CHAPTER 7: ANOTHER DIVERSION
Calvin and Hobbes got back on their feet. Calvin was talking to the police man as if this was a commercial. Again!
ANOTHER CALVIN COMMERCIAL
My Name is Calvin, and this my friend Hobbes.
He's a tiger, and I'm going to let Hobbes jump over this hoop. He did it! If you want him to do more stunts, call 578-9051. See Ya!
Calvin and Hobbes again ran away from the police. Once again, there was a dead end! The police were right in front of them! Calvin got out a phone.
"You want me to call her?" Calvin asked.
"She's single." The police sighed.
"Kid, she died in 1962. Now come with me!"
Calvin got out his wagon.
"It's your wagon!" Hobbes shouted out.
"My wagon always comes in handy." Calvin said.
Calvin started the wagon. The police man tried to catch the wagon, but accidentally bumped each other. In a couple of seconds the police were back on their feet and they were faster than a subway!
"Hobbes, we're doomed!"
Calvin looked at the back of the wagon, but Hobbes was not there! While the police were catching up, Calvin was talking to himself.
"Mom, dad, I'm sorry for running away. I'd rather go to Pennsylvania than here. And Hobbes thanks a lot for running away! I'll see you in hell you uncourageous, tuna loving, dumb tiger!"
Suddenly, there was a stuffed tiger flying in the air, pouncing on the police. The stuffed tiger flew back to the wagon.
"Hobbes! You're back!" Calvin said, hugging Hobbes. "
Did you ever think that I would ever leave you all alone?" Hobbes asked.
They were back home laughing all the way.