. "Oh, and gramps felt a bit queasy so take care of the vomit while you're at it…"
And Kabuto found himself carrying a mop and a bucket filled with water. "Eh?"
"What are you standing around for? Clean away, matey!" the kunoichi grinned in a pirate-ish way.
… So he did. And guess what, he did a damn good job! Points to Kabuto for ultra cleanliness! Zero for the pokemon who is currently doing who knows what! Yeah!
"To the E.R.! We've gotta give him immediate treatment!" a certain female medical ninja came rushing, pushing one of those beds on wheels thing with what seems like an ANBU member in critical condition. And of course, there was blood. And the blood stained the floor. His floor. The very floor he spent all his love and effort on vanishing it's horrible stains! HIS BELOVED CLEAN FLOOR!
"Hey, four-eyes! Clean up the mess for me, okay?"
He twitched. And he twitched. And he twitched some more… He was gonna kill that girl. That is why…
SHE'S THE SEVENTH CARD! AHAHAHAHA!
… Question was, did he make the right decision?
A/N
Yeah! Shizune has been included by err… popular demand!