CHAPTER 5: CALVIN CREATING A DIVERSION
"Calvin, how about you create a diversion." Hobbes suggested.
Calvin held up a picture of Marilyn Monroe in front of the police.
"Cute, isn't she?" Calvin said. "
Maybe you should go out with her sometime."
Thetwo police man looked at each other in confusion. Hobbes whispered in Calvin's ear.
"Calvin, she's dead!" Hobbes whispered. "And if she was alive today, she would be about 80! Why do you keep a picture of Marilyn Monroe anyway?"
"Because." Calvin said slowly.
Calvin dressed himself as a clown.
"I'm happy the clown!"
He threw a pie in the face. Thetwo police man were about to get Calvin. Calvin laughed nervously.
"Hobbes, do something!" The stuffed tiger just stood there.
Calvin was talking to the police man as if this was a commercial. Calvin cleared his throat, and began to speak in a New York accent
A COMMERCIAL ABOUT CALVIN'S PICKLES
You! Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you! Are you a pickle fan? Are you in love of that crunchy juicy taste? Then try Calvin's pickles! Its pickle juice free, it's high in protein, and it prevents you from having a heart attack! Calvin's pickles! Only $9.95! Buy now!
Thetwo policeman clapped loudly, but they still went after Calvin. Suddenly, Calvin got out a horn, and pie. Calvin honked the horn in front of the policeman. Then, Calvin threw a pie at them. That's when Calvin grabbed Hobbes and ran for his life!
"You know, tracer Bullet has a New York accent!" Hobbes said.
"Uh-huh." Calvin said. "C'mon! We're going back to the hotel!"