CHAPTER 3: TRACER BULLET AND STUPENDOUS MAN
My name's Tracer Bullet. I'm a private eye. Today, I'm trying to figure out why there those 2 policemen were chasing me. Was it something I did? Was it something I said? Who knows? What have I not said?
"Calvin, would you shut up?" Hobbes said.
"I think we have company."
Calvin and Hobbes were in the alley. It was a dead end and the police were right in front of them. Calvin changed to stupendous man!
"I'm stupendous man, champion of liberty!"
The police slapped themselves in the face. "All, right, kid." The police said.
"You're coming with us."
Calvin…I-I mean stupendous man jumped on the 2 police man.
"With muscles of magnitudes, stupendous man was on the 2 police man, hitting them with every strong muscle in his body!" He said.
Stupendous man was Calvin again. He grabbed Hobbes and they left the alley leaving the 2 police man unconscious.
Meanwhile, Calvin's parents were at the police station. Calvin's mom was crying. The 2 police men were back, rubbing their heads.
"Did you find them?" Calvin's dad asked.
"No, but we did saw a little kid who has a stuffed tiger who keeps changing into one of his alter egos."
"That's Calvin!" Calvin's mom said.
"Where did he go?"
"He was in the alley. He changed into stupendous something and he beat us up."
"This is awfully late for jokes." Calvin's dad said.
Calvin and Hobbes were under a big bridge. They were cold and very hungry.
"What's for dinner?" Hobbes asked.
"SIGH We're having the usual. Rice and beans."
Calvin said cooking them over a fire. Calvin and Hobbes ate the rice and beans slowly.
"Let's sing a song before we go to bed." Hobbes suggested.
"O Canada…" Calvin hit Hobbes with a pillow.
"Would you shut up? I miss home already!"
"Okay." Hobbes said. "Good night."