Chapter Six - I'm the green one!
Since it had been agreed Boone would step down and be the useless blue one, Locke had been parading and singing "All hail the green one!". Apart from his squawking, there was silence as they trod on through the jungle in search of Charlie.
"Wait..." Boone said.
"Whats that The Blue One?" Locke asked, turning around.
"Wasn't there a supercool White Power Ranger?"
"No..."
"Yeah, yeah there was." Claire said, smiling.
"Oh, I'll be him then." Boone laughed.
"No you won't. I'm the best one."
"Get over it John."
"Oh I am SO over it." He lied, crossing his arms. "I say, the oldest one should be the leader.
"I vote the moodiest one should." Jack said moodily.
"I vote the sexiest one should!" Boone shouted.
"I LIKE FAIRIES!" Claire screamed.
Silence.
"I hate my life."
"Who said that?"
"Who do you think?" Came the moody reply.
"Whats that! It's pretty!" Claire pointed in front of Locke.
Moving forward, the hunter picked up the piece of paper from the floor.
"It says; 'I've gone this way. Try and catch me Lostie Rangers! Lots of love - The Udders.'"
"What could it possibly mean?" Boone asked.
"See? THIS is why you're not the green one!" Locke shouted, pushing Boone on the floor.
"We should go that way then." Jack said moodily.
"It might be a trap though."
"So we should go that way?"
"Erm..."
"What way do we go John?"
"Yeah you're the green one."
"Yeah"
"Yeah, where do we go, you're the green one."
"The green one."
"HEY SHUT UP!" Locke screamed.
"I don't think I like you anymore" Boone said, standing up and rubbing his leg.
Cluck.
"What was that?" Claire asked.
Gobble.
"What the-"
CLUCK! CLUCK! GOBBLE! GOBBLE!
"THE CHICKS!"
To be continued...