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Chapter 2- Ron

Ron didnt know what to do. That was a feeling he knew very well, but this time, it didnt come from having to answer a teachers question. His problem was sitting in a cosy chair, reading one of the thickest books Ron had ever seen. The girls mane of brown hair barely was visible over the top of the chair, but Ron knew his Hermoine when he saw her. The love of his live.

Ron testet his voice before he startet to speak. "Hermione, theres something Ive got to tell you," he startet, but had to stop speaking. The girl in the chair had just gotten out of it, and she was more beautifull than ever. With full lips, gigantik hacel eyes and boobs so big youll never understant how she could balance, she licket her quill seductively and gave him a quizzical look. "The whole Lavender-thing was a mistake. Come on, lets go get some!"

Hermione instantly agreed, and the two of them fount an empty classroom. Afterwards, they movet to Timbuktuu and got 5 boys and 11 girls and 7 cats, all living in perfect harmony, fo course. They didnt ever get to know what happenet to Harry and Voldermort, but they didnt care very much because it wasnt important to the plot of the story.

ron didn't know what to do. he was very familiar with the feeling, but it didn't make it any more comfortable to know that you didn't know. if you know. his major problem this time wasn't a unwritten essay for the next potions class, but rather a girl. the girl, to be precise. luna lovegood had inhabited his brains for good. she was the love of his life. and it just so happened that she was sitting next to his chair in the gryffindoor common room. witch should be impossible, but it wasn't for luna, the love of ron's life.

ron cleared his throat before starting to speak. "luna, there's something you need to know," he said, but stopped the moment luna looked at him. her enourmus dreamy eyes seemed ready to swallow him, and a coy smile played her full and fantastic lips. "i think i love you. will you snog me now?"

it didn't take luna long to agree, and after 2 weeks, the couple moved to iceland. nobody knows why, they just did it anyway. neither really cared about what happened to harry, but they knew they didn't need to worry about him. hermiown would take care of him, so ron and luna could get married and have lots of sex and babys.

Ron didn't know what to do because he was so in love with this girl and he had broken up with her for some stupid reason and now he wanted her back and he didn't know how he would do it and it really made him frustrated because he really genuinely loved Lavender Brown because she was hot and perfect and not a snobby know it all like Hermione was because Ron really thought that was a turn off even though he had been flirting with Hermione for many years but that didn't really mean anything to him because he loved Lavender more than anything else he could possibly think of and he wanted her to be his forever and ever and he didn't want to even look at Hermione because he thought she was ugly.

Ron didn't really think about what he was going to say to Lavender because he didn't really need to do that because he loved her and he could talk to her about everything and when he told her that he loved her and not that ugly girl Hermione she just totally snogged him and dragged him in to an empty classroom and did many things with him that Ron would never forget because it was great and Lavender was brilliant and the love of his life and nothing like that ugly girl Hermione who always acted as if Ron had did something stupid and Lavender was nothing like that so ha!

Lavender and Ron moved to the Caribbean alone because the Caribbean is hot and warn and as far away from that tramp Hermione as they could come and they really helped Harry kill off Voldemort in fact they did it themselves and Hermione didn't help at all because she couldn't figure anything out because she was so ugly and she died because she got her filthy hair in her mouth and Ron and Lavender lived happily ever after.

Ron didn't know what to do. The feelyng was one he was very familyar with, having felt it in every practical class he had ever attended. Every teoretikal one, for that sake. He was head over heels in love with some one, but not just any one. The only enourmous problem was that his some one already was dating some one else. Ron's babysister, to be precise. Ron loved Harry Potter. Sharing a dorm for six years and spendyng every holy day together does some thing to a man, you know…

Ron desided he should tell Harry about his feelyngs of tRue Love for him after a Qwiddich practise, because then he could tell Harry when they were showeryng, and nothing could be more romantic than that. In the steamy shower-room, Ron opened his mouth and said the words "Harri, I think I love you!" Harry's first reaction was shokh and disgusth, but he thougth better off it and they had a wonderfull shagg in the shower-room, completely alone of coursed because all the other ones on the team were girls.

Voldmort, his timing as excellent as ever, soon showd his ugli face in the shower-room, but he slipped on Ron's Keeper Glowes before he could do anything and unfortunately Voldy broke his neck. Soon, Harru and Rom were joyned by the girls on the Qwidditch team, who wanted to celebrate the down fall of Voldmoert. Realizing that the best way to do so was to have a long and extremely nakkid shower with Hatty and Ron, they did so, and every body lived happili ever after.

Ron didn't know what to do, in case you didn't guess that (A/N: he's just so stupid, you know…). He was so totally obsessed with someone he didn't really know what to do. He wasn't really in love, but he wanted something to be his more than anything else (A/N: stpid and obsessed!). A strange and incestuous thought really, because the something he wanted was his sister Ginny (A/N: O.o). Gorgeous body on that one. Besides, Ron was really desperate after Hermione started dating Harry in stead of him, because Harry was so totally made for Hermione and not Ginny at all, that had just been a terrible mistake. (A/N: Harry and Hermione are sooo going out forevah, lozers!)

Ron slipped in to his baby sisters room in the middle of the night, and started to place his hands where they didn't belong at all (A/N: Like the pervert he is…). Ginny naturally woke up, but didn't think it was weird that her older brother were tuching her where No Man Had Ever Been, Especially Not Harry Because Harry Never Wanted Ginny Anyway. No, Ginny just started to stroke Ron on other places where No Man Had Ever Been, to put it that way. insert shameless brother/sister porn here (A/N: ahahaha, I told you they were going to do that with each other! girly giggle)

Nobody really thought that it was unnatural for Ron and Ginny to have something going on, because nobody else wanted them because they were ugly. Harry and Hermione had a dream wedding, and Ron and Ginny didn't get to be with anybody else for the rest of their lives. (A/N: Because, you know, they're uuugly!)

Ron didn't know what to do. God to know your own felings, eh? He was so in love with a gorgeous and fantastic and wonderful and beautiful woman, who by the way was a lo older than him but that didn't mean anything at al, you know, but she didn't notise him at al. She had ben enganed with his older brother, who unfortunately died while watering plants for the purpose of this story. Ron just knew that Fluer was his dream firl, and that they were a match made in heaven.

Ron told Fluer about his felings for her as son as posible, and Fluer told him that she lowed him to. They started sniging, and everybody thought it was great that both of them had found somebody new.

The hapy couple had a double weding with Hairy and Hermione, and everybody lived happily ever after.

Ron didn't know what to do. He was very unsurprized by this, sinse it was e feeling he had gotten used to after attending Hogswart in 6 years. The surprizing part of the deal was the reason for Rons confusedness. He was utterly and completelt head over heels in love with Nymphadora Tonks. Even though she was somewhat older than him, he felt that they had a spesial connection with her. they were both as clumsyas nobody else, and they wete both completelt ununderstood by their friends and family.

Ron didn't think much about what he was going to tell his new love about his feelings for her; after all, we're trying to keep him fairly in character and Ron's never been one of the planet's greater thinkers. One day, he just told her that he loved her and wanted to marry her and have lots of babies and a small dog. Tonks didn't laugh at it at all, but instantly swiched her hair to be Weasley-red and went to hold Ron's hand, sinse that is what Tonks do when she's got a boyfriend. Holding hands totally means a relationship!

Tonks and Ron got married together with Bill and Fleur, even though Ron wasn't of age yet and they had just been dating for a few days. Everybody thought it was perfect, because then Hermione could marry Victor Krum and everybody got to be happy in the end. (By the way, Harry and Ginny got married too and killed Voldimort with ther supernatural Loove!)

Ron didn't know what to do. It wasn't the confusedness he was used to have during school lessons and such; this was much deeoer and a lot more agonizing than that. Ron as sure that he was in love, and he knew who he was in love woth. The problem was to get Cho Chang, the person he loved with all of his heart despite the fact that he had only talked to her once and that only to criticise her for her choise of Quiddich team, to love him back, or even notice him as something more than her ex-boyfriend Harry Potter's rather stupid sidekick friend.

Ron soon decided that he had to tell Cho about his feelings for her. one day, he just walked over to the Rawenclaw table to talk to her. We're all just going to ignore the fact that Cho would have left school by now, sinse that is far more convenient for the author, and he/she doesn't want to change her wonderful plot. Anyway, Ron went over to Cho and confessed his true and deepfelt feelings for her. Naturally, Cho and Ron started snogging right there. Because people do that with total strangers all the time. Really, they do!

Anyway. Ron and Cho had a wonderful and unbelievably great edding, and Harry thought it was great that his best friend was marrying his ex-girlfriend. Especially because Harry knew that Cho was stable and reliable. They lived happily ever after, Harry got killed but nobody rerally cared about that exept for the unfortunate few who did, and Voldemort became Minister for Magic.

Ron didn't know what to do. His girlfriend, Hermione, had run off with Draco Malfoy because he was a lot hotter than Ron, and Ron knew he was supposed to be feeling depressed. In stead, Ron was in love again, this thime with a wonderful exchange student/new teacher/person from another house/the muggle girl in the card shop/ insert other profession here. He/She was the most wonderful thing to ever walk on two legs (or three, if you're in to that sort of thing), and Ron loved him/her/it with all of his heart.

He soon desided to tell Cassandra/Merope/Tom/Michael/Martin/Mel/Mary/James Henry Percival John Hamish/ other name about his feelings. He/she stopped Ron before he could say anything, and snogged him senseless.

They got married and had lots of doggies, because Cassandra/Merope/Tom/Michael/Martin/Mel/Mary/James Henry Percival John Hamish/ other name didn't want to havw kids and didn't like cats. Everybody was happy, and nobody cared about Harry or Voldermørt anymore.

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